The Triumphant return of Dumb Niggas: Man Sprays Woman with Semen…AT THE GROCERY STORE!

August 3, 2010

At least it wasn't to the face...or mouth

Now, if it stopped before the grocery store, you would have simply thought that I was talking about a porn shoot, or maybe giving you too much information about my private life.  But, this happened in public.  At a grocery store.  What was this dude thinking?

GAITHERSBURG, Md – As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

Thanks for the investigative reporting.  I will not be going to that store…

Now, I wonder if everything is big there...like the back shot...

Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

Well, at least he is not totally shiftless, as he had enough money(or friends and family) to bond him out on the ten percent tip.

2 Responses to “The Triumphant return of Dumb Niggas: Man Sprays Woman with Semen…AT THE GROCERY STORE!”

  1. tophatal said

    Steve

    Well down South it’s what people do to pass the time save that and drink forty’s and have sex with far animals. The guy was in practice for his next act of bestiality wherein he’ll sodomize a horse .

    🙂

    tophatal ……..

  2. Ronin Storm said

    Just wrong!!!

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