Kate Gosselin VOTED OFF on Dancing with the Stars…GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS NOW!
April 21, 2010
It’s about time. I am tired of hearing about the struggle of taking care of your kids, when we know YOU DON’T TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS…nannies do. Instead of acting like a mom, GO BE A MOM. At least Jon would be with the kids right now, since he has no other discernible skills. (Don’t get it twisted Kate, you don’t either, but you think you do, which is the worst.)
Dancing with the Stars’ elimination: Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani eliminated in week 5 results
Wednesday, April 21st 2010, 9:58 AMI would usually say wait until you get to the car to cry, but i want to see your tears, so let them all out. You got voted off week 5 and that about ten weeks too late…
Kate Gosselin said Monday night that her brood “lives and breathes” for “Dancing With the Stars.” On Tuesday, she was sent packing. Sorry kids! But Nicole Scherzinger had both legato and staccato elements in her tango.
Tuesday night’s results show kicked off with host Tom Bergeron getting immediately down to business, dropping the bomb that Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani were in the bottom two (and that Scherzinger and partner Derek Hough were safe – no surprise there).
Joining Gosselin in the bottom two were Pam Anderson and partner Damian Whitewood, who’d received a 21 from the judges for their Dolly Parton-inspired quickstep to “9 to 5” during Monday’s “Movie Night” performances.
After learning of her ousting, Gosselin asked for a minute to collect herself, while tears streamed down her face. Dovolani said he was “very proud” of Kate.
“I give her all the credit in the world for showing up,” he said.
When Gosselin finally pulled it together, she said she was “honored” to have been on the show and has grown to “love everyone.” She also thanked her fans, “for believing in me probably more than I believe in myself.”
We’re sure producers are shaking an angry fist at America for voting off their biggest ratings magnet. Trebunskaya’s dresses will just have to get smaller from here on out.
Cartman: [walks over to Scott’s end of the table] Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
[starts licking Scott’s tears off his face]
Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
[licks the tears off the table and off Scott’s face]
Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!
[screen closes to Looney Tunes-style splash]
Cartman: Yuppitibut, that’s all, folks!