You have no guarantee of winning the job, so your money is in jepardy.

Whitman wins GOP nomination for Calif. governor
LOS ANGELES (AP) – Meg Whitman, the billionaire former chief executive of eBay, easily won the race for the Republican gubernatorial nomination, setting up a general election contest against former Gov. Jerry Brown.

Whitman took a large lead in the polls in the final weeks of the campaign after a negative ad war over which Republican was the most conservative.

The contest was the most expensive primary in California history, with Whitman spending more than $81 million and state Insurance Commissioner Steve Poizner spending $25 million.

Whitman, who has never before run for elective office, is the first woman to win the Republican nomination for governor in California.

Brown, governor from 1975-83, was unopposed in the Democratic primary.

Jerry Brown just got to sit back and watch the fireworks.  Plus, he can steal from the loser and recycle some of the messages that seemed to work.

That takes the cake….and needed to be said again and again.  This dude needs help.  My rage that was building up has subsided….

This must be the dumbest negro in all the land.  I would not have thought it possible, but someone had to go and prove me wrong.

You are beyond words....I wish I had something funny to say, but you have sex with animals is enough of a punchline

You are beyond words....I wish I had something funny to say, but you have sex with animals is enough of a punchline

Animals are in the news all the time now, especially with Micheal Vick getting out and getting a conditional reinstatement from Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League.  PETA and other animal organizations have been staging rallies to start the call of more humane treatment for animals.  We here at Too Old can partially get behind that.  (At least the part about MV getting back into football)

Now,  readers of the blog, you know that we also talk about relationship type things here as well.  You have a problem, we are here to help.  But, even we, as your friendly blogosphere experts, can’t help this guy.  He is just wired incorrectly, and we don’t deal with wiring issues.  We are software types, not hardwarde.  We leave that to the experts.

This guy, Rodell Vereen (the guy from the picture who just looks hella guilty) has a thing for animals, horses in particular. Maybe he saw this video one too many times.

Maybe it’s something in South Carolina. The Daily News explains why this dude needs help

He’s a repeat sex offender – who should be registered with the Humane Society.

A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a horse, while on probation for having sex with the same horse.

Rodell Vereen, 50, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly’s shotgun-toting owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act.

I bet on the underground porn market, that tape is a veritable gold mine! Sick perverts everywhere are bidding E-Bay style over this one of kind item.

5,000 no, 6,000...! I can hear them now...

“When they arrested him before I thought that was the end of it,” said Barbara Kenley, who caught Vereen in the middle of his romp in the hay with her 21-year-old horse, Sugar.

Vereen was charged with buggery and tresspassing, and was held on $10,000 bail.

“Hopefully he won’t get out,” said Kenley, owner of the Lazy B Stables in Conway, S.C. “My goal is to get him away from me and my property.”

Vereen was on probation for a buggery conviction stemming from a November 2007 assault on Sugar, a crime that prompted Kenley to wire her stables with surveillance cameras.

It was so good for this guy, that he came back!  Repeat business is the hallmark of a good business, but the brazen attitude to come back like its all good, is certainly shocking to me.  But, look at the name of the ranch, the Lazy B….I wonder if something in the name that drove this guy to the ranch.

Kenley said cameras filmed Vereen having sex with her horse on July 19, but when she showed footage to the cops they told her they couldn’t identify the suspect.

She suspected Vereen would not be able to stay away from her horse, so she was ready when he snuck into her barn Monday.

“I wanted to catch him firsthand,” she said. “It was just a matter of time before I caught him.”

When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.

“I told him he was full of crap,” Kenley said. “He apologized and said he didn’t mean to hurt me.”