How to be a Player: When Keeping it Real goes Wrong

August 4, 2009

We laugh, because we can.  Art imitates life, because it can, and it is better than what we can come up with on our own without any help…Guys, how many times do I need to say, quit looking for the side pieces and be happy with what you have…?  Evidently, I don’t say it enough…There are woman that YOU SHOULDNT MESS WITH! and DEFINITELY DO NOT DATE!

I wasn’t sure if this was a Keeping it Real Goes Wrong moment, or a Women NOT to Date scene, but it is a combination of both.  To get started, lets look at this classic movie line…

Jenny Jackson: All I know is a brother that has more than one woman and is looking for some more is a pimp.
Drayton Jackson: Well, that covers just about every man *I* know.

This is just one exchange in the movie, How to Be A Player.  It is the life that most men try to live at some point in their life.  The plot is relatively simple, in that we all know someone who can or does play the main character Dray, who seemingly has all the ladies and knows exactly what to tell them. Hit the break to see the plot and to see it imitated in real life…

Drayton “Dray” Jackson (Bill Bellamy) is a playboy with only one goal in his life: to have sex with as many women as possible. While he is doing that, he is busy trying to keep these women a secret from his girlfriend, Lisa (Lark Voorhies). But, Dray’s sister, Jenny, (Natalie Desselle-Reid) and her friend Katrina (Mari Morrow) strategize to invite all the women Dray has been playing to the same party that he is attending.

I have the fantasy that I had a Rolodex of women that I could call and have them free and available to service my desires.  I mean, I am a man who likes women…what would you expect?  As I got older, I began to see the holes in this strat….mainly, what would happen if I was in the situation that Dray was in at the party?  Oh yeah, that is what they call “Cheaters”….they already have a show for that. Or, you could point to Drake and the Young Money set. (although Wheelchair Jimmy aka Drake busts his ass dancing on stage….)

Now, this post is not to write about pimping.  It is to show that life influences art and vice versa.  A man in Wisconsin took it to the extreme, and it didn’t work out great for him.  This is another chapter in “When Keeping it Real Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong…”

4 Wis. women accused in lovers’ quadrangle plot

By ROBERT IMRIE

Associated Press Writer

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Now, this has a total Misery vibe to the scenario…

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

I don’t know what is worse, the hobbling technique, or the crazy glue to the jink…

Now it’s the women who face punishment, perhaps six years in prison, and at least one said Monday the story has gotten twisted and she’s embarrassed.

“I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life; an emotional wreck,” Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said in a telephone interview from her home. “I am ashamed.”

Wendy L. Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...another side piece for the Dbag....

Wendy L. Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...another side piece for the D'bag....

Sewell, Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, and the man’s wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony. Ziemann also is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.

The women are free on $200 cash bails. Investigators say all the women but Belliveau were romantically involved with the man. Online court records didn’t list defense attorneys for any of the women Monday.

Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...The one that he was NOT romantically involved with...its like I need a little Maury meter to help me keep track of all the players in theis romantic comedy/drama

Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...The one that he was NOT romantically involved with...its like I need a little Maury meter to help me keep track of all the players in this romantic comedy/drama...but she is the sister of the ringleader, so she is around for moral support...

How are they freed on 200 dollar bonds?  I mean the guy was a class A douchebag, but really?  200 dollars?  That’s it? WOW….

The Associated Press is not naming the man’s wife to protect his identity as an alleged victim of sexual assault.

Tracy M. Hood-Davis, of Fond du Lac, faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...this is the wife of the dirty rotten scroundrel

Tracy M. Hood-Davis, of Fond du Lac, faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...this is the wife of the dirty rotten scoundrel

The women’s plot for revenge unfolded last Thursday at the Lakeview Motel about 30 miles southwest of Green Bay in the tiny village of Stockbridge near the scenic shores of Lake Winnebago.

It looks miserable there...

It looks miserable there...especially when you figure that some bastard is about to have his tool superglued...

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with “sheer sheets” and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a “rub down” by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room with a text message.

Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...So who is getting charged for Supergluing his penis to his stomach?  Or are they going to go with, He thought is was lube...he did it to himself...

Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment...So who is getting charged for Supergluing his penis to his stomach? Or are they going to go with, "He thought is was lube...he did it to himself..."

Memo to guys, being bound and pillow cased is usually a bad thing, unless you have a lot of trust in your partner.

Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaints. The man told investigators he also was threatened with a gun. Ziemann told investigators she didn’t have a gun but may have told the victim, “Do you know how much I want to shoot you?”

So clearly, Ziemann was the crazy one.  You were bound to run into her, since you were playing four women at once.  50 percent of women are crazy, so there was someone there co-signing on the attack as well….

He started screaming and the women rushed off fearful that he could get loose and hurt them but allegedly took his wallet, vehicle and cell phone.

This has a crazy, 9 to 5 feel to it when the captured Dabney Coleman and kept him hostage until he made a series of improvements in the workplace..

The Cast of 9 to 5, almost thirty years later...Dolly still has the girls looking good...wait, does that make me a bastard?  Only if I try to get with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda as well...

The Cast of 9 to 5, almost thirty years later...Dolly still has the girls looking good...wait, does that make me a bastard? Only if I try to get with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda as well...

Ziemann told investigators she met the man online through Craigslist, fell in love and paid for his use of a room at the motel for the past two months. She said she gave him about $3,000. Then last Wednesday, she learned from the man’s wife that he was married, had other girlfriends and was “using them for money.” She expected the money to be repaid, according to the documents.

This guy makes it hard for other guys who are using CL for hookups.  Women already don’t trust men, now men have to deal with this asshole?  But, this dude was able to get her to pay for a hotel room for TWO MONTHS?  and got 3,000?!?! His “rap” must have been good…

During Thursday’s confrontation with the man, Ziemann told investigators Sewell asked him, “Which one do you love more?” and the man’s wife made a derisive remark about him being scared.

The man got free from the bed by chewing through one of his bindings, went outside and borrowed a telephone from the motel owner to call police.

Ziemann and Belliveau are sisters and Belliveau didn’t do anything wrong, Sewell said Monday. “She was just there for moral support. She wasn’t even dating the guy. She stood at the door the whole time and didn’t participate or nothing.”

Ziemann’s husband answered the telephone at their home and declined comment. There was no telephone listing for Belliveau.

The man had no telephone listing in Fond du Lac.

For the guy, how could you have a listing in the town?  Everyone knows what happened to you, so your face to face game is busted.  Your CL game is busted, because if you are looking in the area, when you meet them, they are going to know about you.  My advice is to move and get a fresh start somewhere else… and follow this advice, the next time you give pimping a go…

Gotta become amidetrxious to pull this off...

Gotta become ambidextrous to pull this off...

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