Large BREASTS CAN KILL! UK man nearly suffocated during sex with his partners large breasts!
April 12, 2010
This is a warning to all the people I know. Large breasts can KILL!
Mum’s giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex
By Douglas Wight, 04/04/2010
BUSTY Claire Smedley’s boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.
The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.
Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.
Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.
I think that the kids today call that motorboating…but lets see.
“This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,” she said.
“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.” By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.
Claire said: “I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”
Startled Steven – who did not want to be photographed – added: “I did think my time had come.
In case you were wondering, that is not me. I would have been photographed and I would have had a shirt made, like I survived 40LL, or something to that effect.
“I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.
“The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”
Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair’s relationship did not and they split three months ago.
Claire, from Blackpool, said: “After that he went off sex.”
Wow. First, how do you “go off sex?” I know I “go off sex” when my girlfriend cuts me off, but that is why I try not to find myself in those types of situations.
Second, That is almost like saying seeing something gay can turn you gay. Anyone with a clue knows that isn’t something that you choose, it chooses you. It is biological and while it may have been a near death experience, there is no way that would turn me off sex. In fact, it would insure that I tried to get more. Maybe next time he motorboats, he needs one of these.
She is now single and is planning a career in modelling to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.
She added: “People think they’re public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.
“But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them.”
*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain’s biggest bust.
So, she is going to turn to porn? I wouldn’t get mad at her, that is just using what you have…Vodpod videos no longer available.