Octo-Mel Getting it in…Mel Gibson about to have 8th child!

May 26, 2009

Wer made a ton of jokes at her expense

but is she any worse than Mel Gibson?  Is the only reason that we made fun of her is because she is a woman?

Hell no!  we made fun of her becaue she willingly had 8 kids AT ONE TIME!  Without a job!  That is why we make fun of her, coupled with the fact that she already had 6 others, was cause for the ribbing.

But, now it comes out that Mel is about to have his 8th kid.  Do we need to make fun of him for that?

Mel Gibson has confirmed reports his new girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant with his child.

I guess I can see why if felt the need to pull the Beyonce and UPGRADE

I guess I can see why if felt the need to pull the Beyonce and UPGRADE

The Australian actor/director admitted he was going to become a father for the eighth time on U.S. chat show Tonight with Jay Leno last night.

The couple’s pregnancy announcement comes six weeks after Mel’s wife Robyn filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage.

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson at

Mel, I hope you had a pre-nuptial arrangement that will protect your fortune.  If not, they are going to take a bite outta your ass that you will remember.  We all know that you have 50 Cent style disposible income.   But, when you lose half, its going to be noticable.

The 53-year-old actor appeared on Leno’s show to clear up various rumours about his private life.

When Jay asked about Oksana’s alleged pregnancy, Mel confirms: ‘This is true. We’re gonna have a child.’

Jay replied: ‘So that will make 29?’

The father-of-seven laughed: ‘Well, actually eight. I guess I’m Octo-Mel,’ referring to American octuplets mother Nadya Suleman.

Give Mel some credit for both fessing up and being able to poke fun at himself.  That is what he will need to get through this time.  Everyone is going to be in your business and the talking will come about infidelity and the cause of your breakup.  Also, Octo-Mom, you got in the news again.  Way to milk the fame, even though you did nothing to get the notoriety.  That is even better that you don’t look like the attention whore we all know you are.

Discussing his impending divorce, Mel took full blame for their marriage breakdown.

Divorce papers show the couple’s separation date as August 26, 2006 – a month after his controversial arrest for driving under the influence.

Speaking on the Tonight Show, Mel said: ‘My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then.

‘These things happen. It’s unfortunate, it’s sad, but you know she is an admirable woman – we still got kids together. We’re friends.’

So say that now Mel, wait until it comes time to settle up.  Lets see what kind of friends you are then…

When pressed by Jay what went wrong, Mel explained: ‘Look. When it’s all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself.

‘I’m to blame. If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.’

Mel and Robyn, who are both staunch Catholics, have been living separately for nearly three years, but it is thought she decided to file for divorce when she found out about Oksana’s pregnancy.

The Russian singer, 39, is thought to be in her second trimester and already has a 12-year-old son Thomas from her previous relationship to former James Bond Timothy Dalton.

Mel insisted Oksana had nothing to do with his marriage breakdown and he only met her last year, when he signed her to his recording label Icon.

Mel and Oksana went public as a couple at the X Men Origins: Wolverine premiere in Los Angeles on April 28 – just over a week after his split was announced.

The actor is now gearing up for what could be one of the costliest divorces in Hollywood history.

Robyn, 52, has hired celebrity lawyer Laura Wasser, whose previous clients include Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Kiefer Sutherland.

She is seeking custody of the couple’s youngest son Tom, 10, as well as a portion of Mel’s reported £640million fortune.

If I ever had to warn someone about getting married, this is what I would show them, especially if they had a little paper to their names.  This is probably too late for you Mel…

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