Large BREASTS CAN KILL! UK man nearly suffocated during sex with his partners large breasts!

April 12, 2010

If I had to choose my way to go out, it wouldn't be the worst way to end it...

This is a warning to all the people I know.  Large breasts can KILL!

Mum’s giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

By Douglas Wight, 04/04/2010

BUSTY Claire Smedley’s boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.

Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

I think that the kids today call that motorboating…but lets see.

“This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,” she said.

“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.” By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Claire said: “I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”

Startled Steven – who did not want to be photographed – added: “I did think my time had come.

In case you were wondering, that is not me.  I would have been photographed and I would have had a shirt made, like I survived 40LL, or something to that effect.

“I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

“The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair’s relationship did not and they split three months ago.

Claire, from Blackpool, said: “After that he went off sex.”

Wow.  First, how do you “go off sex?”  I know I “go off sex” when my girlfriend cuts me off, but that is why I try not to find myself in those types of situations.

Second, That is almost like saying seeing something gay can turn you gay.  Anyone with a clue knows that isn’t something that you choose, it chooses you.  It is biological and while it may have been a near death experience, there is no way that would turn me off sex.  In fact, it would insure that I tried to get more.  Maybe next time he motorboats, he needs one of these.

You clearly need to have the proper gear.

She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: “People think they’re public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

“But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them.”

*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain’s biggest bust.

So, she is going to turn to porn?  I wouldn’t get mad at her, that is just using what you have…

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3 Responses to “Large BREASTS CAN KILL! UK man nearly suffocated during sex with his partners large breasts!”

  1. Ronin Storm said

    She said WOOZY!!!
    HA HA HA
    “I feel WOOOOOOOOOOZY”
    Really LOL

  2. guenivere said

    Clearly gender differences here. When I read this article, one of the first things I thought about: how many back problems she must have due to her extended endowment, and how the size of her breasts probably makes her cautious about accepting dates or entering into relationships (do they want me or just my girls?).

    • Steve said

      can’t they want both?

      The back problems are nothing to fool around with. She clearly needs a back brace like the weightlifters. they each weigh one stone. For us non-euros, that is 14 pounds!

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