Would you watch 3-D porn?

August 16, 2010

Bring the goggles and raincoats, its about to get REALLY REAL in here!

wait, isn’t that just called being a voyeur?

HONG KONG – On the leafy fringes of Hong Kong in a shabby film studio, a nude ponytailed actor stretched out on animal-skins with his lover as the cameras rolled in a set evoking a subterranean sex lair in ancient China.

Turning away from a slightly blurred high definition TV screen as the actors writhed, director Christopher Sun shouted “cut” whilst yanking off his 3-D glasses. “Good” he yelled.

No ordinary porn flick, “3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy” is being touted as the world’s first IMAX-3-D erotic film.

I am with Ronin…I am totally down on 3-D. Real life is 3-D. Spend time going to do what you want, instead of watching others…

Thats what I am afraid of....

Hong Kong director Christopher Sun is currently filming his $3.2 million ‘3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy’, which is due for release in May, but Italian director Tinto Brass has already announced he will produce a 3D remake of his 1979 erotic film Caligula.

Although mainland Chinese censors are almost certain to block the movie’s screening, it has sparked wide interest in other Asian markets, including Japan and South Korea, as well Europe, and the United States.

Producer Stephen Shiu said: “This is the future of the movie business — it’s human nature to want to see things in 3D.”

Adding to the pressure, the American company Hustler is making a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction blockbuster Avatar, the highest-grossing movie of all time and the film that heralded the beginning of the mainstream 3D boom.

There is a lot of things that are happening in a porno flick that I don’t want to see, and definitely not in 3-D. I certainly don’t want to see any dudes in 3D, or the money shot.

6 Responses to “Would you watch 3-D porn?”

  1. I don’t even want to see a cucumber in 3-D. Butts in 3-D is fine until you realize that the butt pimples are also in 3-D.

  2. tophatal said

    Steve

    Saw the original Guccione produced titilllation piece of Caligula when it originally came out. Nothing overly spectacular or provocative about it then. It’s what you make of it though when based on what’s now being made as of today. Do you think that if there was to be a remake Deep Throat which many think the Lovelace piece as an instantaneous classic and still to this day one of the most profitable films in history. Do you think there’d be an outrage ?

    🙂

    tophatal …… 🙂

    • Steve said

      I saw the original Caligula as well. It kinda had a plot which made it different. The only thing that I really remember about it is that some soldier got plied with drink and got stabbed in the abdomen…in my defense, I was 13…

  3. Ronin Storm said

    HaHa Money shot in 3-D. Modern Nightmare!!!
    Thanx Steve

  4. tophatal said

    Steve


    What the hell were you and your boys doin’ at 13 apart from watchin’ porn ? Funny thing is stars such as Malcolm McDowell and Helen Mirren still went on to have legitimate careers beyond that piece of crap !

    🙂

    tophatal ……. 🙂

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