Nice boob job, but you should work on the dye job...no way the drapes match the carpet

I am….

that she was stupid enough to get caught.

I would think that you would have a bagman for that kind of behavior.  You should never be caught with it.  You should not be photographed with it.  But, the drug is good enough that you cannot lay off it’s clutches.

Paris Hilton was arrested on the Las Vegas Strip late Friday after a police motorcycle officer smelled marijuana smoke wafting from a black Cadillac Escalade driven by her boyfriend, then found a small amount of cocaine in her purse.

A crowd quickly gathered when Hilton and Las Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits were stopped about 11:30 p.m. PDT Friday in the vehicle near the Wynn Las Vegas resort, police said.

The 29-year-old celebrity socialite was taken into the hotel “to keep her safe” during the initial investigation, police Lt. Wayne Holman said.

Police Officer Marcus Martin said the motorcycle officer pulled the Escalade over on Las Vegas Boulevard after noticing smoke that smelled like marijuana. Police later found a substance in Hilton’s purse that tests showed to be cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t say how much of the drug was found.

This dude doesn’t have a long career in Vegas is he is going to arrest moguls…

Hilton was arrested on suspicion of felony cocaine possession.

Waits, 34, was arrested on misdemeanor suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Both were booked into the Clark County jail, where Martin said Hilton was released without bail about 2:45 a.m. Saturday.

Less than an hour later, Hilton’s Twitter account was updated with a posting that said the actress was in bed watching the television show “Family Guy,” and then that she was going to sleep. It was unclear if the tweets came from her, were posted by time-release or were sent by someone else.

If convicted of the low-grade felony, Hilton would get probation. Any violation of probation would be punishable by one to four years in Nevada state prison.

Clark County District Attorney David Roger declined comment Saturday about the case.

Hilton’s attorney, David Chesnoff, told The Associated Press on Saturday morning that he was still gathering facts about the arrest.

“I caution people not to rush to judgment,” he said.

No, its okay.  I am going to rush to judgement.  She had the weed incident in South Africa during the world cup and she has been seen on camera smoking and she hangs out with cokeheads, so I am going to rush here to judge.  She is a coke head.  Fortunately, she has money, as I bet she would suck %$&@ for money, like Bob Saget.

Damn, be more DISCRETE!

Waits’ lawyer, Richard Schonfeld, said Waits posted $2,000 bail and was expected to be released Saturday.

Court appearance dates for Hilton and Waits were not immediately available.

Schonfeld said he was “troubled by the circumstances” leading to the arrest, but declined to specify his concerns.

“As the case proceeds, a lot of facts are going to come to light that will ultimately lead to exoneration,” Schonfeld said.

Hilton’s manager did not immediately respond early Saturday to telephone calls for comment. Hilton’s publicist, Dawn Miller, did not immediately return an e-mail message.

A spokeswoman for Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas declined immediate comment.

Waits and his twin brother, Jesse, are managing partners of the Tryst Nightclub inside Wynn Las Vegas, Drai’s after hours club at Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall & Saloon, and XS The Nightclub at Wynn’s Encore resort.

How does this dude not have a bagman?  You run one of the most popular clubs in Vegas?  All you need to do is get home or get to the club BEFORE doing your drugs.  Out in the open is foolish.

Earlier this week, Hilton was in the news when a 31-year-old man allegedly tried to break into her Los Angeles home.

Authorities have said that someone carrying two big knives banged on Hilton’s window Tuesday. She posted a photo of the arrest on Twitter and described it as “scary.” Nathan Lee Parada faces a felony burglary charge.

Hilton was arrested this summer after the Brazil-Netherlands World Cup match in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana. The case was then dropped at a midnight court hearing.

Hilton pleaded no contest in 2007 to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. After spending about 23 days in jail, Hilton told CNN host Larry King that the experience caused her to re-evaluate the role partying played in her life. She said she wanted “to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis.”

While most famous for her tabloid exploits and reality TV series “The Simple Life,” Hilton has appeared in the films “Bottoms Up,””The Hottie & the Nottie” and “House of Wax.”

Damn Morpheus, did you offer her the red and the blue pill?

Did she take both, or what?

You would think that pops would have kicked down some loot to prevent this, but it has shades of Reggie Bush to me.  You might ask, “What do you mean Steve?”  Well, the big issue with Reggie is that had he been a man and paid off his debts, the issue with USC would not have gone anywhere.  This started as a suit to get money back that the agent and runners gave to him.

This seems the same way.  Montana must have been broke and needed some loot and Larry didn’t kick down, until it was too late and Vivid had the video.  Now, the issue gets worse because there are some non flattering scenes with her co-star, Brian Pumper.  CBS explains

As a father, this has to be the worse nightmare you can have

NEW YORK (CBS) Montana Fishburne has welcomed her new found fame with open arms; however, the 19-year-old adult film star might be learning the hard way that the porn industry doesn’t always play by the rules.

The budding film star has reportedly hired a team of lawyers to clear up an X-rated debate with her sex tape partner.

According to TMZ, Montana Fishburne, whose father is “The Matrix” star Laurence Fishburne, has sent several letters to porn co-star Brian Pumper demanding that his production company stop selling “Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14″ because it contains footage of “work” that Montana and Brian did on the side…you know for practice.

The letter issued to Brian Pumper claims that Montana never consented to the use of the material for that video, but admits that she agreed to “practice” with Pumper in order to get ready for her debut with Vivid Entertainment, reports TMZ.

Montana Fishburne said she made it clear the additional footage was not supposed to be sold.

As of late, Brian Pumper has not responded to the letters, says TMZ.

Listen to the reason for the sex tape…

As reported last week, Montana, 19, has chosen to release a sex tape with Vivid to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian:

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Really? Kimmy Kakes showed you the way to fame? At least she was having sex with someone famous… I had no idea who Brian Pumper was until I looked it up and I still really don’t.

At least it wasn't to the face...or mouth

Now, if it stopped before the grocery store, you would have simply thought that I was talking about a porn shoot, or maybe giving you too much information about my private life.  But, this happened in public.  At a grocery store.  What was this dude thinking?

GAITHERSBURG, Md – As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

Thanks for the investigative reporting.  I will not be going to that store…

Now, I wonder if everything is big there...like the back shot...

Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

Well, at least he is not totally shiftless, as he had enough money(or friends and family) to bond him out on the ten percent tip.

I mean, typing the title got me a little woozy…

How do you talk to her without being rude?

I don’t want to be disrespectful, but I couldn’t talk to her.  I have problems typing this, even though the picture is pretty hidden.  The dress is nice, but the girls are screaming for freedom and I want to be Nelson Mandingo Mandela.

Poor Kanye…word on the street is that Tila Tiqulia has scooped up your girl.

Wow, Say it aint so! You didn't lose to her...did you Kayne?

But, if the other rumors are true, you don’t mind, since they say you don’t like women anyway. (I don’t believe those rumors though…the boobies are just to luscious to ignore… It is is true, then Kayne, I want to send a song out to you.

Don't worry Kayne, there will be others

Is this really the best of 2010? Then that says we had more downturn than just the economy....

You just won the steak knives…well at least you have your job.

If you have never seen Glengarry Glen Ross, then you hate yourself…

The sell job here by Maxim gets the phone slammed down on them

The prizes are spelled out by Alec Baldwin’s  character representing the wishes of the home office:

  • First place is a Cadillac El Dorado.
  • Second place is a set of steak knives.
  • Third place is “You’re fired.”

Because who in the Hell are they (being Maxim)  catering to?  They clearly are not catering to men that I know.  The fact that Katy Perry is on the top is criminal and deserves some sort of punishment.  In my office, they (the selection committee) are clearly fired, but even if she was second, I might be able to stomach it more.  But, she is number one, and that is a tantamount to aligning ideologically with the Nazis.

Here’s the Top 20 according to Maxim’s Hot 100 List:

20. Olivia Wilde
19. Bar Rafaeli
18. Christina Aguilera
17. Leighton Meester
16. Selita Ebanks
15. Amanda Bynes
14. Scarlett Johnasson
13. Amber Heard
12. Audrina Patridge
11. Eva Mendes
10. Marisa Miller
9. Kim Kardashian
8. Olivia Munn
7. Elisabetta Canalis
6. Rihanna
5. Megan Fox
4. Blake Lively
3. Zoe Saldana
2. Brooklyn Decker
1. Katy Perry

Now,  I give holy hell to some of the woman on the list, (5-head Rihanna to name one…) but there are too many names that I think of before I get to Katy Perry.  I am not a Kim Kardashian apologist.  But, she isn’t above Katy Perry?

Real or fake, I would saddle up and ride...

Here is another one that I don’t get, but illustrates why we are too old for maxim.  Number four is Blake Lively.  I didn’t know who she really was and I did some reading on her.

So you like the jean shorts look...

Now, I guess because I don’t watch Gossip Girl, I wouldn’t know who she is.  But, where is Christina Hendricks, who we already discussed, or Zoe Saldana?

The look that let's you know you are all good, or the man (or woman) who hit the lotto.

Or, Andy Roddick’s wife KILLS Katy Perry in a straight up comparative calculus.

Roddick is a lucky man....The one reason to get SI....

This doesn’t even have my personal favorite in the top 20, Halle Berry

Hair length doesn't matter for Ms. Berry


Talk amongst yourselves but with lists like this, I am glad that our tastes have matured.  The hit of the day that will not be there tomorrow is the thinking that gets you caught up.  The ability to see farther into the future will help you make better decisions.  You know that or man AP will have tons of woman on his page that would make you feel sorry for Katy Perry having to compete against that beauty.  But, I guess it is a rite of passage for a man to put away the toys of youth.  With choices like the ones Maxim makes, it becomes easier with each passing day.

P.S.  I haven’t even mentioned Eva Mendes, who Ronin would definitely throw up on the list higher.

Just let it drop....you are doing us no favors holding the clothes on...

It’s about time.  I am tired of hearing about the struggle of taking care of your kids, when we know YOU DON’T TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS…nannies do.  Instead of acting like a mom, GO BE A MOM.  At least Jon would be with the kids right now, since he has no other discernible skills.  (Don’t get it twisted Kate, you don’t either, but you think you do, which is the worst.)

Dancing with the Stars’ elimination: Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani eliminated in week 5 results

Cristina Kinon

Wednesday, April 21st 2010, 9:58 AM

'Dancing with the Stars' elimination: Kate Gosselin gets teary as  she and Tony Dovolani are eliminated in week 5 results. WATCH VIDEO of  Monday's recap below.

I would usually say wait until you get to the car to cry, but i want to see your tears, so let them all out.  You got voted off week 5 and that about ten weeks too late…

Kate Gosselin said Monday night that her brood “lives and breathes” for “Dancing With the Stars.” On Tuesday, she was sent packing. Sorry kids! But Nicole Scherzinger had both legato and staccato elements in her tango.

Tuesday night’s results show kicked off with host Tom Bergeron getting immediately down to business, dropping the bomb that Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani were in the bottom two (and that Scherzinger and partner Derek Hough were safe – no surprise there).

Then, in turn, Bergeron and co-host Brooke Burke relieved Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel, Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya, and Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Eventually, Jake Pavelka and partner Chelsie Hightower and Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke were also given the good news, but Bergeron made them sweat it out a bit.

Joining Gosselin in the bottom two were Pam Anderson and partner Damian Whitewood, who’d received a 21 from the judges for their Dolly Parton-inspired quickstep to “9 to 5″ during Monday’s “Movie Night” performances.

Gosselin and Dovolani only racked up a 15 for their “Breakfast Club” foxtrot, which judge Len Goodman dubbed “a stroll” rather than a dance.

Even having been run through by a cavalcade of dudes, Pammy still crushes you out....

After learning of her ousting, Gosselin asked for a minute to collect herself, while tears streamed down her face. Dovolani said he was “very proud” of Kate.

“I give her all the credit in the world for showing up,” he said.

When Gosselin finally pulled it together, she said she was “honored” to have been on the show and has grown to “love everyone.” She also thanked her fans, “for believing in me probably more than I believe in myself.”

We’re sure producers are shaking an angry fist at America for voting off their biggest ratings magnet. Trebunskaya’s dresses will just have to get smaller from here on out.

Thanks for not holding it in Kate...

Cartman: [walks over to Scott's end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
[starts licking Scott's tears off his face]
Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
[licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face]
Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!
[screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash]
Cartman: Yuppitibut, that’s all, folks!
Now go home and take care of your kids and stay off TV…at least for a little while.

If I had to choose my way to go out, it wouldn't be the worst way to end it...

This is a warning to all the people I know.  Large breasts can KILL!

Mum’s giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

By Douglas Wight, 04/04/2010

BUSTY Claire Smedley’s boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

I think that the kids today call that motorboating…but lets see.

“This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,” she said.

“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.” By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Claire said: “I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”

Startled Steven – who did not want to be photographed – added: “I did think my time had come.

In case you were wondering, that is not me.  I would have been photographed and I would have had a shirt made, like I survived 40LL, or something to that effect.

“I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

“The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair’s relationship did not and they split three months ago.

Claire, from Blackpool, said: “After that he went off sex.”

Wow.  First, how do you “go off sex?”  I know I “go off sex” when my girlfriend cuts me off, but that is why I try not to find myself in those types of situations.

Second, That is almost like saying seeing something gay can turn you gay.  Anyone with a clue knows that isn’t something that you choose, it chooses you.  It is biological and while it may have been a near death experience, there is no way that would turn me off sex.  In fact, it would insure that I tried to get more.  Maybe next time he motorboats, he needs one of these.

You clearly need to have the proper gear.

She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: “People think they’re public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

“But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them.”

*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain’s biggest bust.

So, she is going to turn to porn?  I wouldn’t get mad at her, that is just using what you have…

I guess the question mark is unnecessary, since they were hanging out.  The question is did he smash it like an Idaho Potato?  I am hoping not…

Good to have your own bottle Reggie, as she has the gift that keeps on giving...Look at the chick in the middle give Reggie what looks to be the ole stinkeye...He is a professional athlete. His balance is good, don't fear. Or she is trying to get at Reggie, and get his number or get D'ed down...

This is your choice Reggie.  From the outside, they both look really good.

NOT HERPES!

HERPES!

But, the risk of Herpes is a million times more possible with Paris, even though she probably is the girl you would really want to hang out with.  Her voice is a little annoying, but she might have finally grown into being an adult and understanding that we don’t always have to see the peach (a.k.a. the box)  everytime you get out of the car.

Now Hilton, also 29, has followed suit and is back on the singles market again, according to Hollywood reports.

The hotel heiress has been dating the The Hills star on and off for the past 14 months.

Sources close to the pair have claimed that the LA socialite was worried that Reinhardt was only using her to further his career, according to celebrity website RadarOnline.com.

It was recently reported that Reinhardt’s younger sister had landed her own reality TV show and that her brother would act as producer, with Hilton appearing in several episodes.

But according to more recent reports, Hilton did not agree to take part in the show and it was never set to go ahead without her planned appearances.

Sources added that Hilton’s family reportedly never liked Reinhardt and had questioned his motives.

So, she kicked the dude to the curb and is looking at Reggie like a he was a T-bone and she hasn’t eaten in a week.

Last night Paris partied at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas with Bush, a move which will surely not go down well with her former pal Kim.

Bush reportedly paid Paris a lot of money to host the event for a private birthday party for a friend, and he also paid for around 100 bottles of Cristal champagne.

Reggie and Paris both had their own bottles of Cristal and it seemed she was intent on having a good time and even danced on tables according to onlookers.

Reggie, I am not feeling that you had to pay her for her appearance, but I understand.  Your boy better thank you for a tight party.  But, you have been warned.  If you get burned, and I mean that literally, it is going to be your own damn fault.

Paris, if you really hate Kim, then this is the best way to get back at her is to steal her man, even though they are on the outs.   If you manage to pull this off, you will be on the covers of all the gossip rags.  Kim, this will burn you up inside if it happens.  I am betting on no, but stranger things have happened

Ok, we see you , know leave...

and you wonder why Tiger didn’t play Bay Hill with Arnie?  Because Arnie would not have been able to control the madness that this whore is going to bring with her.  I don’t use the term whore lightly, but this woman is both an attention whore, and an actual whore.

3. Attention Whore 1058 up77 down love it hate it
 
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: 

1.is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention 
2.interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior 
3.displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions 
4.consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self 
5.has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail 
6.shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion 
7.is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances 
8.considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are. 

Basically, a drama queen

Evelyn is such an attention whore. I hate her.
by Lala Mar 18, 2005 share this

I think that she fits. Or here is another definition that fits…

1. attention seeking whore 18 thumbs up love it hate it
 
1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc. 
2) someone who has a folder full of their “selfies” on their desktop 
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says “oops!!” 
4) she feels like she’s in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition 
5) doesn’t understand why “good guys don’t like her” even though she’s obvs a slut
Mary, you’re such an attention seeking whore!! Pull your dress down!

Now, you may ask yourself, “What is up with the post?  Why give her what she wants?”  Because you have to treat a whore like a whore. Ignoring her is not going to make her go away.  Notice, we are hearing about her again because Tiger is going to play the Masters.  She is trying to milk this for all it’s worth.  There is a Vanity Fair article coming out, she has posted text messages from Tiger on her blog, anything to squeeze this like dudes do her obvious fake breasts.

We are at defcon 5! And lookie here....fake breasts...see I told you

Porn actress linked to Tiger Woods plans to go to Augusta during Masters

Sporting News staff reports

Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2010 – 5:16 a.m. ET

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses on Monday told Fox News she plans to attend the Masters next week while Woods is playing in the tournament.

That is stalker mentality, or a mentality of a thirsty hoe trying to cash in.  The fact that she is in porn has nothing to do with her being a thirsty hoe.  There are several porn people who are not this way, or seek attention to an actual problem.  She is only attempting to get hers from snitching on Tiger.

Porn actress Joslyn James (real name Veronica Siwik-Daniels) will be performing at an Atlanta strip club April 8-10, during the first three rounds of the tournament. Augusta National is about 150 miles from Atlanta.

Really? But, you are an attention seeking whore. Shouldn't I treat you as such?

In the Fox interview, James also contradicted associates of Woods — including caddie Steve Williams – who have said they had no knowledge of Woods’ extramarital activities. 

“(Williams) knew who I was. … There were a few people in his inner circle that I saw regularly that knew who I was and (knew) the dynamics of the relationship that I had with Tiger .. throughout the whole three years we were together,” she said.

James has posted explicit text messages and e-mails purportedly from Woods that she says proves the two had a relationship. She says she wants to “get the truth out” with regard to their liaisons.

Here is why they may not have known who you were, since he was banging a lot of different women, and a bunch are hotter than you. All you have going for you is your fake breasts, which remarkably, look fake.

What does “Getting the truth out” do?  That’s right, it allows you to cash in on the situation.  Look, we know that Tiger banged out a lotta women and was not faithful to his wife.  You didn’t need proof to something that we already knew.  You are old news, act like it and jump into the recycling bin.

James also wants Woods to apologize to her and any other mistresses. “You’re supposed to apologize to them directly and make amends,” she said, referring to Woods’ supposed rehab for a sex addiction, “and I’ve yet to see anything that even resembles that.”

You can keep waiting for that.  I am pretty sure that he is not going to talk to you directly again.  Plus, how do you know what is part of Tiger’s rehab plan?  I am pretty sure it mandates statying away from skanks like yourself.  At least the others have quieted down. (Although the Perkins waitress is still yammering too.  She is in Vanity Fair talking about how large Tiger is.  That kind of attention is fine for Tiger I would imagine.  We know about her too, and she is not trying to expose all details (like texts etc.) to the world) He does not owe you an apology.  You are mad because he bedded down 15 others.  You are mad because you thought that you were his only side piece.  That is the funny part for me. Known side pieces mad about other side pieces.  Don’t be mad, you already know that you are not in the front of the line, because of wifey.

The Masters will be Woods’ first tournament since last November, when he was involved in an auto accident that led to the revelations of his infidelity. Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly will be in her native Sweden during the weekend.

I am glad that Elin won’t be there for the sideshow.  Dude is trying to get his family life in order adn the past should be the past.  He made mistakes, has apologized to the people that matter and he is trying to rebuild.  Ghosts (or thirsty hoes) of the past, should remain there…in the past.  Plus, shouldn’t you be reading and stalking Jesse James?  Because I bet that you slept with him too… Off topic, but how is how is Jesse James side piece nicknamed “Bombshell”?  That is an ironic nickname right?  Like calling me Tiny, or using Fat E as a nickname for Erik.

damn, even a broken clock is right twice a day....

So, Jesse James chooses this dried up looking racist (allegedly) chick for Sandra Bullock?  The amount of shine he passed up makes the whole Tiger affair look small. Tiger lost a lot of ad revenue, but he can earn it back.  Jesse makes bikes.  You better start making a whole bunch more, really fast.  She left you and I think that now you are going to get your daughter taken. I hope it was worth it, although I know it wasn’t.

Plus, you MET THIS SKANK ON MYSPACE!!!! Don't mess with people off MySpace! MySpace pimping can lead you into a whole lot of trouble.

The Daily News has the story…

Jesse James’ tattooed temptress is no longer angry.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who claims to have had an 11-month affair with actress Sandra Bullock’s biker husband, was bounced from a modeling gig with the “Angry White Girl” clothing line after photographs surfaced showing her in Nazi regalia.

She is a bombshell, as in, “The bomb blew up and devastated everything, leaving only the shell that held all the explosives.”  This woman is not good looking.  I don’t mind tattoos, but the amount that she has is excessive.  Plus, she looks like Marilyn Manson.

I see a resemblance....

McGee was photographed about a year ago in a bikini, licking a dagger and holding a gun – all while wearing a Nazi armband and standing in front of an image of a swastika.

At least Sandra Bullock has moved on.  It is being reported that her facebook status is now Single…

Really, you choose Option B over Option A, that you had at HOME! Man, those bike fumes must be toxic...

“I can’t be associated with any white supremacy nonsense,” said owner Jimmy Ferrari, who hired McGee to model his clothes just a few months before she announced she was having an affair with James.

The clothing “has nothing to do with white supremacy or racism,” Ferrari told CBS News. “It just personifies me. I have a politically incorrect clothing line. It’s totally misconceived.”

He said traffic on his Web site went through the roof when the scandal broke. But he’s sold only 12 shirts since then – and he blames that on McGee’s racy photos.

“They find this Nazi armband thing,” he said.

Ouch...This is the OJ Simpson bloody glove momnet, but it fits this time...

McGee, a stripper from San Diego, said her affair with James started when he asked her to model for his West Coast Choppers motorcycle company.

James, 40, has been married to Bullock, 45, since 2005. She moved out of their California home after news of the affair  broke last week.

Game, Set, Match! You ARE A NAZI! (Cue the Maury music...)

Ferrari said he discovered McGee on MySpace.com.

“I never met her face to face. I live on the East Coast. I have only been dealing with her for six months,” Ferrari said. “I heard about her, had seen her pictures. I am into tattoos. She was on the cover of a tattoo magazine.”

Ferrari said he sent McGee a message asking her to model for the clothing line. “Just a little compensation and I’m all yours,” McGee reportedly wrote back.

Then the Nazi photos surfaced and the backlash was swift. On Sunday, Ferrari posted a message to his customers on his website.

“Though its name was expressly contrived to be provocative and to combat what its creator feels is an overly sensitive climate of political correctness, it is nothing more than a description of Jimmy himself and not meant to reflect, espouse, or support racist philosophy in any way,” the message said.

McGee has several tattoos, including the letters W and P on the back of her knees that reportedly stand for “white power.” But the mother of two told “InTouch” magazine it stood for a sexual reference.

She also reportedly has children’s magnets on her refrigerator that spell out, “Go White Power.”

“She will never model for me again,” Ferrari vowed.

sgaskell@nydailynews.com

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