Damn Ronin,

look at your girl….

Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear.

We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody.

Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong … only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola.  We’re told she was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”

wow...and what redeeming features are here?

Why is this chick making a bunch of money?  More important, why should we care?

Ole girl got some money and then it went to her head (and her gut)  The one thing that might have been attractive is lost.  Her grill was not much to look at and the big frames make her look like an old grandmother.

Looks like MTV bought into a some fake gold, fugazi as the guidettes say…

Get your prep walk down girl...

Here is another great action shot of her falling all over the place.

Ronin, what did you see in this trainwreck?

This might be the only thing that she is good for…

I bet she can fit the whole thing in her mouth...Just dont bite it...

Here is some music to ride out to Snooki…

I guess the question mark is unnecessary, since they were hanging out.  The question is did he smash it like an Idaho Potato?  I am hoping not…

Good to have your own bottle Reggie, as she has the gift that keeps on giving...Look at the chick in the middle give Reggie what looks to be the ole stinkeye...He is a professional athlete. His balance is good, don't fear. Or she is trying to get at Reggie, and get his number or get D'ed down...

This is your choice Reggie.  From the outside, they both look really good.



But, the risk of Herpes is a million times more possible with Paris, even though she probably is the girl you would really want to hang out with.  Her voice is a little annoying, but she might have finally grown into being an adult and understanding that we don’t always have to see the peach (a.k.a. the box)  everytime you get out of the car.

Now Hilton, also 29, has followed suit and is back on the singles market again, according to Hollywood reports.

The hotel heiress has been dating the The Hills star on and off for the past 14 months.

Sources close to the pair have claimed that the LA socialite was worried that Reinhardt was only using her to further his career, according to celebrity website RadarOnline.com.

It was recently reported that Reinhardt’s younger sister had landed her own reality TV show and that her brother would act as producer, with Hilton appearing in several episodes.

But according to more recent reports, Hilton did not agree to take part in the show and it was never set to go ahead without her planned appearances.

Sources added that Hilton’s family reportedly never liked Reinhardt and had questioned his motives.

So, she kicked the dude to the curb and is looking at Reggie like a he was a T-bone and she hasn’t eaten in a week.

Last night Paris partied at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas with Bush, a move which will surely not go down well with her former pal Kim.

Bush reportedly paid Paris a lot of money to host the event for a private birthday party for a friend, and he also paid for around 100 bottles of Cristal champagne.

Reggie and Paris both had their own bottles of Cristal and it seemed she was intent on having a good time and even danced on tables according to onlookers.

Reggie, I am not feeling that you had to pay her for her appearance, but I understand.  Your boy better thank you for a tight party.  But, you have been warned.  If you get burned, and I mean that literally, it is going to be your own damn fault.

Paris, if you really hate Kim, then this is the best way to get back at her is to steal her man, even though they are on the outs.   If you manage to pull this off, you will be on the covers of all the gossip rags.  Kim, this will burn you up inside if it happens.  I am betting on no, but stranger things have happened

I owe Robert Culp a lot for the amount of entertaining that he has provided to me over the years. The first role that I cam remember him in is I Spy with a young Bill Cosby.  One of the real reasons that I remember this show is that this was the first one that had an African-American character as the lead character.  Now, I have seen a bunch of the earlier episodes on DVD.  The plot should be copied to a buddy-buddy show now, not the flop that was done with Eddie Murphy and Own Wilson.

Making buddy buddy movies fashionable...

I Spy is an American television secret-agent adventure series. It ran for three seasons on NBC from 1965 to 1968 and teamed Robert Culp as international tennis player Kelly Robinson with Bill Cosby as his trainer, Alexander Scott. The characters’ travels as ostensible “tennis bums”, Robinson playing talented tennis as an amateur with the wealthy in return for food and lodging, and Scott tagging along, provided a cover story concealing their roles as top agents for the Pentagon. Their real work usually kept them busy chasing villains, spies, and beautiful women.

This was one of the first shows that I really remember my parents talking about.  The pairing was unusual in that time period, as we are going through the Civil Rights period.  The formula was so successful in the four year run, that they brought them back for some specials, like I Spy returns.  Robert Culp was in another show from the 80’s that I liked as well, called the Greatest American Hero.

Connie Selleca was nice eye candy too. But, if you get an Alien suit, how do you lose the instructions?

The Greatest American Hero is an American science fiction TV series which aired for three seasons from 1981 to 1983 on ABC. It premiered as a two hour movie pilot on March 18, 1981. It starred William Katt as teacher Ralph Hinkley (“Hanley” for the latter part of the first season), Robert Culp as FBI Agent Bill Maxwell, and Connie Sellecca as lawyer Pam Davidson. The show chronicles Ralph’s adventures after he is given a red suit from a group of aliens, which gives him superhuman abilities. The series was created by producer Stephen J. Cannell; Joel Colon helped design the costumes.

Robert Culp R.I.P. Your work will always be remembered….

Actor Robert Culphas has died after collapsing outside his Hollywood home yesterday.

The star, who teamed with Bill Cosby in the racially groundbreaking TV series I Spy and appeared as Bob in the critically acclaimed sex comedy Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, was taken to hospital but pronounced dead. He was 79.

His manager, Hillard Elkins, said the actor had been on a walk when he fell.

The actor’s son was told he died of a heart attack, Mr Elkins said, though police were unsure if the fall was medically related.

Los Angeles police Lt. Robert Binder said no foul play was suspected. Mr Binder said a jogger found Culp, who apparently fell and struck his head.

Culp had been working on writing screenplays, Mr Elkins said.

I Spy, which aired from 1965 to 1968, was a television milestone in more ways than one. Its combination of humour and adventure broke new ground, and it was the first integrated television show to feature a black actor in a starring role.

Culp played Kelly Robinson, a spy whose cover was that of an ace tennis player. In real life, Culp actually was a top-notch tennis player who showed his skills in numerous celebrity tournaments.

Cosby was fellow spy Alexander Scott, whose cover was that of Culp’s trainer. The pair travelled the world in the service of the U.S. government.

The series greatly advanced the careers of both actors.

Most people will not remember that he was also in Guilty Conscience w/Eminem.

KKK needs to work...selling papers is about all they are qualified for.

You wonder what is going though people’s minds when they do some shit like this?  You can’t stop people from thinking racist thoughts, but I am glad that they are stupid enough to express them and write them down for all the world to see.  Also, this is another message to remember that e-mail is almost forever.  You lose track of the message as soon as you press send.

Some people are willing to show their racism out in the open, which makes it easier to avoid them, or at least know that they are racist.

CNN: You have to ask? Really?

But, the racists have taken it too far.  They went after the first lady.  It’s over.  The election has been decided.  Try again in 2012, but for now, let the man try to run the country. Walt Baker, I think that they just called your number in the unemployment line…

Walt Baker was fired Monday afternoon by both the Tennessee Hospitality Association and the Greater Nashville Hospitality Association — and will split with longtime business partner Phil Martin — days after he created a political firestorm by forwarding an e-mail that compared first lady Michelle Obama to a chimpanzee.

Both groups’ executive committees were unanimous in their decisions to terminate their contracts with Baker and Mercatus Communications, the marketing and communications firm he launched with Martin in May 1995. Baker had served as the CEO of the associations, managing them and championing industry interests such as the recently approved Music City Center convention hall.

Executive committee members said Baker’s behavior misrepresented the nature of hospitality and the associations’ desire to promote diversity.

“It’s upsetting both personally and professionally,” Tom Negri, general manager of the Loews Vanderbilt Hotel, said. “One wonders why such e-mails even exist, and they shouldn’t. The e-mail is abhorrent, and there’s no better explanation for it.”

Partner leaving Mercatus

Martin said Mercatus landed a contract with what was then called the Tennessee Hotel and Motel Association more than 12 years ago. After eight years of helping the association plan its strategies and craft its message, Mercatus was hired to fill the CEO position in 2005.

“He has in essence thrown away a 30-year career in this business, and he has effectively killed this business,” Martin said. “I’ll be leaving Mercatus. … Effectively, there is no confidence or trust left in that entity, and I understand why.”

Martin said he is working on a transition plan for the clients he has outstanding obligations to. Baker handled hospitality related contracts for the firm while Martin worked with businesses in other industries.


Baker apologized over the weekend for the e-mail, which he said he previously received and forwarded to a small number of people as “political humor.”

“I am saddened that anyone misinterpreted the sentiments behind the e-mail,” Baker wrote in a Saturday morning e-mail to Metro Council members. “I deeply apologize to anyone who is offended by this action. I hope that those who know me realize that the message was not intended to be malicious or hurtful in any way and can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

The damage was done, however, and both Mayor Karl Dean and Nashville Convention & Visitors Bureau President Butch Spyridon issued statements later that day denouncing Baker’s actions. Spyridon also announced that the bureau would be terminating its contract with Mercatus.

The Tennessee Hospitality Association lost a combined $93,526 in 2008 and 2007, according the group’s 2008 Form 990 tax return. According to the return, the association spent $173,862 on salaries, other compensation and employee benefits in 2008. The return also states that the association spent $88,910 on management fees to non-employees. Board members would not reveal the exact value of the associations’ contract with Baker. When Mercatus was first hired in 2005, officials valued the contract at about $75,000 and said it was an open-ended arrangement that the executive committee could end at any time if it was unhappy.

Greater Nashville Hospitality Association President Pete Weien said the associations’ other employees were not affected by today’s decision and will continue working. He said the groups will soon reconvene to form a selection committee and begin searching for Baker’s replacement.

Attempts to contact Baker today were unsuccessful.

You can reach Brandon Gee at bgee@bizjournals.com or 615-846-4258.

Hands and knees is a start....Kobe style might be a huge ring.

This weekend was a long weekend for me.  Obligations kept me busy the whole weekend, from a basketball game, to a debate tournament.  The crew was at the tournament and as he does, Ronin was chatting up the ladies.  Our buddy, Wes, who is a mess, salted Ronin’s game.  When I sat down and broke it to Wes about what he did, I began to realize it wasn’t his fault.  Wes was just a horrible wingman, thus counting on him for wingman game would not be wise.

Wes, here is some info to bone up on...

Wes, learn the creed, follow the creed

I can’t be mad at someone for not doing something that I should know that they are bad at.  If you know you have a shoot first point guard, why get upset if he isn’t passing as much as you would like?

This is what America fails to realize about Tiger Woods.  We can’t be mad AT Tiger, because Tiger is a stiff.  You can condemn his actions, but it’s bigger than him.  To fully understand, what is going on, a definition is in order.

stiff (plural stiffs)

  1. An average person, usually male, of no particular distinction, skill, or education, often a working stiff or lucky stiff.
    A Working Stiff’s Manifesto: A Memoir of Thirty Jobs I Quit, Nine That Fired Me, and Three I Can’t Remember was published in 2003.
  2. A person who is deceived, as a mark or pigeon in a swindle.
    She convinced the stiff to go to her hotel room, where her henchman was waiting to rob him.
  3. (slang) A cadaver, a dead person.
  4. (US) A person who leaves (especially a restaurant) without paying the bill.

In understanding women, Tiger meets definition one and two.  When Tiger was working on his game growing up, he never got a chance to work out the kinks in his mating/macking/sexual game.  The reason why is is great at golf is that he had to ignore other urges and needs.  His sexual game is simple, rote. This is not to say that Tiger never got laid, but never got to enjoy the rockstar experience.  It is not his fault that he has been handled most of his life.  His handlers did a great job (that would include his parents, who by definition are handlers, but this refers to outside that family tree handling) almost too great in crafting the image.  People love to tear other people down, but one thing that is great about the human spirit is that we allow people to make mistakes.  Marion Barry did this and STILL got re-elected to public office.

Yes, this is the Mayor of Washington D.C. smoking crack...

He didn’t have this movie to guide him (How to Be a Player) The mistakes that he made in the whole scenario was very reminiscent of High School game. The silly voice mails are the first clue about his underdeveloped game.

Dre, if he only had you as a wingman, all would be good

The fact that he was texted is just a modern day note writing that any guy would not get caught up in, since that is the smoking gun.  (Guys and gals, remember, that text messages do not disappear in the great beyond.  They are easily accessible.  At least if you are cheating, cover your tracks.  Get rid of text messages and don’t send anything in them, since they can be read and saved by the other side. One rookie manuever is that people forget to clear the sent emails in their side, they only remember to get rid of the ones that they receive.)

But, there is a ray of light during this moment of darkness.  There is a manual for  getting through this and continuing to make the money.  Going on Oprah to win back the women.  A lot of guys were never mad at you in the first place.  they may have questioned you cheating on your smoking hot wife, but they were not mad, in the classic sense.  In fact, some men immediately put themselves in your situation and re-created your mistakes, in order to play out the scenario and figure out how not to make the mistakes you made.

She is that powerful...do not cross her...

But, going on Oprah is the key to winning back women who hate you right now.  The Mayo Clinic defines forgiveness.

What is forgiveness?

Generally, forgiveness is a decision to let go of resentment and thoughts of revenge. The act that hurt or offended you may always remain a part of your life, but forgiveness can lessen its grip on you and help you focus on other, positive parts of your life. Forgiveness can even lead to feelings of understanding, empathy and compassion for the one who hurt you.

Forgiveness doesn’t mean that you deny the other person’s responsibility for hurting you, and it doesn’t minimize or justify the wrong. You can forgive the person without excusing the act. Forgiveness brings a kind of peace that helps you go on with life.

The demographics of the Oprah show are the groups you need to win back. You need to find a way that they can forgive you, without minimizing the act.  We all make terrible life decisions. The black women vote is key.  Right now, you are polling low with them because of the affair (some of them are not mad at you for this.  They are the ones making excuses for you like, Elin wasn’t taking care of business at home and Tiger, I would make it work for you)  Memo to Tiger…be careful.  These are the types of women that you are sleeping with now. Back to the point at hand, the women you are polling poorly with.  One thing to remember is that Black women can be really racist, with the emphasis on really racist. There are women who are not mad that you had an affair, but are mad only because it was with a white women.  Oprah can help with that, because Oprah is a healer.  This is the time to say, “Whoops, I got caught up!” You will need to show your emotional side on the show, and you might even need to cry a little bit, to show contrition.  But, don’t worry, because most guys will never hear about it, much less see it.  So, don’t be self conscious.  At worst, we will say, “Wait til you get to the car to cry…”

(Don’t let Deebo see you slipping….you won’t have to go to the car to cry)

Oprah as the Great Emancipator can bring together white women as well.  They read Oprah, and value her input and opinion.  It’s the reason stars agree to do her show after bad press, like Tom Cruise.

Do not jump up and down professing your love for your wife. If you overdo it, people will not believe you. But, look at Oprah selling it and showing all the teeth and gums, pretending to be amused. This is the press you need.

Tiger, you can do it.  Let Oprah help…Harpo, reach out to a man who needs a helping hand…

E’s song of the day

December 12, 2009

Happy Hanukkah to all of my Jewish peeps out there (that started today, right?  Maybe last night?).  I’m officially jumping head first into the holiday flow of things, so you’ll be getting a special taste of my vast collection of Holiday (frankly, mostly Christmas) tunes over the next few weeks.  I’m down in Santa Clara right now some debate people helping run a tournament, so I’ll be using some free time here and there to drop some hot, wet tunes on your thirsty ears.  Today will kick things off with track number one on “E’s Christmas Mix Vol. 2” which just felt like a decent way to kick things off.  This year’s mix does feature African American artists fairly heavily, so perhaps it is with a hint of irony that track one comes from a dude who made his loot off the backs of some more talented black musicians.  Great song though…today’s jam: Elvis Presley – Blue Christmas.  p.s. Ive gone all multicultural on your ass by including this video with the lyrics in Spanish across the screen.  Enjoy….

and keeping out blacks even earlier!

Karma is a straight up B!%#h, isn’t it?

A suburban swim club accused of discrimination last summer after revoking the memberships of mostly black and Hispanic children plans to declare bankruptcy, a newspaper reported Saturday.

Valley Swim Club president John Duesler sent an e-mail to club “friends and families” Friday saying the board of directors had voted to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy this week, The Philadelphia Daily News reported.

Duesler wrote in the e-mail that many would blame the Read the rest of this entry »

Why should I be surprised?

October 16, 2009

It was more than 70 years ago my grandparents packed their bags and got the hell out of Louisianaa. So why would I be surprised that there is still blatant racism in the Bayou? I wouldn’t. Just read this story.

Has anyone told this Judge about our President? Maybe word hasn’t gotten out down there that Obama is the product of an interracial marriage. Then again Obama’s parents did split-up so maybe we shouldn’t be so hard on the racist Judge. Then again most marriages do end in divorce.

Read the  San Francisco Chronicle spin on this racial story and tell me if my grandparents trek was in vain.

“From another point-of-view, the case is clearly no different from the discrimination gay couples suffer when government refuses to grant them right to marry.”

“Clearly” no different. WTF

Take a drink haters, Obama is here to stay

Take a drink haters, Obama is here to stay

This is another reason why you should hate Twitter.  People say s*&t that you really can’t come back from.  Then, they feel the need to send out more tweets to clarify what they said in the first 140 words.

If they hate on Al gore and his warning about global warming, then you know that they are going to hate on Obama

If they hate on Al Gore and his warning about global warming, then you know that they are going to hate on Obama

Why does everyone feel as though their job is to kritik the winners of the Nobel Peace prize?  Who ever wins it, just congratulate and move on.  you don’t see people politicking for the award, the people in Norway come to a conclusion and then they announce it.  But, everyone is a critic.  At least some people take the time to do their homework.  Crooked I of the rap collection Slaughterhouse voices one reason to award it to Obama.

way to big up the president....

way to big up the president....

Some in the hip-hop industry agree with the choice, including Slaughterhouse’s Crooked I. Once he heard the news, he sent a big shoutout to Obama for the honor, via his Twitter profile (@TheRealCrookedI).

Then, followed up, asking people to do some research before judging our current president.

“Why are people h8’n on my guy for this prize?” Crooked I asked. “Obama travels around THE ENTIRE WORLD PROMOTING PEACE.. Do sum research before u judge his worthiness.”

Agreed and agreed.  Being the President of the U.S. comes with some perks.  People are looking up to the new leader, especially compared to the last guy.

Asher, how do you make a hit record?  I dunno...sound like Eminem

Asher, how do you make a hit record? "I dunno...sound like Eminem?"

Asher Roth voices dissent to the awarding the prize to President Obama.

Others, though, don’t agree with it at all. Rapper Asher Roth — known mostly for his hit single “I Love College” — wasn’t feeling the decision, asking how could a man win “the peace prize by just talking sh**.”

Now, Asher, while you love college, maybe you should have gone to class and studied a little bit harder.  Once people got onto your haterade, you sent out another one, to try and protect your limited fan base.  Spend more time making your point, then you wouldn’t need to make further clarifications.

He followed up with a tweet (@AsherRoth) clarifying his statements, explaining that the disagreement is about the actual prize more than Obama being chosen for it.

“Has nothing to do with ‘Obama’ and everything to do with the ‘Peace Prize’ — change starts with us, the people — who’s gon wake up first?” Asher said. “Seek truth.”

Asher also added: “I’m all for ‘hope’ and ‘progress,’ but people have been dedicating their lives for peace — actions speak louder than words — my opinion only.”

According to the rapper, change doesn’t come from the upper levels of the hierarchy, but from the people.

“I think change starts at the basement level — change starts with us, the people — we’re being manipulated,” Asher said in response to one follower.

Why didn’t you start with the comment, this is not about Obama?  Because IT was about Obama and you don’t have the stones to back up your comment. When people put your feet to the fire, you backed off.  You can’t take back what you tweeted, since the internet saves everything….focus less on trying to make a statement and more time on your music….

But it doesn’t stop with rappers….athletes have to get in on the foolishness.

Rashad McCants: Im next to win the nobel peace prize!! Twitter.com

Why don’t you be next to become an all star? or have a job?  or how about keeping your girl?

keep the picture, since Lamar is beating up the box now, doing what you could not do...

keep the picture, since Lamar is beating up the box now, doing what you could not do... Nice Kobe face with the chin and all...

You currently suck at basketball, and your girl is with Lamar now, having married him after seeing what you are working with.  You are not going to win a damn thing, now get a job and get back into the NBA and leave Twitter alone, unless you are tweeting about getting a job and not being broke.

So basically almost all of the NFL is against this dude.  I, personally, cannot stand Rush Limbaugh and don’t want him anywhere near a sport which I love.  His political views are so absurd, that no intelligent person I know could possibly agree with them.  Free speech is great, but the city of St. Louis, already dealing with the fact that their football team may be the worst in the NFL, should do well to steer clear of this man who chooses to exercise that speech a little too freely.  My guess is that as NFL players continue to step forward voicing their concerns with Rush and his BLATANTLY RACIST views towards black people, and more specifically athletes (he hates black QB’s, for example) we may be able to avoid having to deal with him as an NFL owner.  Here is an article I read today about the matter.

It’s not hard to find proof of exactly how big of a stupid bigot Limbaugh is.  here are some quotes to demonstrate:

1. I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in the country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing.  Quite the opposite: slavery built the South.  I’m not saying we should bring it back, I’m just saying it had its merits.  For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.

2. You know who deserves a posthumous medal of honor?  James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of MLK].  We miss you, James.  Godspeed.

3. Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?

4. Look, let me put it this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons.  There, I said it.

5. The NAACP should have riot rehearsal.  They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

6. Why should blacks be heard? They’re 12 percent of the population.  Who the hell cares?

7. Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

8. I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well.  They’re very interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well.  I think there’s a little hope invested in McNabb and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn’t deserve.

9. They oughta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

10. The poorest people in America are better off than the mainstream families of Europe.

Rush: you’re predictable.  We get it.  Only rich, male, God-fearing,  descendants of former slave-owners are worthy of making political decisions, or even being heard.  And drugs are bad, unless they are prescription pain meds taken for recreational purposes because your life as messiah to the moronic masses is SO difficult.  Please stay the hell out of the NFL.  Thank you.