No, I think that they would have sprung for it anyway as a protest movement...

But, at least he left him some TV to watch…maybe Girls Gone Wild?

Police: Dad visits strip club, leaves boy in truck

Police say they’ve arrested an Indiana truck driver who went drinking at a strip club after leaving his 5-year-old son in his semitrailer watching cartoons.

The Associated Press

INDIANAPOLIS —Police say they’ve arrested an Indiana truck driver who went drinking at a strip club after leaving his 5-year-old son in his semitrailer watching cartoons.

An Indianapolis police report says 39-year-old Donald Crawford was arrested early Tuesday on child neglect and public intoxication charges after reporting his truck stolen and son missing. Police said he forgot where he parked.

The boy was found watching a television inside the truck’s cab. Police said the keys were in the ignition and the doors were unlocked in a high-crime area of Indianapolis.

The man, from nearby Franklin, was taken to the Marion County jail. Jail records showed he wasn’t being held early Thursday, and repeated calls to jail offices seeking details rang unanswered.

This place is Too Old approved....The Sapphire in Las Vegas is the strip club of choice

What a dumbass!  The child hopefully is still with DPS or they find the mother.  That has to take the cake for stupidity.  At least he didn’t leave his guns and/or drugs in the cab as well.

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions, like Kayne

R.I.P. Steve McNair, but this is bigger than the loss of a good man and a better QB. You are getting played bro, and you only have a few more days to come to your senses.  We tried to warn you earlier, but you didn’t listen, so we will try this again.

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show.  Look at Khloes face.  That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show. Look at Khloe's face. That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

I really don’t care that you are marrying Chyna. That is your business. But, I want you to remember that she has a thing for Black athletes. Maybe she wants to outdo Kim and have a man that actually can win something as a pro. You qualify.

Look at the Donald.  He went broke, got rich again and didnt have to give out his stacks....

Look at the Donald. He went broke, got rich again and didn't have to give out his stacks....

Not to have a prenuptial for a woman that you have only recently starting dating is a recipe for disaster. Do not forget that you are in CA, which means your sh!t is now her sh!t now too. E! Magazine tells the story of how Lamar Odom got emasculated.

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Khloé Kardashian has nothing to worry about.

Even at his bachelor party last night, Laker Lamar Odom was on his best behavior with his best bros.

While he decided to cancel the big bash at Les Deux that was originally planned, he opted for a small dinner party at STK with Joe Francis, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick (aka Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy), fellow Lakers Ron Artest, Sasha Vujacic, Josh Powell and D.J. Mbenga.

Kobe stood you up? It’s because he knows you are making a mistake. For all that everyone says about Kobe, at least he has a family and his wife seems to be in charge of the family while Kobe is ballin outta control.

say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting...hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...

Say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...Plus, look how cute she is. Marrying Chyna is not a good look for a Laker player in LA. That's not what a player would do

Lamar’s crew was even joined by some Clippers, including Baron Davis, Marcus Camby and rookie Blake Griffin, who just happened to be having their own party at the club.

Of course they came to the party, because they want to hang out with winners.  You had the B team at your celebration.

Joe, Scott and Rob held court at a table in the main dining room, while Lamar mostly mingled with his basketball boys in the bar area.

Despite one pretty partyer who approached him, Lamar showed little interest in any ladies. Girls were even banned from their booths at Guys & Dolls later in the night. Way to regulate!

See? This is what I mean. You had Joe F. ready to throw you a huge blowout with strippers, hookers and…well what else do you want? Kobe and more of the Lakers might have shown up for the party if it was this type of party.

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

Or since he is Joe Francis of “Girls GOne Wild” maybe a party like this…

now that is the type of party Im talking about

now that is the type of party I'm talking about

The only complaint guests might have?

Lamar was tardy to his own party! Teammate Derek Fisher showed at STK at 9 p.m. and waited for Lamar for an hour before ditching to head home to his wife and kids.

Before he left, though, Fisher said he planned to get Odom a whopper of a wedding present: “How about another [NBA championship] ring!”

After dinner, Lamar, Rob, Scott and some Lakers who stayed headed over to Guys & Dolls, where Ron made a toast to his teammate. The guys drank magnums of Ace of Spades champagne.

Lamar was in great spirits, dancing and taking photos with fans. Before calling it a night, he requested Jay-Z and Beyoncé‘s “Bonnie and Clyde,” perhaps as a tribute to himself and the bride-to-be.

Another reason why I dislike what you are doing Lamar. Really? At least play the damn original with Tupac. The damn song is about gun love and Jay f’ed up the whole song. Listen to the REAL song.

Although there was a fight that broke out while the boys were inside partying, a source says they weren’t involved.

Remember that other fight that went down at Guys, between Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis?

Speaking of that lawsuit-inducing spat, Jayde’s boyfriend and defender, Brody Jenner, happens to be Khloé’s stepbrother, who wasn’t spotted at the bachelor party last night.

Since Joe threw the party last night, we’re assuming he’s invited to the wedding. And we know Brody’s attending.

The people making the seating chart should have their work cut out for them.

—Additional reporting by Amy Paffrath

Then you got put on blast by your jump-off. I have Bossip to thank for the letter and funny picture.

Really?  LO, you can do much better

Really? LO, you can do much better

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CIRCUS UNFOLD. NOW THAT KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS ANNOUNCED THE WEDDING, I CAN NO LONGER BE QUIET.
I HAVE BEEN WITH LAMAR FOR YEARS. YES WE F*CK. YES HE PAYS MY BILLS. YES…… I HAVE AN APARTMENT. YES HE HAS BOUGHT ME A CAR. YES I WAS WITH HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS BABY MAMA. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A JUMP OFF. I KNOW WE HAVE A CONNECTION. I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.

Yes, you are a jump-off. You give him the freedom to roam like a free safety on Sunday.

I SEE THAT THE KARDASHIANS HAVE MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION, MADE THIS A FAIRYTALE.

LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

LAMAR ODOM IS A DOG. HE CANNOT BE FAITHFUL TO ONE WOMAN. PERIOD. HE WILL WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND WILL REALIZE HE HAS F*CKED HIMSELF. LAMAR IS UNSTABLE. LAMAR IS BIPOLAR. LAMAR HAS GIRLS IN EVERY CITY. KHLOE AND HER FAMILY MAY THINK THEY HAVE STRUCK GOLD – BUT WHEN HE TRAVELS DURING THE SEASON, HE WILL F*CK AROUND. HE HAS F*CKED HER FRIENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN MET. I KNOW MY SITUATION AND I DEAL WITH IT, BUT I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE KARDASHIANS PRETENDING HE IS SOMETHING HE IS NOT.

I DO NOT LIKE HIS BABY MAMA, LIZA. BUT I KNOW HE DID HER DIRTY. WHEN HIS SON PASSED AWAY, HE WASN’T WITH HER. HE WAS WITH ME. HE DOESN’T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS. DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE THAT THE KIDS ARE IN SHOCK. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR OWN DAD’S WEDDING. HE IS RUINING HIS FAMILY AND HIS CHILDREN’S LIVES FOR THIS TRICK NAMED KHLOE. NBA AND NFL D*CK HAS RAN THROUGH THAT. SIX DEGREES OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN. LOOK AT THEIR GOLD DIGGING MOTHER. SHE WHORES OUT HER OWN CHILDREN. I HEAR FROM HIS PEOPLE THAT THERE IS NO PRENUP. WHAT AN IDIOT. I HOPE HE IS BROKE FROM THIS. BETTER BELIEVE I WILL MAKE SURE I CASH OUT BEFORE ALL OF IT IS GONE. HE DID SIGN A HUGE CONTRACT, AFTER ALL.

Damn, Lamar, I didnt know you were this naive...

Damn, Lamar, I didn't know you were this naive...

HIS FAMILY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. HE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PUT IT LIKE THIS, IF YOU ARE BROKE AND BLACK – YOU ARE NO LONGER IN HIS LIFE. TRUE LOVE MY @SS. TAKE NOTE HOW NO BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE THERE. MAYBE A SPRINKLE OF THE ACCEPTABLE ONES THAT KRIS APPROVES OF.

LO, how are you just going to get your business out in the street? Even if the “wedding” is just a stunt for the failing ratings of the show, you are put on front street as a clown. STEP YOUR GAME UP! You are better than this!

Just remember this…not in order, although he was the last one soaking up your fiancees panties….

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

that was this year…

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

Then there was Rashad McCants, who more than likely beat the brakes off the box.  But, that might have started her desire for basketball players.  He is kinda scrubby, so you won’t have to worry about him talking about her on the court.

He was killing it for awhile...

He was killing it for awhile...

I am not saying that you have to throw on a chastity belt and quit dating, but you should not have the next man’s seed in your shorts going to the next date, like you are Katelyn Faber…

Don’t take it from me, go here to see the merry-go-round.

We here at Too Old always say, “If you have no talent, just take it off…”  Tila Nguyen has no talent, but a breast job and reality TV can make you a star.  We know that Shawne Merriman and her hooked up, but I think after this little escapade, that ride is over.  Not being one to rest on her fifteen minutes of fame, she has already hooked up a new gig…

I am not surprised....yes I am actually, What took so long?

I am not surprised....yes I am actually, "What took so long?"

Tila Tequila Escapes to ‘Girls Gone Wild Island’

Tue Sep 8, 2009 4:57pm EDT
While you may think that I just created this due to all the recent press she has gotten, I didn’t…this is real…
LOS ANGELES, Sept. 8 /PRNewswire/ — The craziness that comes with being  America’s most popular party girl drove TV reality star Tila Tequila to seek a few days of peace by herself on “Girls Gone Wild Island” recently.  She shared her visit in jaw-dropping photos and a candid interview in the new October Issue of Girls Gone Wild Magazine, on stands today.

Tila made headlines last week when she called San Diego police to report that  she had allegedly been choked and physically restrained by San Diego Chargers  linebacker Shawne Merriman. Merriman was taken into custody by Sheriff’s  Deputies at the time.

“My life is so hectic,” Tequila tells the magazine.  She saw “Girls Gone Wild  Island” as “an escape, a place where I could be by myself, have some peace and quiet.”

“Girls Gone Wild Island” is a sprawling tropical paradise and favorite getaway spot for A-List celebrities.

So, I guess there is a new defintion of A-List that I dont know?  This must make kathy Griffin A++++++++list star compared to her

So, I guess there is a new defintion of A-List that I don't know? This must make Kathy Griffin A++++++++list star compared to her

In her revealing interview, Tila takes readers through her day-to-day life on the island — riding jet skis, lounging in the sun and drinking Margaritas, in nothing but a bikini and stiletto heels (or less). “I was a giddy little girl in a candy store,” Tila says of her luxury vacation.  Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis says he was happy to provide Tila with a chance to take a break from the fast lane.  “Tila is an amazing girl and a good friend,” says Francis. “She is more than welcome on the island anytime.”
Now, how is she going to say this above, while tweeting something very different?  That is the beauty of the internet, it’s a semi-permanent record of things you say and do….
When MTO has you, YOU KNOW YOU DONE F#$%ed UP!

When MTO has you, YOU KNOW YOU DONE F#$%ed UP!

In addition to Tila, Girls Gone Wild Magazine continues to introduce readers  to the hottest real college girls in America. There are mind-blowing spreads  of a feisty redhead named Dani, and Amia, a petite brunette who enjoys  handcuffs. As always, the articles — including a debate over the merits of
fake vs. real breasts, bad sex advice from a degenerate uncle and an  illustrated exploration of pubic hair styles — are fresh, edgy and laugh out  loud funny. Girls Gone Wild Magazine has the hottest young writers — and  hottest young girls — on any newsstand.

Girls Gone Wild Magazine is a non-nude men’s lifestyle publication available  monthly at over 15,000 newsstands and retail outlets in America and Canada.   Each issue is packaged with a free Girls Gone Wild DVD and carries a cover  price of $9.99.

Joe, I know you gotta get your hustle on, but her?  You couldn’t do any better?  That is when you know times are hard….
Tila, I think that you are smart not to say anything else, and to remove your twitter feed, since I would definitely use all of it in court against you.  Shawne, if he were smart, when all this is over, he files a defamation of character suit dealing with these false allegations, especially since you are a free agent next year.  news like she is spouting is not good for your next contract.  This is one bi-polar woman that I would leave alone…

I dont want to see the footage that he shot while HE was in the slammer

I don’t want to see the footage that he shot while HE was in the slammer

I was looking for movies to go see last week and I really couldn’t find one to my liking, with the exception of the Watchman. But, because I am cheap, I like to double up on my movies. So, I searched for something that I could pair it with. One movie that I never got into was the Medea movies.

Martin was funnier in Big Mommas House...I saw that one BECAUSE Martin was ACTING...

Martin was funnier in Big Momma's House...I saw that one BECAUSE Martin was ACTING...

Now, I am all for black dudes making their money in the Malcolm X way. I just think that the premise would be getting kinda tired. Tyler Perry hatched the very successful Medea franchise, with the latest installment has her going to jail.

Put the gun down maam, I mean sir...

Put the gun down ma'am, I mean sir...

I am not one to really comment on someone’s zestyness, but I wonder about Tyler Perry and if he has “sugar in the tank” since he is friends with Will Smith (there is always questions about his swinging both ways with Jada) and he is always playing dress up and he has never been married. (although that last part is tight, since it gives you freedom to do what you want, when you want to do it…)


More to the point, when I saw this news story, I thought of prison movies and the fact that this really doesn’t happen everywhere. This could have been a plot in a Showtime/Skinamax movie I saw last night. You would be a fool not to think that drugs and sex exist in prison, but it is usually drugs that have been smuggled in someone’s rectal cavity and the sex is gay sex. But, not at this prison…I hope Bernie Madoff is not chillin here, because that would mean he got off easy…


MONTAGUE, Texas (AP) – For months, perhaps longer, the Montague County Jail was “Animal House” meets Mayberry. Inside the small brick building across from the courthouse, inmates had the run of the place, having sex with their jailer girlfriends, bringing in recliners, taking drugs and chatting on cell phones supplied by friends or guards, according to authorities. They also disabled some of the surveillance cameras and made weapons out of nails.

The doors to two groups of cells didn’t lock, but apparently no one tried to escape – perhaps because they had everything they needed inside.

The jailhouse escapades – some of which date to 2006, according to authorities – have rocked Montague (pronounced mahn-TAYG), a farming and ranching town of several hundred people near the Oklahoma line, about 65 miles northwest of Fort Worth.

There were whispers in the past year about an affair between a female jailer and male inmate, but folks dismissed the rumors as small-town gossip. It was not until late last month, when a Texas grand jury returned a 106-count indictment against the former sheriff and 16 others, that the inmates-gone-wild scandal broke wide open.

The indictment charged Bill Keating, sheriff from 2004 until December, with official oppression and having sex with female inmates. The others indicted include nine guards – seven women and two men – who were charged with various offenses involving sex or drugs and other contraband. Four inmates also were charged.

Local, state and federal authorities are still trying to figure out how this small-town Texas jail was turned into something resembling a frat house.

The new sheriff, Paul Cunningham, said he was stunned while touring the jail for the first time just hours after being sworn into office Jan. 1. He saw partitions made of paper towels that blocked jailers’ view into cells, and pills scattered about.




Now we have all heard the saying about the “Inmates running the asylum”, but real talk, that is what was happening here.  This was some real like OZ shit.

Cunningham, who had not worked for the county before his election in November, immediately ordered the jail closed and moved the nearly 60 inmates to another institution.

“It literally scared me – not for myself but for the employees,” Cunningham said. “How somebody kept from being killed was beyond me.”

Cunningham, who defeated Keating in the Republican primary last spring, suggested that Keating lost interest in the jail after that and turned his back on the place.

Separately from the indictment, Keating, 62, faces up to 10 years in federal prison after pleading guilty in January to charges he coerced a woman into having sex with him by threatening to jail her on drug charges.

Keating’s attorney, Mark Daniel, called the latest charges against the former sheriff “kind of silly in the face of the federal investigation, like piling on.” He declined further comment.

The investigation began with a tip last fall from inside the jail.

An official received a handwritten letter on notebook paper from an inmate arrested on charges of kidnapping his girlfriend. The inmate, Luke C. Bolton, said they met in 2007 when she was a jail guard and he was behind bars on another charge. He said their sexual relationship started in a jail shower and continued during her late-night visits to his cell.

“I’m just reaching out for help to show (the jailer) is a person who abused her power. She broke the law by having sex with me in cell #16 while I was an inmate. … Please help me. I am telling the truth. Everybody knows I am,” Bolton wrote, offering to take a polygraph.

Now, how is this guy allowed to live, IF you were a prisoner in that prison?  It sounded like it was all good in that place. You had actual woman sex, instead of gay sex, you had the ability to make and place cell phone calls and you had drugs and pills to make you forget that you were in prison.  What could be any better than that?  This is the reason why I HATE snitches.  He was fine with having sex with this woman in the shower area and other places, but he got salty probably when she broke it off or started having sex with someone else…

Words to Live By...

Words to Live By...

The former jailer is among those indicted. Bolton remains in jail.

Current employees said they were shocked by the scandal.

“People say, ‘How could you not know?’ Well, it didn’t go on during our shift,” said Jerrie Reed, who works the day shift. Reed said the then-sheriff sometimes asked to see female inmates privately in his office, but she assumed they were informants. She said none ever seemed upset as she led them shackled to and from Keating’s office.

Cunningham said it appears that most of the illegal activities occurred in a certain section of the 100-bed, one-story jail, which has several long corridors that make it difficult for anyone to hear what is going on beyond their immediate areas.

The jail will reopen this week following about $1 million in repairs, needed after years of damage by inmates, Cunningham said. Also, the entire department is getting new uniforms, badges and vehicles.

“I just think this office needs to change the image completely,” the new sheriff said. “I think we’re well on our way to getting the public’s confidence back.”

Maybe its just me, but I already had no confidence in the prison system BEFORE this event happened.  Prisons are mid evil places that are designed for torture and are not really trying to rehab anyone.  If prisons attempted to correct the abhorrent behavior and not entrenching it, then I could have respect for the institution.