Kate Gosselin VOTED OFF on Dancing with the Stars…GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS NOW!

April 21, 2010

It’s about time.  I am tired of hearing about the struggle of taking care of your kids, when we know YOU DON’T TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS…nannies do.  Instead of acting like a mom, GO BE A MOM.  At least Jon would be with the kids right now, since he has no other discernible skills.  (Don’t get it twisted Kate, you don’t either, but you think you do, which is the worst.)

Dancing with the Stars’ elimination: Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani eliminated in week 5 results

Cristina Kinon

Wednesday, April 21st 2010, 9:58 AM

'Dancing with the Stars' elimination: Kate Gosselin gets teary as  she and Tony Dovolani are eliminated in week 5 results. WATCH VIDEO of  Monday's recap below.

I would usually say wait until you get to the car to cry, but i want to see your tears, so let them all out.  You got voted off week 5 and that about ten weeks too late…

Kate Gosselin said Monday night that her brood “lives and breathes” for “Dancing With the Stars.” On Tuesday, she was sent packing. Sorry kids! But Nicole Scherzinger had both legato and staccato elements in her tango.

Tuesday night’s results show kicked off with host Tom Bergeron getting immediately down to business, dropping the bomb that Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani were in the bottom two (and that Scherzinger and partner Derek Hough were safe – no surprise there).

Then, in turn, Bergeron and co-host Brooke Burke relieved Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel, Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya, and Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Eventually, Jake Pavelka and partner Chelsie Hightower and Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke were also given the good news, but Bergeron made them sweat it out a bit.

Joining Gosselin in the bottom two were Pam Anderson and partner Damian Whitewood, who’d received a 21 from the judges for their Dolly Parton-inspired quickstep to “9 to 5” during Monday’s “Movie Night” performances.

Gosselin and Dovolani only racked up a 15 for their “Breakfast Club” foxtrot, which judge Len Goodman dubbed “a stroll” rather than a dance.

Even having been run through by a cavalcade of dudes, Pammy still crushes you out....

After learning of her ousting, Gosselin asked for a minute to collect herself, while tears streamed down her face. Dovolani said he was “very proud” of Kate.

“I give her all the credit in the world for showing up,” he said.

When Gosselin finally pulled it together, she said she was “honored” to have been on the show and has grown to “love everyone.” She also thanked her fans, “for believing in me probably more than I believe in myself.”

We’re sure producers are shaking an angry fist at America for voting off their biggest ratings magnet. Trebunskaya’s dresses will just have to get smaller from here on out.

Thanks for not holding it in Kate...

Cartman: [walks over to Scott’s end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
[starts licking Scott’s tears off his face]
Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
[licks the tears off the table and off Scott’s face]
Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!
[screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash]
Cartman: Yuppitibut, that’s all, folks!
Now go home and take care of your kids and stay off TV…at least for a little while.

One Response to “Kate Gosselin VOTED OFF on Dancing with the Stars…GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS NOW!”

  1. tophatal said

    Steve

    I know they say everyone is deserving of their 15 minutes of fame but s_it how long has this bit_h’s dragged on for ? Her and that weak _ss excuse of an ex husband ought to be locked up for neglecting their kids and pimpin’ them out as they seek fame and fortune !

    Alan Parkins

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