Begin with subject matter and information that’s not new, and end with I was duped by the President. Come on Scott McClellan did you really think it was gonna work. That you could convince millions of people that you were just an innocent bystander in one of the biggest clusterf–ks east of Vietnam? Did you really think the country would forgive you for what said on a daily basis as Press Secretary?
Did you ever think Liberials would hail you as a HERO and make $Millions$ at the same time? What? Oh, you did? And the country fell for it!!! O.K. All’s forgiven. No hard feelings. BUT WAIT! I do remember your criticism of General Wesley Clark for doing the same thing when he wrote his book. Were you also duped then? Did Carl Rove whisper in your ear “Discredit the Gen. for no other reason than…well make up some reasons”? I believe you came up with “The Administration questions Gen. Clarke’s motives, he has a grudge because he was forced out”.
That was a good line. And everyone bought it. Scott, now the tables have turned and your line is being used against you by your old friends. But I gotta think you’re smarter than this. If the last few years have taught us anything its that “Bushies don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.” Whats yours? That you were lied to by the President and even he didn’t know the truth? How does one lie when he doesn’t know the truth? Sounds awfully thin to me. The Nazi’s had a better defense. Good luck. Your book sales should give you some funds for your legal defense.
Anyway, since everyone is in the forgiveness mood right now I felt like I should make a list. A list of the Traitors, Losers and people we owe an Apology since you were dubed into lying to the American people.
Traitors: Bush, Cheney, Scooter, Colin, Condi, Every one at Fix (or branded as Fox)News, Sean Hannity, Billo, Tony Blair, Anyone that said “Trust your President” or “During times of War we must…”
Losers: Joe Lieberman, Dennis Miller, Nancy Pelosi, Any Cong./Sen. that voted for the War, Alan Colmes…
Apologies: Anyone who lost someone in the War, 911 victims/survivors, The French, Anyone who paid any $money$ in taxes, Anyone who has paid one cent over $1.50 in gas, PBS, BBC, NPR, The people of IRAQ & their dead, the victims/survivors of Katrina, Cindy Sheehan, Kanye West…
This is a short list. Please add more.