Too Old Song of the Day: Notorious B.I.G. Ten Crack Commandments

March 9, 2010

Tony, I think that you have a little something on your nose...

I work because I want to make a lot of money.  Often, I think about going into the Crack game.  But, that whole risk of death/prison worries me more than the wealth.  But, the choices we make may not be the choices you make.  So, your friends at Too Old are going to give you the basics, as taught by Professor Frank White, a.k.a. Biggie

The way that you can make a lot of money is to know the rules of the game. Knowing the end game leads us to be able to continue doing business in a profitable way.  The Urban Dictionary tells us what the rules of the game.

1.Never let no one know how much dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely separated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.

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When you make it big, don’t forget who helped you get there….

4 Responses to “Too Old Song of the Day: Notorious B.I.G. Ten Crack Commandments”

  1. tophatal said


    It seems crazy that today the thirteenth anniversary of his death and there’s still no closure as to the solving of his death. It’s almost as if law enforcement simply doesn’t give a damn .

    One of my favorites of his. Junior MAFIA ‘Get Money’.

    Alan Parkins

    • Steve said

      they don’t want to know who killed Biggie. That is the sadest part of it all. i am banking on the fact some stupid ass gangbanger did it.

      • tophatal said


        Law enforcement there aren’t that bright to begin with. They couldn’t be lead to clue even if you gave them a list of the suspects and the reasons why the crime was commited in the first place. Were this the son of a prominent Caucasian celebrity or son of a political power broker , then no stone would’ve been left unturned as they tried to find the culprit.

        I mean it’s a proven fact that when a white female goes missing the press and tv go into overtime to report the story. If it’s a child who’s a minority. Then in their eyes who gives a s_it ? Can’t put it any more succinctly than that !

        Alan Parkins

  2. Ronin Storm said

    11. Chi Chi, get the llello!!!

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