Ronin, your girl Snooki is a mess…another example of when keeping it real goes wrong…

January 20, 2010

I am not shocked that some MTV show has some people looking for their 15 minutes of fame.  What is shocking is that people I know watch this show and even DVR it, to make sure that they will have a chance to see it.  I thought we were over the so called “reality TV phase, but we are clearly not.  This is a way to maximize your 15 minutes, but nothing positive will come out of it.

Tyson would eat Snooki like a midnight snack. The dudes look too metrosexual. Lifting your shirt....really? You look like you have a little too much sugar in the tank, if you know what I mean...

One of the main characters on the show is a girl that is 4 feet 10 inches tall.  Her name is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. This girl is a mess. Start with the nickname.  Snooki?  Really?  I don’t think that is the name that I would want people to know me as.  When you 15 minutes are up, and trust they are coming to a close, you will only have random people coming up to you when you are out working as a vet (her choice, not mine) or on the pole ( again her choice, because really, what other future does she have?  How many of the Real World people have gone on to fame and fortune? and for the record,  I am okay with that choice) that will scream your name and laugh? (at you, not with you)

That is not OK! by me. Look at the hair....SMDH. Nice pose, you look like one of Cheetah Woods playthings...

Nicole “Snooki” is a self proclaimed “guidette” from Marlboro, New York outside of Poughkeepsie and an aspiring veterinary technician. She describes her ideal man as one who fits the guido stereotype and enters the experience hoping to meet the man of her dreams.

SO I am going to go out on a limb and say that this guido is not the man of your dreams.

I don’t want a woman that cannot defend herself or who gets herself into trouble all the time.  This little dynamo is a pocket rocket filled with issues.  She gets rocked not just by dudes, but other chicks beat her ass too a few weeks later.  In the words of words of one of her housemates, she needs to learn how to fight or duck…

But, for MTV as a company, how are you going to let her ride on your advertisers like that?

When Polizzi was asked about the advertisers pulling their ads Polizzi responded, “I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there, F*** you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious… F*** you!”[79] In response, UNICO said in a statement “She is not an embarrassment to Italian Americans – she is actually an embarrassment to the entire human race!!!!”[79] A rep for Domino’s said in response, “Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady—her parents must be so proud… There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because tick-tock, her fifteen minutes are almost up.”[80]

Soon, we will forget about you, and you will be barefoot and pregnant with 4 other little guidos running around.  Good luck finding the man of your dreams.  If he is smart, he is moving in the other direction.

5 Responses to “Ronin, your girl Snooki is a mess…another example of when keeping it real goes wrong…”

  1. tophatal said

    Is this program meant to tell us that stereotypes about Italian Americans is seemingly nothing but a myth ? Or as these particular individuals just as friggin’ dumb as they look and appear to be ?

    If the so called ‘Situation’ and his IQ had any semblance of reasoning then his a_s would’ve ended up with more than just a high school diploma . What a dumb shi_-head !

    Alan Parkins

    • Steve said

      they want you to make sure that if you are fair skinned, that you cook any last brain cell you might of had in a tanning bed, and then spend a lot of your time drinking and hooking up.

      As for “The Situation”, bro, you are 27 or 28, I dont really care to research which. But, that tells me that you hanging around 21 year olds reeks of a guy who didn’t get laid a lot when he was 21.

      When I was 18, I had a fake ID and hooked up with 22-24 year old women. When I was 21, I would look into the 27-30 crowd, since they had their shit together. His “situation” is in dire straights.

  2. tophatal said


    Hopefully sooner or later the idiots who oversee MTV will pull their fingers out there sphincters and get back to doing what they once did rather successfully. Now their content is so p_ss poor that it’s become a complete joke ! They’re almost in the same situation as NBC . Lacking quality tv right off the bat !

    Alan Parkins

  3. tophatal said


    Perhaps ‘Snookems’ can get down with a dog’ pound of Snoop and Be Real of Cypress Hill ?

    ‘I Wanna Rock’

    Bangin’ beats !

    Alan Parkins

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