Stanford gets booted from Fight Club
September 30, 2009
I was really bummed-out to learn the Texas financier R. Allen Stanford awaiting trial for investor fraud was being transferred to another prison after joining a Fight Club. Stanford’s good friend Bernie Madoff sent him a letter last month detailing all the ins and outs of the secret club. But Stanford being such a know-it-all thought he could just buy his way in. Instead he suffered a concussion, two black eyes and a broken nose. I didn’t know they had Fight Club in the “big house”? One would think the convicts would spend their time more efficiently like in Shawshank Redemption.
Stanford seemed to be fitting in so well with his fellow inmates. His cell mates even gave him the proper prison whoop-ass initiation. Apparently Stanford violated the first rule of Fight Club. Well, technically the the first and second rule. And one would guess he didn’t know the third rule. Either way it’s too bad Stanford has to leave his new residence for a new one. He can only wish his new spot has a Fight Club chapter of it’s own.? This would be good news for Stanford as he’ll be able to pledge again. Which we all know is the best part of joining any club.