Andy Dick: Proving that his last name is also descriptive of his character…Arrested for sexual abuse AGAIN! Enjoy jail pervert!

January 25, 2010

Yes, the coke used here is real and it is mine....

Funny people usually get away with things, because they are funny.  This dude is not that funny and is a pervert.  Andy Dick has a problem that only prison is going to solve.  It’s his time to become Andrea Dick, because his little frail figure is ripe for some dude to take him forcefully….

Just what you are looking for Andy!

Comedian Andy Dick has been arrested for two counts of felony sexual abuse, while still on probation from his infamous 2008 arrest for pulling down a teen girl’s top.

The attack allegedly happened early Saturday morning in West Virginia, after Dick appeared at the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaurant in Huntington.  Dick is currently in the Western Regional Jail, police confirm.

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” read a statement from the Huntington Police Department.

Dick reportedly harassed a third individual Saturday morning but the man did not file any charges, according to TMZ.com. The man alleged that Dick tried to kiss him before he told the comedian, “I’m not down with that,” according to TMZ.com.

In 2008 Dick pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery and marijuana possession in California.  A 17-year-old female said an “extremely intoxicated” Dick walked up to her, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts, according to a police statement.

This one should have not led to any time, just a hellified ass beating.  I think that would have caused him to reevaluate his actions and his view on life.  I like breasts more than the next guy, but 1) Not on a 17 year old young woman and 2) Not forcibly.

They are willing participants in the showing of boobies!

Dick has a reputation for crude behavior. He has reportedly exposed himself to audiences at least twice. He was forcibly removed from the set of the show “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in 2007 after he repeatedly touched guest Ivanka Trump without her permission.

In 2007, Dick was cited in Columbus, Ohio, for urinating on the sidewalk. A comedy club owner in the city said the actor also made inappropriate comments while onstage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

In 1999, Dick was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood. He pleaded guilty but the charges were dismissed after he went into a diversion program.

The Associated Press contributed to this article.

You are a pervert, plain and simple.  Comedy is funny, touching people who did not consent to be part of your show is another.  When you preform, you should have a statement that says that you are liable to be touched by this pervert if you attend this show.

“Andy is stunned by these allegations and we are strongly denying any criminal conduct,” Dick’s attorney, Jeff Rubenstein, said in a statement.

On his Twitter page, Dick said “there are two sides to every story. please reserve judgement (sic) until you hear mine. thank you.”

What is he stunned about?  That people came to the show, or that people are pressing charges when we know good and well that dude is not funny and has a history of perversion?  I think that I am stunned that people go see him still.  News Radio has been off the air for a decade…. I think that the Music stopped for this dude a long time ago.  I really am not sure why this dude is still getting run.  A nice prison stint will help get his life back on track and will avoid me from having to see him too.

2 Responses to “Andy Dick: Proving that his last name is also descriptive of his character…Arrested for sexual abuse AGAIN! Enjoy jail pervert!”

  1. Ronin Storm said

    This dude sounds like a couple of stiffs I know.
    In his defense he only does what people want to see and read about. Gotta be confusing for comedians.
    Let-me-see… If I do this I’ll get headlines and noticed and famous and $loot$ and women and…
    Only problem is they don’t play in the South!
    Hope he has a good attorney.
    But I doubt he will see any jail time.

  2. guenivere said

    I disagree. I have absolutely NO desire to see Andy Dick, read about him, hear that he can’t seem to respect others’ personal space, is urinating in public, is sexually harassing others… Yep, no desire whatsoever. At least with him in jail, a) other people are safe from his octopus hands and b) I don’t have to hear about it. And if he really believes that his type of behavior is OK so that he gets headlines / noticed / famous, then he should be evaluated for a thought disorder. In fact, I have a few I could recommend…

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