Ronin, your girl Snooki is a mess…another example of when keeping it real goes wrong…
January 20, 2010
I am not shocked that some MTV show has some people looking for their 15 minutes of fame. What is shocking is that people I know watch this show and even DVR it, to make sure that they will have a chance to see it. I thought we were over the so called “reality TV phase, but we are clearly not. This is a way to maximize your 15 minutes, but nothing positive will come out of it.
One of the main characters on the show is a girl that is 4 feet 10 inches tall. Her name is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. This girl is a mess. Start with the nickname. Snooki? Really? I don’t think that is the name that I would want people to know me as. When you 15 minutes are up, and trust they are coming to a close, you will only have random people coming up to you when you are out working as a vet (her choice, not mine) or on the pole ( again her choice, because really, what other future does she have? How many of the Real World people have gone on to fame and fortune? and for the record, I am okay with that choice) that will scream your name and laugh? (at you, not with you)
Nicole “Snooki” is a self proclaimed “guidette” from Marlboro, New York outside of Poughkeepsie and an aspiring veterinary technician. She describes her ideal man as one who fits the guido stereotype and enters the experience hoping to meet the man of her dreams.
SO I am going to go out on a limb and say that this guido is not the man of your dreams.
I don’t want a woman that cannot defend herself or who gets herself into trouble all the time. This little dynamo is a pocket rocket filled with issues. She gets rocked not just by dudes, but other chicks beat her ass too a few weeks later. In the words of words of one of her housemates, she needs to learn how to fight or duck…
But, for MTV as a company, how are you going to let her ride on your advertisers like that?
When Polizzi was asked about the advertisers pulling their ads Polizzi responded, “I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there, F*** you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious… F*** you!” In response, UNICO said in a statement “She is not an embarrassment to Italian Americans – she is actually an embarrassment to the entire human race!!!!” A rep for Domino’s said in response, “Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady—her parents must be so proud… There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because tick-tock, her fifteen minutes are almost up.”
Soon, we will forget about you, and you will be barefoot and pregnant with 4 other little guidos running around. Good luck finding the man of your dreams. If he is smart, he is moving in the other direction.