Tila Tequila and Girls Gone Wild…A match made in Heaven

September 8, 2009

We here at Too Old always say, “If you have no talent, just take it off…”  Tila Nguyen has no talent, but a breast job and reality TV can make you a star.  We know that Shawne Merriman and her hooked up, but I think after this little escapade, that ride is over.  Not being one to rest on her fifteen minutes of fame, she has already hooked up a new gig…

I am not surprised....yes I am actually, What took so long?

I am not surprised....yes I am actually, "What took so long?"

Tila Tequila Escapes to ‘Girls Gone Wild Island’

Tue Sep 8, 2009 4:57pm EDT
While you may think that I just created this due to all the recent press she has gotten, I didn’t…this is real…
LOS ANGELES, Sept. 8 /PRNewswire/ — The craziness that comes with being  America’s most popular party girl drove TV reality star Tila Tequila to seek a few days of peace by herself on “Girls Gone Wild Island” recently.  She shared her visit in jaw-dropping photos and a candid interview in the new October Issue of Girls Gone Wild Magazine, on stands today.

Tila made headlines last week when she called San Diego police to report that  she had allegedly been choked and physically restrained by San Diego Chargers  linebacker Shawne Merriman. Merriman was taken into custody by Sheriff’s  Deputies at the time.

“My life is so hectic,” Tequila tells the magazine.  She saw “Girls Gone Wild  Island” as “an escape, a place where I could be by myself, have some peace and quiet.”

“Girls Gone Wild Island” is a sprawling tropical paradise and favorite getaway spot for A-List celebrities.

So, I guess there is a new defintion of A-List that I dont know?  This must make kathy Griffin A++++++++list star compared to her

So, I guess there is a new defintion of A-List that I don't know? This must make Kathy Griffin A++++++++list star compared to her

In her revealing interview, Tila takes readers through her day-to-day life on the island — riding jet skis, lounging in the sun and drinking Margaritas, in nothing but a bikini and stiletto heels (or less). “I was a giddy little girl in a candy store,” Tila says of her luxury vacation.  Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis says he was happy to provide Tila with a chance to take a break from the fast lane.  “Tila is an amazing girl and a good friend,” says Francis. “She is more than welcome on the island anytime.”
Now, how is she going to say this above, while tweeting something very different?  That is the beauty of the internet, it’s a semi-permanent record of things you say and do….
When MTO has you, YOU KNOW YOU DONE F#$%ed UP!

When MTO has you, YOU KNOW YOU DONE F#$%ed UP!

In addition to Tila, Girls Gone Wild Magazine continues to introduce readers  to the hottest real college girls in America. There are mind-blowing spreads  of a feisty redhead named Dani, and Amia, a petite brunette who enjoys  handcuffs. As always, the articles — including a debate over the merits of
fake vs. real breasts, bad sex advice from a degenerate uncle and an  illustrated exploration of pubic hair styles — are fresh, edgy and laugh out  loud funny. Girls Gone Wild Magazine has the hottest young writers — and  hottest young girls — on any newsstand.

Girls Gone Wild Magazine is a non-nude men’s lifestyle publication available  monthly at over 15,000 newsstands and retail outlets in America and Canada.   Each issue is packaged with a free Girls Gone Wild DVD and carries a cover  price of $9.99.

Joe, I know you gotta get your hustle on, but her?  You couldn’t do any better?  That is when you know times are hard….
Tila, I think that you are smart not to say anything else, and to remove your twitter feed, since I would definitely use all of it in court against you.  Shawne, if he were smart, when all this is over, he files a defamation of character suit dealing with these false allegations, especially since you are a free agent next year.  news like she is spouting is not good for your next contract.  This is one bi-polar woman that I would leave alone…

7 Responses to “Tila Tequila and Girls Gone Wild…A match made in Heaven”

  1. Here’s a question for you ? If Merriman was allegedly so concerned then why didn’t he get a cab for his girlfriend or better yet a limo ?

    This isn’t the first incident of this type that he’s been involved in. Somehow the media seems to overlooked that.

    Dropped this on Seymour , the Patriots and Raiders.

    What’s A Guy Supposed To Do …. Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200 Afterall The NFL Is A Business ….

    Alan Parkins

    • Steve said

      Alan,
      You are off base on this one. That IS HIS EXCUSE! He was trying to arrange other transportation to get this little skank home safely.

      Also, why didn’t she have any bruising or scratches on her? I know Merriman didn’t use the Grifters sack of oranges or the Simpsons and a sack of doorknobs…

  2. Here’s a piece also with regard to sport and primarily the economics of it with regard to its pertinent value.

    Being There Or Watching From The Confines Of Your Home ?

    Alan Parkins

  3. What was he waiting for a horse drawn buggy driven the Amish ?

    Come on now !

    It’s I’ve already said about the two of ’em on Chris’ site . They’re both deserving of each other.

    There’s more to this story than meets the eye.

    Alan Parkins

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  5. […] already blogged about how her twitter feed has contradicted some of her claims that she is making in the media. But, it goes beyond this.  (It’s deeper than snacks, I mean […]

  6. Steve said

    Shout us out! I went to your spot and you guys are the brothas from another mother…..

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