Maxim Top 100 Most Beautiful Women 2010: This is the reason we are “Too Old” for Maxim

May 13, 2010

Is this really the best of 2010? Then that says we had more downturn than just the economy....

You just won the steak knives…well at least you have your job.

If you have never seen Glengarry Glen Ross, then you hate yourself…

The sell job here by Maxim gets the phone slammed down on them

The prizes are spelled out by Alec Baldwin’s  character representing the wishes of the home office:

  • First place is a Cadillac El Dorado.
  • Second place is a set of steak knives.
  • Third place is “You’re fired.”

Because who in the Hell are they (being Maxim)  catering to?  They clearly are not catering to men that I know.  The fact that Katy Perry is on the top is criminal and deserves some sort of punishment.  In my office, they (the selection committee) are clearly fired, but even if she was second, I might be able to stomach it more.  But, she is number one, and that is a tantamount to aligning ideologically with the Nazis.

Here’s the Top 20 according to Maxim’s Hot 100 List:

20. Olivia Wilde
19. Bar Rafaeli
18. Christina Aguilera
17. Leighton Meester
16. Selita Ebanks
15. Amanda Bynes
14. Scarlett Johnasson
13. Amber Heard
12. Audrina Patridge
11. Eva Mendes
10. Marisa Miller
9. Kim Kardashian
8. Olivia Munn
7. Elisabetta Canalis
6. Rihanna
5. Megan Fox
4. Blake Lively
3. Zoe Saldana
2. Brooklyn Decker
1. Katy Perry

Now,  I give holy hell to some of the woman on the list, (5-head Rihanna to name one…) but there are too many names that I think of before I get to Katy Perry.  I am not a Kim Kardashian apologist.  But, she isn’t above Katy Perry?

Real or fake, I would saddle up and ride...

Here is another one that I don’t get, but illustrates why we are too old for maxim.  Number four is Blake Lively.  I didn’t know who she really was and I did some reading on her.

So you like the jean shorts look...

Now, I guess because I don’t watch Gossip Girl, I wouldn’t know who she is.  But, where is Christina Hendricks, who we already discussed, or Zoe Saldana?

The look that let's you know you are all good, or the man (or woman) who hit the lotto.

Or, Andy Roddick’s wife KILLS Katy Perry in a straight up comparative calculus.

Roddick is a lucky man....The one reason to get SI....

This doesn’t even have my personal favorite in the top 20, Halle Berry

Hair length doesn't matter for Ms. Berry

Talk amongst yourselves but with lists like this, I am glad that our tastes have matured.  The hit of the day that will not be there tomorrow is the thinking that gets you caught up.  The ability to see farther into the future will help you make better decisions.  You know that or man AP will have tons of woman on his page that would make you feel sorry for Katy Perry having to compete against that beauty.  But, I guess it is a rite of passage for a man to put away the toys of youth.  With choices like the ones Maxim makes, it becomes easier with each passing day.

P.S.  I haven’t even mentioned Eva Mendes, who Ronin would definitely throw up on the list higher.

Just let it are doing us no favors holding the clothes on...

4 Responses to “Maxim Top 100 Most Beautiful Women 2010: This is the reason we are “Too Old” for Maxim”

  1. tophatal said


    Katy Perry ? WTF ? That’s got to be a misprint or were the voters all drunk at the time and they were actually looking at pictures of either Joan Rivers or Phyllis Diller ? God-damn ……….Katy ‘effin’ Perry ! These a_holes couldn’t shovel fecal matter off the floor if their lives depended on it. But yet we’re to assume that their judgment is valid and noteworthy ? Gimme a god-damn break !

    Zoe Zaldana , Eva Mendez , Brooklyn Decker or even Bar Refaeli are far more valid an argument than Katy Perry !
    Thank god they didn’t put Gaga amongst this mix ! Then I’d know that their credibility was completely shot to hell ! Not that it already isn’t to begin with !

    Alan Parkins

  2. Ronin Storm said

    People have no taste. No taste in movies or music or women or…
    Perry is busted with no makeup and would not even notice her on the street. And with makeup wouldn’t turn around. But # 1? WTF??? Hell Ellen Page is hotter.
    Some cultures are obsessed with youth. But most of these women could not hold a candle to the pure beauty with EVA or Halle or Bar or Selita.

  3. Ronin Storm said

    Was surfing pics of Bar and saw this. Girl has a UCLA baseball cap? HOTT!!!


    But then i remembered seeing Leo at Los Lagos game…


    Wonder if they ever go to Jackie Robinson?
    Bruin LOVE Baby!!!

  4. tophatal said


    That’s probably why Perry is seen doin’ those acne infomercials for Proactiv. She’s got more spots on “her grill” (face) than someone who’s suffering from gonorrhea !

    Olivia Wilde

    And how come no Padma Lakshmi or Gong Li on this list of Maxim Hot 100 ?

    Alan Parkins

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