News update: Cal and UCLA can’t spell “national championship”
June 13, 2010
I’m getting a little bit sick and tired of this hate. I have love in my heart, but all these salty motherfuckers just love to jump all over my team for some nonsense. Evidence is a tricky thing, and in this recent football scandal there is a significant lack of anything substantive. It’s also funny that this shit talk about our great and storied football tradition comes from people who have some of the worst football programs in the FBS division. Cal hasn’t seen the Rose Bowl in January since my dad was 7 years old. UCLA fans love to rep their ONE national championship in football (a shared title, way to win 9 games and declare yourself champs) although that also took place over 50 years ago. I suppose that being pathetic for this long would make the fans salty. I also don’t want to to hear this nonsense about hoops. I spotted the argument that Tim Floyd cheated (and not very successfully) but let’s not declare everyone else God in this respect. Cal cheated in hoops about 20 years ago (I attended Todd Bozeman basketball camp as a kid) and during my lifetime their hoops program has been no better than SC’s. UCLA, for all the big talk, only has 1 title during my lifetime. Baseball, the third of the big three sports is a smooth crush for my Trojans. An unprecedented 12 national championships (Cal and UCLA have 2 total, between them) are as many as the next two schools combined. Criticizing is easy, defending an alternative is much more difficult. That’s all I have to say on the subject. Blog about something else.