Sahel Kazemi proves why you don’t buy your side pieces or jumpoffs expensive things…

July 7, 2009

because they can lead you to get shot up.

Steve just thought that it might be a hit on his rep, not his life...but jail isnt that bad, is it?

But would you get shot for it?

The timeline is not set in stone yet, but this 20 year old woman was one who liked to get out and party.  The drinking age is 21, so I thought, but when you travel in circles with Steve McNair, that might open up doors that would routinely be closed to you.  (either that, or you drink at where you work, which could cost you your license.)

Aren't you underage?  How do you have that beer?  and by the looks of it, it's a crappy beer like a Corona or something

Aren't you underage? How do you have that beer? and by the looks of it, it's a crappy beer like a Corona or something

Then, after a night of partying and drinking, you get pulled over…

and hauled off to jail,

That has got to be the motto, right?  I mean, drinking and driving is only a crime if you got caught

That has got to be the motto, right? I mean, drinking and driving is only a crime if you got caught

while Steve jumps into a taxi and gets home.

So, you had some time to stew in jail about being arrested…

with that time you had, you decided that Steve was going to take everything away.  Maybe you began to have feelings of abandonment,  since your parents were killed when you were young.  You were not going to have that happen to you again.  You and your new lover were going to die together, romantically, just like Romeo and Juliet

Really??? I bet SHE decided that YOU would wear the shirts...

Really??? I bet SHE decided that YOU would wear the shirts...

So, then you got your gun that you purchased (privately, as to get around the waiting period) go to the condo and sit and stew while waiting for Steve, who is out drinking with the fellas and is probably chasing better tail…

Sahel, there is a LOT of young tail out there for a guy, especially if you are Steve McNair...just ask his wife, since you are the jumpoff...

Sahel, there is a LOT of young tail out there for a guy, especially if you are Steve McNair...just ask his wife, since you are the jumpoff...and Hooters is better than Dave and Busters, you should try to get a job there...oopppss, I mean you SHOULD HAVE...my bad

She would not have reacted like this is you didn’t take her on expensive trips

You can tell he is sprung by the look he is giving her...

You can tell he is sprung by the look he is giving her...

and buy her cars…

Stuntin on them other hoes...but it could have been taken away at any time...

Stuntin on them other hoes...but it could have been taken away at any time...

and think that nothing is going to come of it when you try to leave the spot.  She thought that it was going to be taken away from her and she did the one thing that she could insure that her future would be forever entertwined with Steve McNair…kill him and kill yourself.

For future players, take a lesson from the tragic tale of Steve McNair.  First, listen to my boyz, Sporty Thievez and No Pidgeons…

then listen to my man Riley…

Think about the game…Game recognize game…

Huey: Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?
Granddad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
Riley: Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?
Granddad: I know the game.
Riley: Takin’ women out to eat, givin’ ’em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin’ her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain’t eatin’ cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin’ cheddar biscuits.
Riley: I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.
Riley: Game recognize game, Granddad.
Granddad: I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!
Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin’ kinda unfamiliar right now. I – I can’t… Where’s Granddad? Can I help you, sir?

If you are in a situation like this, then follow my man A Pimp named Slickback for dealing with scenarios like this…

The Pimps Prayer: Let us pray the Pimps Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hos place. Amen.

The Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

Finally, E-40 gives us sage advice…

if only Steve had followed this stuff…

5 Responses to “Sahel Kazemi proves why you don’t buy your side pieces or jumpoffs expensive things…”

  1. Ronin Storm said

    Damn shame. Air McNair whipped over some jumpoff. Steve you weak MF you should have been at home with your wife and kids. Instead you were running the streets with some ho.
    Here’s a picture from your wedding day. Remember this woman? You married her and had 3 children.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2009/07/06/2009-07-06_untitled__3mcnair06m.html

    • Steve said

      Ronin…

      exactly… keep your ass at home…as some hokey movie proved, Love shoulda brought your ass home last night!

  2. Erik said

    “Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda unfamiliar.” Damn I love the Boondocks…

    Oh, and Steve’s girl is looking pretty damn good in that wedding photo.

    side note: calling McNair by his first name is just starting to confuse me. We already have a Steve in our crew…

  3. Steve said

    true dat E, I can run the streets since I don’t have a wifey or kids waiting at the spot for me.

    What is the problem with getting a damn divorce?

    or just spending money on prostitutes? that is why they should be legal…

  4. […] to look towards something positive.  We told you that you can prevent his from happening by not buying your side pieces things, because they become accustomed to getting things.  When you pull back, they will be upset.  Now, […]

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