Men, this is 2010…Jump-Offs will put your business out in the streets for profit…Remember, DO NOT BUY THEM THINGS and DO NOT TAKE PICTURES WITH THEM!!!

January 22, 2010

The old saying is true…A picture is worth a thousand words…..

wow, just wow....

It’s just that the thousand words for this picture would be unintelligible after awhile.  This old Chinese proverb explains simply that the power of vision can detail things that the power of words struggle to do.  I could tell you about three attractive women that I saw, or I can show you the picture and you can come to your own conclusions.

“Do, or do not. There is no ‘try.'”
—  Jedi Master Yoda

Even though Yoda is a fictional creature, he can give men some advice or words to live by. Today, it is about having jumpoffs. The Urban Dictionary provides the definition that we need.

2. jump off 310 up, 69 down love it hate it
A casual sex partner.
Someone that you FUCK on occasion that you have no ties to. (Usually, one or both involved are married). Don’t put any feelings into a jump off because you walk into it knowing that you can’t get anything from it but a good FUCK! If you catch feelings, you will get hurt!!

This is the lesson that many men and a lot of women need to learn.  If people were willing to follow this definition, there would be no need for this post.  But, it is clear that people have been catching cases because the definition is not being followed.  We know about our boy Tiger Woods.   He is rich and famous and there is something about women throwing you the panties.  If you are like most men out there, the panties are not routinely being thrown at you.  You have to get your grimy, gritty hustle on to make it happen.  Men need (usually) to work a way to get to the question about sex, women (again usually) just have to say yes.  Tiger was getting action everywhere he looked.  The problem is that the action wasn’t only about the box, but the stardom that could be gained from letting Tiger soak the panties up.

But, this is not about Tiger. This is about Charles Phillips and his ex-jumpoff  YaVaughnie Wilkins.  The Daily News shows what lengths a scorned jumpoff is willing to go.  Please also remember what broke jumpoffs do.  They Kill…

Damn girl...was the sex that good that you had to get all spiteful and personal? What good, outside of satisfying your hate is going to come of this? You lost loot as well to pay for it....The website is up but this billboard near Times Sq is down.

Rising above W. 52nd St. near Times Square, the giant sign showed Phillips hugging Wilkins under the words “Charles and YaVaughnie” and a purported quote from him: “You are my soulmate forever.”

The billboard touted the Web address of an online photo album containing what appears to be eight years worth of pictures of the duo vacationing, dancing, drinking and singing karaoke.

There were also dozens of florist cards signed “Charles” bearing messages like “I’m sorry, please forgive me,” “I’m crazy about you” and “We’re going to have a great life, stick with me.”

Court records show that Phillips’ wife, Karen, filed for divorce in June 2008, but no further action has been taken.

Charles Phillips, 50, a member of President Obama’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board, admitted that he had a mistress.

“I had an 8 1/2-year serious relationship with YaVaughnie Wilkins,” Phillips said in a statement released Thursday. “My divorce proceedings began in 2008. The relationship with Ms. Wilkins has since ended and we both wish each other well.”

Bela Kovacs, the San Francisco Web designer who created the site, which was down last night, said he was hired by Wilkins in August. The site, as far as he knew, was to be a gift for Phillips, he said.

“I didn’t know anything about his marital status, or hers,” Kovacs said. “I don’t know who did the billboard.”

ClearChannel refused to say who paid for the signs, which can cost thousands a day.

But after Gawker.com began chewing on the mystery of the billboards – and discovered that the Oracle head has an elegant wife, Karen Phillips – Kovacs says he received an e-mail from Wilkins saying, “I’ve become famous.”

Here is a picture of Wifey. What was this fool doing, with his wanna be Obama looking self?

When I look at the picture, I immediately turn to  Royce the 5’9″ and Hood Love with Bun B of UGK (R.I.P. Pimp C) t brings me to a Royce the 5’9″ song Hood Love… One line spit by Royce is..

The only snitch in my life is the chick tryin to split up me and wifey…

He is obviously talking about a loose lipped jump-off.  You need to fall back and play your position…Here is what a commenter had to say.  We agree with this woman, who understands the game.

WOMAN SCORNED!! LADIES PLEASE UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO MESS WITH A MARRIED MAN UNDERSTAND YOUR PLACE AS THE JUMPOFF NO NEED TO TRY AND BECOME MORE THAN THAT. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS GOING IN…..PLEASE. EDUCATE.

Once you are famous, you have to chose.  Either be the free loving bachelor, who gets all the women and loves em and leaves em, or get married and settle down.  But, you can’t have it both ways.

Even other athletes are forgetting this message.  Matt Kemp, who is an outfielder with the Dodgers, is recently been seen snuggling up with your girl Ri-Ri. (or 8head to me)  His last jump off filed a restraining order on him, just to get a little more time in HIS CRIB!

Places like Star Magazine or HipHopDX or Media TakeOut rushed to say that Matt Kemp had Chris Browned some other chick and Ri-Ri needed to watch out.  But, the truth came out and the chick was looking for a free meal.

nice work Terrell....this used to be T.O.'s fiancee...Matty Kemp smashed it and left it

Click here to find out more!

January 21, 2010

Agent responds to accusations against Matt Kemp

January 21, 2010 |  6:32 pm

Published reports indicated that a restraining order had been taken out by a woman against Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp in 2008. Here is a response from the office of Kemp’s agent, Dave Stewart:

“I hope the following statement we are releasing on Matt’s behalf helps to provide some insight:

“Matt dated Felisha about two years ago and decided to end their relationship.  She chose to file a complaint and shortly thereafter, on her own accord, decided to drop it…. She has very recently said that she has no issue whatsoever with Matt and that she and Matt consider this to be a non-issue. Matt Kemp is a consummate Midwestern gentleman who has never displayed any act of violence towards a woman.”

“In addition, we received the following statement from Felicia and her PR person this afternoon:

“Felisha Terrell and Matt Kemp lived together and were in a relationship for over a year where they both cared for one another. During the course of the relationship there was a restraining order filed by Felisha but it had nothing to do with domestic violence and to be clear Matt was never physically abusive to Felisha, nor did she fear for her life. The restraining order was subsequently vacated. They both have moved on separately but remain amicable.”

See how quick they were trying to put 8head with another person who beat her around?  Thank goodness for Dave Stewart, the agent and former Oakland A’s superstar pitcher….

here is the cleanup job MTO attempted to spin on the situation.

The relationship ended two months after moving in with each other. Matt asked her to move, as he was the leasee. She requested $20,000 to do so and Matt refused. Her continued refusal to leave resulted in Matt’s submission of a Notice to Vacate to the landlord, as Felicia’s name was not on the lease.

She filed the restraining order in an effort to prevent him from terminating the lease on the property. Anyone can file a TRO – all they have to do is “say” they feel in danger. Once Matt’s agent, Dave Stewart (retired pitcher, Oakland A’s, World Series MVP), got involved the Dodger’s resident agent was engaged in an effort to protect Matt from her extortion attempts and threats to ruin his name in the media.

That is why I wish women and men would understand the role of jumpoff….don’t date the golddigger or take pictures or send sweet messages. They will use that stuff against you.

Wilkins, 42, who studied journalism in San Francisco, where she lives, could not be reached for comment.

3 Responses to “Men, this is 2010…Jump-Offs will put your business out in the streets for profit…Remember, DO NOT BUY THEM THINGS and DO NOT TAKE PICTURES WITH THEM!!!”

  1. Ronin Storm said

    What do you mean “Yoda is a fictional”???
    I just saw that fool getting a LAP DANCE in North Beach.

  2. tophatal said

    Steve

    I’dve thought that with Phillips being President of Oracle. He could’ve at least drop some ‘cheddar’ on the chick to keep her happy.

    But no, he run his a_s back to the missus and everything is now fine ? What happens the ‘next time around’ and his ‘shlong’ needs to get wet and his wife ain’t givin’ up the ‘poo-nanie’ ?

    Like you said however nothing like a woman scorned . Phillips should consider himself lucky that he wasn’t afforded the ‘Lorena Bobbitt’ treatment.

    Ol’ school flava with Charlie Wilson and Snoop.

    Alan Parkins

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