Rihanna and Chris Brown Breakup…Is Wilmer Valderrama “The Other Man?”

March 25, 2009

or TOM as I like to refer to it…

Rihanna cosies up with Lindsay Lohan ex Wilmer Valderrama

Rihanna (Pic:RexFeatures)

If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she’s going the right way about it.

That was the best pun that they could come up with? “Browned off?”  At least a Brown-out would make sense to people in the ghetto who have had their power shut off due to overuse.  Here is the definition of Brownout.

A brownout is a drop in voltage in an electrical power supply

Or…

Brownout (medical) a dimming of the vision caused by loss of blood pressure or hypoxia (sometimes referred to as a grey-out.

Getting Brownedoff doesn’t make a bit of sense and the sad thing is the person who thought of it is laughing when they see it, thinking that they made a joke.  So, you could have worked Brown in the punchline, but you failed…

She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday.

What does this really mean?  We are guys, and guys that like women like to get cozy with them.  I had a friend over last week and if you saw her and me, you would have said that we were an item, because she was snuggled up in my lap. (Get your mind out of the gutter… I already said she was a friend. ) (P.S. Yes, I am a guy still and those thoughts are ALWAYS running though my mind, but I have freaking control over my hormones…silly rabbit)  She was doing it ONLY to steal my body heat, since she is always cold.  What you see is not always what is reality.  Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear… (Thanks Ben Franklin and The Clipse…)

Wilmer, star of That 70s Show, hosts weekly karaoke nights there. We hear he made a beeline for 21-year-old Rihanna when she walked in.

Our spy says: “Rihanna looked so pretty and Wilmer could hardly take his eyes off her.

Why wouldn’t he?  She is pretty, once you get past the lumps that Chris Breezy left on her already prodigious sixhead, and the ever so slight case of  Downs she looks like she has..

Forget a Missile Shield and TMDs, just use her forehead

Forget a Missile Shield and TMD's, just use her forehead

She wasn’t even put off by his impressive track record. Wilmer once dated Lindsay Lohan and has been linked to Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore. Phew!

Not to hate, I have to give homie daps for getting around the circuit.  But, this should be a warning to RiRi, because look at the dirty tramps he bedded. I certainly hope he wore a hat, or he is tainting the rest of the pool…

Plus, look at her forehead…all lumped up from Breezy

The sunglasses do nothing to cover up your impossibly large eigthhead

The sunglasses do nothing to cover up your impossibly large eigthhead

It was the second time that week that Rihanna was out partying without boyfriend Chris Brown, following their pre-Grammys bust up.

And she didn’t seem to miss him…

But, you probably miss the way B Man  put it on you… in that realm, like E, I have a song…

enjoy…

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