It’s about time.  It’s hard to wear slutty outfits (not that there are anything wrong with slutty outfits) when you are carrying another…Now, you can go back to drinking on the beach and partying, while the nanny takes care of the kid.  First order of business is to drop the baby weight.  I will definitely have to concede that you will put in work in the gym.

While the girls get bigger with pregnancy, so does everything else, making it hard to squeeze into this dress.

See, a little different than the picture above, huh?

Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick are proud parents of a baby boy!

E! has just announced that the 30-year-old reality TV star gave birth early this morning to Mason Dash Disick, who clocked in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and measured 19.5 inches.

A publicist for Kourt said, “Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago.”

I wonder how long until we get another spinoff, with just her and just Chyna Khloe?

Clearly the winner in the looks department

and this isn’t beef to eat…I went over to Bossip.com and saw this story.

Khloe and Lamar’s ex jump off, Claudia Jordan, had an exchange of words at a Hollyweird party and from what we hear, it wasn’t pretty.  More details on the flipside. Claudia and Khloe, who roll in the same social circles, found themselves in a face to face, verbal altercation at a friend’s home during a small party.  We hear that Khloe went hard on Claudia and damn near made her cry.  But we hear that Claudia had it coming to her because she instigated the whole fight.  Claudia arrived first and then Khloe came in after her, solo.

They initially tried to ignore each other but all hell broke loose when Claudia was heard saying “I can’t believe he left me for a MAN” and “Oh, well… I guess big girls need love, too!” It wasn’t too long before Khloe heard about Claudia talking behind her back and approached her on it. She told her if she wanted to talk trash about her, Don’t do it behind her back! We hear curses and tempers flared as the two went at it. After a while we heard Claudia disappeared.

and once I read it, I said to myself, damn I have been saying the same thing here and here. Postdrama took it one step further and made the Chyna comparisons and pictures

Damn, they do look a lot alike...

Lamar might have married Chyna.  But, Khloe has been looking run down and haggard, like all the attention she so desperately carved is catching up with her.   I hope the pre-nup allows easy access out when you wake up and discovered you married a man.

Plus, Claudia was funny.  I don’t think that Chyna could have come up with jokes like this.  It is a product of the inner-city lifestyle she never lived.

Take a drink haters, Obama is here to stay

Take a drink haters, Obama is here to stay

This is another reason why you should hate Twitter.  People say s*&t that you really can’t come back from.  Then, they feel the need to send out more tweets to clarify what they said in the first 140 words.

If they hate on Al gore and his warning about global warming, then you know that they are going to hate on Obama

If they hate on Al Gore and his warning about global warming, then you know that they are going to hate on Obama

Why does everyone feel as though their job is to kritik the winners of the Nobel Peace prize?  Who ever wins it, just congratulate and move on.  you don’t see people politicking for the award, the people in Norway come to a conclusion and then they announce it.  But, everyone is a critic.  At least some people take the time to do their homework.  Crooked I of the rap collection Slaughterhouse voices one reason to award it to Obama.

way to big up the president....

way to big up the president....

Some in the hip-hop industry agree with the choice, including Slaughterhouse’s Crooked I. Once he heard the news, he sent a big shoutout to Obama for the honor, via his Twitter profile (@TheRealCrookedI).

Then, followed up, asking people to do some research before judging our current president.

“Why are people h8’n on my guy for this prize?” Crooked I asked. “Obama travels around THE ENTIRE WORLD PROMOTING PEACE.. Do sum research before u judge his worthiness.”

Agreed and agreed.  Being the President of the U.S. comes with some perks.  People are looking up to the new leader, especially compared to the last guy.

Asher, how do you make a hit record?  I dunno...sound like Eminem

Asher, how do you make a hit record? "I dunno...sound like Eminem?"

Asher Roth voices dissent to the awarding the prize to President Obama.

Others, though, don’t agree with it at all. Rapper Asher Roth — known mostly for his hit single “I Love College” — wasn’t feeling the decision, asking how could a man win “the peace prize by just talking sh**.”

Now, Asher, while you love college, maybe you should have gone to class and studied a little bit harder.  Once people got onto your haterade, you sent out another one, to try and protect your limited fan base.  Spend more time making your point, then you wouldn’t need to make further clarifications.

He followed up with a tweet (@AsherRoth) clarifying his statements, explaining that the disagreement is about the actual prize more than Obama being chosen for it.

“Has nothing to do with ‘Obama’ and everything to do with the ‘Peace Prize’ — change starts with us, the people — who’s gon wake up first?” Asher said. “Seek truth.”

Asher also added: “I’m all for ‘hope’ and ‘progress,’ but people have been dedicating their lives for peace — actions speak louder than words — my opinion only.”

According to the rapper, change doesn’t come from the upper levels of the hierarchy, but from the people.

“I think change starts at the basement level — change starts with us, the people — we’re being manipulated,” Asher said in response to one follower.

Why didn’t you start with the comment, this is not about Obama?  Because IT was about Obama and you don’t have the stones to back up your comment. When people put your feet to the fire, you backed off.  You can’t take back what you tweeted, since the internet saves everything….focus less on trying to make a statement and more time on your music….

But it doesn’t stop with rappers….athletes have to get in on the foolishness.

Rashad McCants: Im next to win the nobel peace prize!! Twitter.com

Why don’t you be next to become an all star? or have a job?  or how about keeping your girl?

keep the picture, since Lamar is beating up the box now, doing what you could not do...

keep the picture, since Lamar is beating up the box now, doing what you could not do... Nice Kobe face with the chin and all...

You currently suck at basketball, and your girl is with Lamar now, having married him after seeing what you are working with.  You are not going to win a damn thing, now get a job and get back into the NBA and leave Twitter alone, unless you are tweeting about getting a job and not being broke.

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions, like Kayne

R.I.P. Steve McNair, but this is bigger than the loss of a good man and a better QB. You are getting played bro, and you only have a few more days to come to your senses.  We tried to warn you earlier, but you didn’t listen, so we will try this again.

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show.  Look at Khloes face.  That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show. Look at Khloe's face. That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

I really don’t care that you are marrying Chyna. That is your business. But, I want you to remember that she has a thing for Black athletes. Maybe she wants to outdo Kim and have a man that actually can win something as a pro. You qualify.

Look at the Donald.  He went broke, got rich again and didnt have to give out his stacks....

Look at the Donald. He went broke, got rich again and didn't have to give out his stacks....

Not to have a prenuptial for a woman that you have only recently starting dating is a recipe for disaster. Do not forget that you are in CA, which means your sh!t is now her sh!t now too. E! Magazine tells the story of how Lamar Odom got emasculated.

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Khloé Kardashian has nothing to worry about.

Even at his bachelor party last night, Laker Lamar Odom was on his best behavior with his best bros.

While he decided to cancel the big bash at Les Deux that was originally planned, he opted for a small dinner party at STK with Joe Francis, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick (aka Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy), fellow Lakers Ron Artest, Sasha Vujacic, Josh Powell and D.J. Mbenga.

Kobe stood you up? It’s because he knows you are making a mistake. For all that everyone says about Kobe, at least he has a family and his wife seems to be in charge of the family while Kobe is ballin outta control.

say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting...hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...

Say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...Plus, look how cute she is. Marrying Chyna is not a good look for a Laker player in LA. That's not what a player would do

Lamar’s crew was even joined by some Clippers, including Baron Davis, Marcus Camby and rookie Blake Griffin, who just happened to be having their own party at the club.

Of course they came to the party, because they want to hang out with winners.  You had the B team at your celebration.

Joe, Scott and Rob held court at a table in the main dining room, while Lamar mostly mingled with his basketball boys in the bar area.

Despite one pretty partyer who approached him, Lamar showed little interest in any ladies. Girls were even banned from their booths at Guys & Dolls later in the night. Way to regulate!

See? This is what I mean. You had Joe F. ready to throw you a huge blowout with strippers, hookers and…well what else do you want? Kobe and more of the Lakers might have shown up for the party if it was this type of party.

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

Or since he is Joe Francis of “Girls GOne Wild” maybe a party like this…

now that is the type of party Im talking about

now that is the type of party I'm talking about

The only complaint guests might have?

Lamar was tardy to his own party! Teammate Derek Fisher showed at STK at 9 p.m. and waited for Lamar for an hour before ditching to head home to his wife and kids.

Before he left, though, Fisher said he planned to get Odom a whopper of a wedding present: “How about another [NBA championship] ring!”

After dinner, Lamar, Rob, Scott and some Lakers who stayed headed over to Guys & Dolls, where Ron made a toast to his teammate. The guys drank magnums of Ace of Spades champagne.

Lamar was in great spirits, dancing and taking photos with fans. Before calling it a night, he requested Jay-Z and Beyoncé‘s “Bonnie and Clyde,” perhaps as a tribute to himself and the bride-to-be.

Another reason why I dislike what you are doing Lamar. Really? At least play the damn original with Tupac. The damn song is about gun love and Jay f’ed up the whole song. Listen to the REAL song.

Although there was a fight that broke out while the boys were inside partying, a source says they weren’t involved.

Remember that other fight that went down at Guys, between Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis?

Speaking of that lawsuit-inducing spat, Jayde’s boyfriend and defender, Brody Jenner, happens to be Khloé’s stepbrother, who wasn’t spotted at the bachelor party last night.

Since Joe threw the party last night, we’re assuming he’s invited to the wedding. And we know Brody’s attending.

The people making the seating chart should have their work cut out for them.

—Additional reporting by Amy Paffrath

Then you got put on blast by your jump-off. I have Bossip to thank for the letter and funny picture.

Really?  LO, you can do much better

Really? LO, you can do much better

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CIRCUS UNFOLD. NOW THAT KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS ANNOUNCED THE WEDDING, I CAN NO LONGER BE QUIET.
I HAVE BEEN WITH LAMAR FOR YEARS. YES WE F*CK. YES HE PAYS MY BILLS. YES…… I HAVE AN APARTMENT. YES HE HAS BOUGHT ME A CAR. YES I WAS WITH HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS BABY MAMA. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A JUMP OFF. I KNOW WE HAVE A CONNECTION. I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.

Yes, you are a jump-off. You give him the freedom to roam like a free safety on Sunday.

I SEE THAT THE KARDASHIANS HAVE MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION, MADE THIS A FAIRYTALE.

LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

LAMAR ODOM IS A DOG. HE CANNOT BE FAITHFUL TO ONE WOMAN. PERIOD. HE WILL WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND WILL REALIZE HE HAS F*CKED HIMSELF. LAMAR IS UNSTABLE. LAMAR IS BIPOLAR. LAMAR HAS GIRLS IN EVERY CITY. KHLOE AND HER FAMILY MAY THINK THEY HAVE STRUCK GOLD – BUT WHEN HE TRAVELS DURING THE SEASON, HE WILL F*CK AROUND. HE HAS F*CKED HER FRIENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN MET. I KNOW MY SITUATION AND I DEAL WITH IT, BUT I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE KARDASHIANS PRETENDING HE IS SOMETHING HE IS NOT.

I DO NOT LIKE HIS BABY MAMA, LIZA. BUT I KNOW HE DID HER DIRTY. WHEN HIS SON PASSED AWAY, HE WASN’T WITH HER. HE WAS WITH ME. HE DOESN’T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS. DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE THAT THE KIDS ARE IN SHOCK. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR OWN DAD’S WEDDING. HE IS RUINING HIS FAMILY AND HIS CHILDREN’S LIVES FOR THIS TRICK NAMED KHLOE. NBA AND NFL D*CK HAS RAN THROUGH THAT. SIX DEGREES OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN. LOOK AT THEIR GOLD DIGGING MOTHER. SHE WHORES OUT HER OWN CHILDREN. I HEAR FROM HIS PEOPLE THAT THERE IS NO PRENUP. WHAT AN IDIOT. I HOPE HE IS BROKE FROM THIS. BETTER BELIEVE I WILL MAKE SURE I CASH OUT BEFORE ALL OF IT IS GONE. HE DID SIGN A HUGE CONTRACT, AFTER ALL.

Damn, Lamar, I didnt know you were this naive...

Damn, Lamar, I didn't know you were this naive...

HIS FAMILY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. HE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PUT IT LIKE THIS, IF YOU ARE BROKE AND BLACK – YOU ARE NO LONGER IN HIS LIFE. TRUE LOVE MY @SS. TAKE NOTE HOW NO BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE THERE. MAYBE A SPRINKLE OF THE ACCEPTABLE ONES THAT KRIS APPROVES OF.

LO, how are you just going to get your business out in the street? Even if the “wedding” is just a stunt for the failing ratings of the show, you are put on front street as a clown. STEP YOUR GAME UP! You are better than this!

Just remember this…not in order, although he was the last one soaking up your fiancees panties….

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

that was this year…

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

Then there was Rashad McCants, who more than likely beat the brakes off the box.  But, that might have started her desire for basketball players.  He is kinda scrubby, so you won’t have to worry about him talking about her on the court.

He was killing it for awhile...

He was killing it for awhile...

I am not saying that you have to throw on a chastity belt and quit dating, but you should not have the next man’s seed in your shorts going to the next date, like you are Katelyn Faber…

Don’t take it from me, go here to see the merry-go-round.

You Must Protect This House!!!

Or Spank Bank.

Don’t let anyone dog your Spank Bank. That SH*T is sacred. Unfortunately some people just love to hate. And of course the  TooOld Crew is not immune. There is a time and place for HATE but at the expense of your boy’s Spank Bank is neither. Case in point Steve’s post yesterday about Khloe Kardashian. Just leave my girl alone. She’s young, tall, and has a great personality. Don’t HATE!!!

Khloe I can take but it gets worse. I’m even clowned for big upping Jessica Biel, and Rihanna.

Something about down syndrome was the capp. That’s weak. These two are HOTTT!!!

Thank G*D I haven’t heard anything about Joy Bryant. I might have to throw some blows if that happens. Joy is half the reason I have seen the movie London a few dozen times.

Enter today’s HATE. The woman from the Chase Credit Card commercial. Her name is Molly Culver and I made a comment that she is “smoking”. Needless to say the HATE was thick in the room. But I’ve got my girls back. Take another look. My girl is SMOKING. Yeah, I said it!!!

Or here with Pam Anderson, and Natalie Raitano.  Molly steals the picture and that’s a tough crowd.

I rest my case my case. Now excuse me I got a date with some some lotion.

Lamar has that Deer in the Headlights look to him.  Yes, you are sppoked and yes, it is a mistake that you are about to make.  He has the look of Damn...I cant believe someone saw me!

Lamar has that "Deer in the Headlights" look to him. Yes, you are sppoked and yes, it is a mistake that you are about to make. He has the look of "Damn...I can't believe someone saw me!"

Lamar,

I thought that you had some issues in judgment with the amount of candy that you eat, but this literally takes the cake…

Insiders tell E! News exclusively that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA star boyfriend Lamar Odom are already considering tying the knot.

Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, and Khloé recently have been “talking about rings,” says a source close to the couple.

So, you have kids through another woman and never got around to marrying the woman who bore you three kids, but some wanna-be reality star throws you some action and you are all ga-ga…?

Members of the Kardashian family are neither confirming nor denying the wedding plans or a date. A rep for both stars have declined to comment.The planned marriage would be the first for Khloé, 25, and Lamar, 29, who had three children with his former longtime girlfriend, Liza Morales. They have a 10-year-old daughter, Destiny, and a 7-year-old son, Lamar Jr. (On June 29, 2006, Odom’s 7-month-old infant son, Jayden, reportedly died from SIDS while sleeping in his crib in New York.)

Sources say Khloé and Odom met over the summer through mutual friends. “They instantly hit it off,” says a source. “It’s like they’ve known each other for years.”

Khloé first confirmed to E! they were dating on Sept. 4. “He’s a great guy,” sister Kim has told us of Khloé’s beau.

While Lamar is her tallest romantic partner (at 6-foot-10), he isn’t Khloé’s first pro athlete beau. Last year, she dated Rashad McCants, a 6-foot-4, 210-pound guard for the Minnesota Timberwolves.

So, she likes the dark meat, which there is nothing wrong with.  She also like basketball players and she clearly upgraded from Rashad, since he is kinda scrubby.  But, Lamar, why date Chyna?

She could squeeze your *&$% off with her gluteous muscles

She could squeeze your *&$% off with her gluteous muscles

Don’t allow her to come between you and getting the job done for the Lakers.  That is got to be your first priority….

The worst is that if you do a google search and type in Lamar and Chyna, you get pictures of them, so it’s not just me who thinks this…I am not mad at you, I am just so confused.  You live in Los Angeles.  There are a LOT of very attractive women around…

You didn’t do so well in your decision….you chose ground beef, when you could have ordered filet…

It’s not too late, you can still bail.  The final word is at least get a pre-nuptial agreement and protect your riches…

Look, you have made good choices before

This is great eye candy...

This is great eye candy...

Here is your baby’s mama

Another dime piece

Another dime piece

So Lamar, the choice is yours.  Her family can’t bring you anything more than you already have and you won’t save her scrubby show…

Eenee, Meenee, Mainee, Mo!

Catch a nigger by the toe!

If he hollers let him go!

Eenee, Meenee. Mainee, Mo!

Can you believe that it was acceptable to talk like this and consider it mainstream? Rudyard Kipling popularized this catchy nursery rhyme (its got a great beat to dance to, I give it a 9.5…) in 1923. It was sanitized with the replacement of tiger instead of nigger, but PETA and other animal rights groups came out and protested that usage, claiming it demeaned tigers everywhere, not just here in the U.S. So, we went back to the original written word in expressing the timeless freestyle beat.

Speaking of freestyle beats, Curtis “50, fiddy, fat joe slayer” Jackson appears at an MTV awards show

With a KARDASHIAN on each arm — KIM (left) and KHLOE (right) — 50 CENT arrives at the MTV Australia Awards in style on Saturday.

Now, we here at Too Old will not descend into the pits of speculation about the alleged threesome between the sisters (and sistah, since she has a ghetto booty) and the rapper, but how would you choose to get down with them? What part do you catch?