Jersey Shore…YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES! How do I know? They made a porno about you….

January 26, 2010

Congrats!

From my time teaching, not all attention is good attention.  But, you finally are famous enough to have a parody porn made about you and your guidos.

“Jersey Shore” has achieved pop-culture immortality. Production has just wrapped on “Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody,” starring Taryn Thomas as Snooki,

Looks like they got the clevage part right....

John Espizedo as “Mike the Predicament” and Veronica Rayne as “Wow J.”

WOW J...that is pretty creative...

Thomas — who grew up in New Jersey and spent summers in Seaside Heights, where the MTV show is filmed — said, “We chose the best guidos and guidettes in the industry. They parodied the ‘Jersey Shore’ crew perfectly.” Actually, the porn stars look more sophisticated and less vulgar than their reality counterparts. The movie is out next month.

8 Responses to “Jersey Shore…YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES! How do I know? They made a porno about you….”

  1. tophatal said

    Steve

    Personally I think the parody couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of guidos. What sort of message are they trying to send to the kids of the same ethnicity as them ? It’s OK for the girls to be sluts and the guys and their pencil dicks to screw any that happens to have a pulse ? Great message to send don’t you think ? Do any of these a-holes have a full time job to begin with ?

    Alan Parkins

  2. chappy81 said

    That’s hilarious. I’m surprised they didn’t make a porno themselves first. I’m sure they’d be down…

  3. Ronin Storm said

    I don’t understand???
    Why use actors?
    Most porn looks like it took place in the Jersey Shore, or at least it’s West Coast brother, the San Fernando Valley.
    I’m more likely to buy ( by “BUY” I mean sneak a peek online) a Porn starring Jwow, Jenni, and Snooki instead of actors.
    An offer should have been made.

  4. tophatal said

    Ronin

    They offered money upfront to the cast of Jersey Shore to participate. But none of them were smart enough to count beyond the number 4 !

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    Two of the friggin’ worse characters ever on a reality show . And the stereotypes make Italian Americans ashamed ! Just shows how unintelligent the entire cast actually are !

    In a guido’s world they don’t play dumb cause they’re actually born dumb !
    They come out fist pumpin’ out out of their mothers’ womb.

    Alan Parkins

    • Ronin Storm said

      LOL, Thanx for video Alan.
      I always like it when people can laugh at themselves.

      • tophatal said

        Ronin

        If push comes to shove ‘The Situation’ can always go and tap the a_s of either Octomom or Kate Gosselin.

        Either of those ska_ks wants some guido d_ck !

        Mass market creation by both tv and the print media. And we’re meant to be surprised by the behavior. Darwin wouldn’t at all be surprised by this.

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        Both of these women have set their sexes back into the dark ages . If she (Kate Gosselin) wants another Cabal-Asian to ‘nail’ , then there’s always Tiger. I mean he doesn’t want to nail a sista’ but every other race is fair game.

        Both of these women are so friggin’ dumb. As too are the heifers on ‘The View’ !

        Alan Parkins

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