Hoes on the loose from the Tiger Woods Zoo
December 11, 2009
with thanks to Bill Simmons for help with the title.
See, Tiger, hoes are going to try to capitalize on your fame. Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is the one holding a sign reading, ‘Tiger- They offered me $500,000- I’m keeping my mouth shut!”, in front of a gate to the Isleworth community where Tiger Woods has a home on December 2, 2009 in Windermere, Florida.
All she wants is ratings. (Unless you really chopped her down, then she is a down @$$ chickenhead) She is willing to use your problems to raise her stature up. But that isn’t shocking to me. Here are some of the latest to step up and claim that you chopped the backs down.
Now Tiger even has a woman claiming that he “used” her hoe services when she was operating. (Wouldn’t it be delicious irony if she got popped for pimping and pandering, since she is copping to the crime?) The Vancouver Sun gives a small list of the attention seeking women
The list of women Woods is alleged to have slept with includes personal concierge Rachel Uchitel, reality TV wannabe Jaimee Grubbs, VIP hostess Kalika Moquin, minimum wage waitress Mindy Lawton, New York party girl Cori Rist, Vegas lingerie model Jamie Jungers, porn star Holly Sampson, and three-way porn specialist Joslyn James.
Also on Thursday, Hollywood madam Michelle Braun has claimed in the New York Daily News that Woods was a regular client, spending more than $60,000 on dalliances with Junger, Sampson and Playboy model Loredana Jolie. If Braun is to be believed, Woods liked to play the back nine in parties of three.
Like the old saying goes, ” You don’t pay a prostitute for sex….you pay her to leave when you are done.” But you also pay for the discretion of the action and your business. The prostitute/John relationship is tantamount to priest/parishioner relationship…you should not spill the beans about anything.
What must she be unwilling to do to satisfy his sexual appetite?
Whatever it was, this is another fine mess you got us into. It is going to take some time, but you are doing right by NOT SAYING ANYTHING!