Mark Sanchez dating model Hilary Rhoda : Why life is tough as a professional athlete …

May 21, 2009

I wish I had it this tough...

I wish I had it this tough...

Mark Sanchez is doing GQ… and why wouldn’t he?  He is the newly drafted QB of the New York Jets.  Everything is supposed to be bigger and flashier in NY than everywhere else.  That is what they want you to believe. He is also reportedly dating her now.  Chemistry happened on the set, and now they are an item…

This isn’t a post to hate on NY, like we did here (because it does suck…and I am going there TONIGHT! lol) or to hate on USC like we kinda did here (sorry Erik, and you are right, the song girls are my new favorites…)  but to say being a QB must be nice.

I mean winning Super Bowls are nice and all, but wouldn’t you rather have Santa leave this under your tree (or menorah if you are part of or Jewish viewer block, or pole if you celebrate festivas)

Santa, I have been really good this year... I mean really good...

Santa, I have been really good this year... I mean really good...

You may think that is not a really good example, because everyone KNOWS that Tom Brady is a great QB.

Here is Jeff Garcia and his wife Carmella Decesare. 

really?  By the time you got married, he wasnt that good...

really? By the time you got married, he wasn't that good...

We give him Big Ups here, since he is now with the Raiders, but he is an average QB, that bounced around the CFL before sticking with the 49ers.

So, mothers/fathers groom your child to become a QB.  They get all the breaks…so he can act a fool like Joe here….

or make a bunch of money crossdressing like Joe…

because it’s NY!  Enjoy your time and all your loot.  Just invest in your future…rehab, divorce and lawsuits… just in case…

BTW Broadway Joe was really good when healthy…but he had bad knees

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