As If It Weren’t Tough Enough Out There…
October 7, 2009
Turns out 1 in 3 women couldn’t care less. They’re in it just for the free minutes. Now I got competition from cell phones of all things.
In Dutch (I think), but no translation needed. Just hilarious and a little HOTT.
According to a recent online survey of Chicago residents, three out of 10 people said they’d give up sex for a year rather than sacrifice their mobile phone, officials said….When asked explicitly which they’d prefer — sex or to have a cell phone — 36 percent of the women and 15 percent of the men interviewed chose the phone.
And when it comes to the battle of the sexes, 38 percent of Boston women were more willing than men to lose their libidos versus missing their mobile phones. Only 19 percent of men said they would be celibate.
WOW!!! Who are these people? Actually, I don’t want to know. I know some people with dry spells (sorry Deuce) but this is self inflicted torture. Plus, aside from work and your friends, who the HELL are you gonna call on your cell. For some people this is the only phone they have. Are they gonna have to search for corner Pay Phones? For Valentines Day forget chocolate and flowers just grab your girl a “Go Phone” and leave. This brings a whole new meaning to the name “iPhone”.
In a separate study 90% of men polled said they would agree to spend a weekend in prison in exchange for a evening with Joy Bryant.
Just Kidding. That’s just me.