Lamar Odom is getting neutered and emasculated for the wedding: HOW NOT to be a player…Where is Bill Bellemy when you need him? (once again AVOID SIDE PIECES! They are bad for you health…)

September 25, 2009

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions

Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions, like Kayne

R.I.P. Steve McNair, but this is bigger than the loss of a good man and a better QB. You are getting played bro, and you only have a few more days to come to your senses.  We tried to warn you earlier, but you didn’t listen, so we will try this again.

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show.  Look at Khloes face.  That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show. Look at Khloe's face. That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....

I really don’t care that you are marrying Chyna. That is your business. But, I want you to remember that she has a thing for Black athletes. Maybe she wants to outdo Kim and have a man that actually can win something as a pro. You qualify.

Look at the Donald.  He went broke, got rich again and didnt have to give out his stacks....

Look at the Donald. He went broke, got rich again and didn't have to give out his stacks....

Not to have a prenuptial for a woman that you have only recently starting dating is a recipe for disaster. Do not forget that you are in CA, which means your sh!t is now her sh!t now too. E! Magazine tells the story of how Lamar Odom got emasculated.

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Khloé Kardashian has nothing to worry about.

Even at his bachelor party last night, Laker Lamar Odom was on his best behavior with his best bros.

While he decided to cancel the big bash at Les Deux that was originally planned, he opted for a small dinner party at STK with Joe Francis, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick (aka Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy), fellow Lakers Ron Artest, Sasha Vujacic, Josh Powell and D.J. Mbenga.

Kobe stood you up? It’s because he knows you are making a mistake. For all that everyone says about Kobe, at least he has a family and his wife seems to be in charge of the family while Kobe is ballin outta control.

say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting...hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...

Say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...Plus, look how cute she is. Marrying Chyna is not a good look for a Laker player in LA. That's not what a player would do

Lamar’s crew was even joined by some Clippers, including Baron Davis, Marcus Camby and rookie Blake Griffin, who just happened to be having their own party at the club.

Of course they came to the party, because they want to hang out with winners.  You had the B team at your celebration.

Joe, Scott and Rob held court at a table in the main dining room, while Lamar mostly mingled with his basketball boys in the bar area.

Despite one pretty partyer who approached him, Lamar showed little interest in any ladies. Girls were even banned from their booths at Guys & Dolls later in the night. Way to regulate!

See? This is what I mean. You had Joe F. ready to throw you a huge blowout with strippers, hookers and…well what else do you want? Kobe and more of the Lakers might have shown up for the party if it was this type of party.

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

They like cars and I bet they like basketball

Or since he is Joe Francis of “Girls GOne Wild” maybe a party like this…

now that is the type of party Im talking about

now that is the type of party I'm talking about

The only complaint guests might have?

Lamar was tardy to his own party! Teammate Derek Fisher showed at STK at 9 p.m. and waited for Lamar for an hour before ditching to head home to his wife and kids.

Before he left, though, Fisher said he planned to get Odom a whopper of a wedding present: “How about another [NBA championship] ring!”

After dinner, Lamar, Rob, Scott and some Lakers who stayed headed over to Guys & Dolls, where Ron made a toast to his teammate. The guys drank magnums of Ace of Spades champagne.

Lamar was in great spirits, dancing and taking photos with fans. Before calling it a night, he requested Jay-Z and Beyoncé‘s “Bonnie and Clyde,” perhaps as a tribute to himself and the bride-to-be.

Another reason why I dislike what you are doing Lamar. Really? At least play the damn original with Tupac. The damn song is about gun love and Jay f’ed up the whole song. Listen to the REAL song.

Although there was a fight that broke out while the boys were inside partying, a source says they weren’t involved.

Remember that other fight that went down at Guys, between Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis?

Speaking of that lawsuit-inducing spat, Jayde’s boyfriend and defender, Brody Jenner, happens to be Khloé’s stepbrother, who wasn’t spotted at the bachelor party last night.

Since Joe threw the party last night, we’re assuming he’s invited to the wedding. And we know Brody’s attending.

The people making the seating chart should have their work cut out for them.

—Additional reporting by Amy Paffrath

Then you got put on blast by your jump-off. I have Bossip to thank for the letter and funny picture.

Really?  LO, you can do much better

Really? LO, you can do much better

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CIRCUS UNFOLD. NOW THAT KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS ANNOUNCED THE WEDDING, I CAN NO LONGER BE QUIET.
I HAVE BEEN WITH LAMAR FOR YEARS. YES WE F*CK. YES HE PAYS MY BILLS. YES…… I HAVE AN APARTMENT. YES HE HAS BOUGHT ME A CAR. YES I WAS WITH HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS BABY MAMA. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A JUMP OFF. I KNOW WE HAVE A CONNECTION. I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.

Yes, you are a jump-off. You give him the freedom to roam like a free safety on Sunday.

I SEE THAT THE KARDASHIANS HAVE MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION, MADE THIS A FAIRYTALE.

LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

LAMAR ODOM IS A DOG. HE CANNOT BE FAITHFUL TO ONE WOMAN. PERIOD. HE WILL WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND WILL REALIZE HE HAS F*CKED HIMSELF. LAMAR IS UNSTABLE. LAMAR IS BIPOLAR. LAMAR HAS GIRLS IN EVERY CITY. KHLOE AND HER FAMILY MAY THINK THEY HAVE STRUCK GOLD – BUT WHEN HE TRAVELS DURING THE SEASON, HE WILL F*CK AROUND. HE HAS F*CKED HER FRIENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN MET. I KNOW MY SITUATION AND I DEAL WITH IT, BUT I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE KARDASHIANS PRETENDING HE IS SOMETHING HE IS NOT.

I DO NOT LIKE HIS BABY MAMA, LIZA. BUT I KNOW HE DID HER DIRTY. WHEN HIS SON PASSED AWAY, HE WASN’T WITH HER. HE WAS WITH ME. HE DOESN’T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS. DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE THAT THE KIDS ARE IN SHOCK. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR OWN DAD’S WEDDING. HE IS RUINING HIS FAMILY AND HIS CHILDREN’S LIVES FOR THIS TRICK NAMED KHLOE. NBA AND NFL D*CK HAS RAN THROUGH THAT. SIX DEGREES OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN. LOOK AT THEIR GOLD DIGGING MOTHER. SHE WHORES OUT HER OWN CHILDREN. I HEAR FROM HIS PEOPLE THAT THERE IS NO PRENUP. WHAT AN IDIOT. I HOPE HE IS BROKE FROM THIS. BETTER BELIEVE I WILL MAKE SURE I CASH OUT BEFORE ALL OF IT IS GONE. HE DID SIGN A HUGE CONTRACT, AFTER ALL.

Damn, Lamar, I didnt know you were this naive...

Damn, Lamar, I didn't know you were this naive...

HIS FAMILY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. HE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PUT IT LIKE THIS, IF YOU ARE BROKE AND BLACK – YOU ARE NO LONGER IN HIS LIFE. TRUE LOVE MY @SS. TAKE NOTE HOW NO BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE THERE. MAYBE A SPRINKLE OF THE ACCEPTABLE ONES THAT KRIS APPROVES OF.

LO, how are you just going to get your business out in the street? Even if the “wedding” is just a stunt for the failing ratings of the show, you are put on front street as a clown. STEP YOUR GAME UP! You are better than this!

Just remember this…not in order, although he was the last one soaking up your fiancees panties….

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB

that was this year…

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009

Then there was Rashad McCants, who more than likely beat the brakes off the box.  But, that might have started her desire for basketball players.  He is kinda scrubby, so you won’t have to worry about him talking about her on the court.

He was killing it for awhile...

He was killing it for awhile...

I am not saying that you have to throw on a chastity belt and quit dating, but you should not have the next man’s seed in your shorts going to the next date, like you are Katelyn Faber…

Don’t take it from me, go here to see the merry-go-round.

7 Responses to “Lamar Odom is getting neutered and emasculated for the wedding: HOW NOT to be a player…Where is Bill Bellemy when you need him? (once again AVOID SIDE PIECES! They are bad for you health…)”

  1. Erik said

    kind of a random comment not really relevant to the topic of the post, but did you notice that the Girls Gone Wild party from the pic you posted CHARGES women? what’s up with that garbage? They have to pay money to get drunk and flash their titties? what is the world coming to?

  2. Ronin Storm said

    Khloe and LO are not getting married. Kourtney and Scott are.
    BTW, I noticed the same $10 fee for the ladies. Good ol’ Joe F. Cheap bastard. Only ba-billionaire I know that would invite you out to Vegas then ask you to cough up some dough.

  3. Steve said

    If he does, then he is a fool. If he doesn’t then he is a puppet. Which is worse?

  4. Steve said

    also the flyer is not Joey F… I bet some fools are using the image to get paid. Plus, why not? If they will pay, then good….

  5. Ronin Storm said

    Worse to be a puppet than a fool.
    Like douche is to stiff.

  6. It’s been alleged that ‘Hedley’ Lamar Odom‘s got game. Is that on the court or in the bedroom ?

    What is it about the Kardashian sisters the we’re meant to find entertaining ?

    Dropped these two pieces in the last 2 days. If interested just click on the links provided to view. Look forward to reading your comments.

    The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming … NBA piece on the impending sale of the New Jersey Nets

    We Already Knew There Was Trouble In Paradise But Who’s Now Stirring The Pot ………. NFL piece on Crabtree

    Alan Parkins

  7. Guys

    I dropped this piece on Danica Patrick remaining within IRL. As and when you’re ready I’ll look forward to reading your comments.

    Hopefully you’ll be watching the fight between Chris Arreola and Vitali Klitschko ? It won’t be on PPV – but HBO. So you won’t have to shell out $50-00 for the privilege.

    Why Not Bask In The Limelight Danica Patrick Just Get Busy And Show Us Your …its

    Alan Parkins

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