Woman NOT to DATE#2 Woman arrested for stabbing boyfriend after he watched porn and had “Happy Ending”

July 16, 2009

If you were the parent, what could you really say?

If you were the parent, what could you really say?

Really?It wasn’t even someone else who gave him the “happy ending”, it was self-service. But she thought that she would get stabby anyway.  WKBT.com reports the story

A La Crosse woman faces charges for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend after she caught him watching pornography at her home.

According to police reports, 23-year-old Rachel Ferrara came home from work Tuesday afternoon and found her boyfriend masturbating and watching porn in her living room.

Ferrara punched the man in the stomach and kicked him in the groin. Ferrara then went to the kitchen, grabbed a five-inch knife from a drawer, slashed both of his arms and stabbed the man in the stomach.

The man drove himself to Gundersen Lutheran in La Crosse, where he was treated and released.

Ferrara faces reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct charges.

Here are some basic hints

Dont panic...

Don't panic...

  1. Lock the door.  While this may seem basic, this simple step could have prevented dude from getting stabbed up
  2. Know the schedule of your girlfriend.  A simple call to the cell would have both been appreciated by her, and gives you an idea of when she will be back
  3. DON’T MASTURBATE IN THE LIVING ROOM!  Again, common sense, but it seems that this guy didnt follow this simple rule.  It’s your business and no one wants to come home after a hard day’s work and see you doing that…
  4. Pull up your shorts and run.  Why wait for her to get the knife?

The summer of crazy young chicks making the news continues…

One Response to “Woman NOT to DATE#2 Woman arrested for stabbing boyfriend after he watched porn and had “Happy Ending””

  1. Ronin Storm said

    LOL…
    What woman gets angry at her man for rubbin one out? I always get the opposite response. This makes no sense. There has to be more to the story. He must have had some chronic problem or was supposed to be doing something else.Was Palmala banned? Did she believe he didn’t do that sort of thing or he’s got the devil in his pants. I just don’t get it. We need a follow up story.

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