Chris Brown channels his inner Ike Turner on Rihanna

February 9, 2009

This was an original pimp, and quite possibly the first musical pimp in the business. If you do not know who this is, this is Ike Turner. Some people might only know Ike from his former wife, Tina, but Ike was a musical genius. Ike managed to make his music relevant well into the 70’s, even though he got his start in the 50’s. The ability to maintain relevancy in music is key. What is hot now, is trash tomorrow. Many things that you are bumping now in your IPOD or stereo, we will be laughing at in a few years.

Ike Wister Turner (November 5, 1931[1][2]December 12, 2007) was an American
musician, bandleader, talent scout, and record producer. His first recording, “Rocket 88” by “Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats,” in 1951, is considered by some to be the “first rock and roll song” ever. However, he is best known for his work with his ex-wife Tina Turner as one half of the Ike & Tina Turner revue. Spanning a career that lasted half a century, Ike’s repertoire included blues, soul, rock, and funk. Alongside his former wife, he was inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1991 and in 2001 was inducted into the St. Louis Walk of Fame. Turner won two Grammy Awards.

Now, Ike DID beat the hell out of Tina, and he did it for years. One might say that the man wanted to keep his investment in check. If you are happy with where you are today, then you have to embrace all the things that you went through to get there, since changing a factor will lead down a different path. Before our readers think that I am condoning Ike beating Tina, I am not… I’m just sayin’…

BIGGIE is running through my head… beatin’ muthafuckers like Ike beat Tina…

Chris Brown was channeling his inner Ike with his girlfriend Rihanna…this is them in happier times…

I am not one that is really feeling Rihanna. I have always maintained that she looks like she has a touch of the downs syndrome and she has an eight head. Her music doesn’t do anything for me either. I guess Chris got fed up with her talking and such. With Valentine’s Day coming up, you might be looking for the perfect gift to give to your mate. You want to give them something that they will remember forever. Rihanna reportedly took that thought too far…

Chris Brown Arrested for Attacking Rihanna

Los Angeles, CA – In what has been developing news since early Sunday morning in Los Angeles, Chris Brown has apparently been involved in a scuffle with a female victim who has been identified as Rihanna. Brown was said to have fled the scene, which resulted in a warrant issued for his arrest. He later turned himself in to the authorities late into the evening. He is under investigation for domestic violence felony battery.

Both Rihanna and Chris Brown were set to appear and perform at the Grammy awards later on that day. Apparently the story began around 12:30am early Sunday morning. Witnesses say that Brown was seen arguing in a car with a female passenger when it further escalated. A bystander later called 911 when they were seen arguing outside the car. When the authorities arrived, the female victim was seen with visible injuries on her face; however, Brown was not at the scene but identified him as the suspect. LAPD declined to confirm the identity of the female passenger, but the Los Angeles Times later identified the female passenger as R&B recording artist Rihanna. Sources close to Rihanna are stating that she has pressed charges on Chris Brown.

According to, sources confirmed speculations to them that the whole reason behind the scuffle was Chris Brown accused Rihanna of giving him herpes.

That looks like the herps… you don’t get over that, you can only manage that disease. I would definitely be pissed upon finding out that she gave me something, and I could not get rid of it. I wonder what this will do for their musical careers. That is not a cold sore…You have hit the big time Rihanna, you are another Paris Hilton.  All you need is a sex tape.

2 Responses to “Chris Brown channels his inner Ike Turner on Rihanna”

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