Octo-Mom: Definition of a PIMP…New Reality show is in the works for the kids….

July 26, 2009

This would have been a better idea, just pimp yourself out and sell advertising

This would have been a better idea, just pimp yourself out and sell advertising

Jon and Kate plus Eight is old news.  Jon has moved on to his 23 year old side piece and Kate is giving up the cakes to the security dude.  Life goes on and you have to keep it moving.  Octo-Mom understands that the only way to get paid is to keep her name in the news.

While I thought she was going away, she has a lifestyle that demands staying paid.  So, what can you do to keep your lifestyle?  PIMP OUT YOUR KIDS!

Associated Press
10:18 AM PDT, July 25, 2009
Octuplet mother Nadya Suleman has signed agreements for each of her 14 children to earn $250 a day to star in a reality television show.
I am not part of the screen actors guild or anything, but that doesn’t seem like a lot of loot.  But, when you total them up, that’s 3,500 a day, the price of a couple pairs of Jimmy Choo’s.
Brittney Morgan stunting with the Jimmy Choo bag and kicks

Eva Mendes stunting with the Jimmy Choo bag and kicks

The contracts filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court guarantee the children will collectively earn about $250,000 over three years. The contracts require a judge’s approval.
European production company Eyeworks has inked the deal with Suleman. Eyeworks lists “Breaking Bonaduce” and “The Biggest Loser” among its television credits.
The show is slated to begin filming Sept. 1, according to the documents.The payments outlined in the contracts say Suleman’s kids will collectively earn $125,000 for 36 days of shooting in the first year of production, $75,000 for 21 days in the second year and $50,000 for 14 days in the third year. Any extra shooting days will be compensated at the same rate.
You know that she will cause the shoot to go over, so that she can get some extra loot.  The kids are mere props to get her paid and to get her some more plastic surgery.
We see this all the time with child actors.  Look at Macaulay Culkin or Gary Coleman.  See how F’ed up their lives are?  Why do you think that we continue to hear about them?
Damn dawg...that is what fighting your parents for your hard earned money gets you...

Damn dawg...that is what fighting your parents for your hard earned money gets you...

At best, maybe you end up like Danny Bonaduce…
To make matters worse, YOU LOST THE FIGHT!
To make matters worse, YOU LOST THE FIGHT!
Suleman and a Website that shot video of her children have faced allegations of labor abuses in recent months. State regulators brought four citations against Web site RadarOnline for their video taping of the first two octuplets to go home from the hospital. The state Labor Commissioner said the Web site failed to get required state permits, videotaped the infants at hours and for periods that were illegal and failed to provide a child monitor during the tapings.A hearing is scheduled on Monday in Orange County Superior Court, in the lawsuit brought by attorney Gloria Allred. Allred asked for a labor investigation and the establishment of a trust for the children on behalf of former child entertainer Paul Petersen, president of a group dedicated to the protection of child performers.

Suleman gave birth to the world’s longest-surviving set of octuplets on Jan. 26. The medical curiosity of their delivery turned to public outrage when it was learned that the single, unemployed mother had been caring for her six other children with the help of food stamps and Social Security disability payments for three of the youngsters. Suleman said previously that some of the disability money was spent on in vitro fertilizations, which was used for all 14 of her children.

A phone call placed to Netherlands-based Eyeworks Holding B.V. Friday evening rang unanswered.

Why would the entertainment company have a comment now?  Nothing that they could say will make this situation better.  I still think that she should have just done porn and gotten it over with.  That way, she is only pimping herself.  She could justify all the plastic surgery and other enhancements and still could make them tax deductible, since they are workplace items…

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