All day yesterday, I thought about what we lost and he still hasn’t fully hit me yet. The music was inspiring, and mood changing. The poetry coming from Tupac could be a total attitude adjustment.

Your music still motivates others...the test of a true legend

A true artist/poet has been gone for 14 years yesterday and his music still inspires others to create good music and tell the stories of the streets that need to be heard by others.  It’s been a long time and that void has not and really will not be filled by others.  That is what makes the loss still so painful.  We need good music, and all we are getting is bubblegum rap for the most part.  We need Biggie, we need Tupac.

They were like brothers...it turned into a modern day Cain and Abel possibly

When I hear Dear Mama, I think of my own mother, who passed away over twenty years ago. That song as the ability to make me both happy and sad at the same time. It never fails to pull on th heartstrings.

Me and My Girlfriend always gets me to think about how Jay-Z stole my mans shit, and how clever he was with the word play to talk about the criminality and the love of firearms.

I get around brings back memories of college parties and going out to the club chasing the box. That was an immediate party song that would get people up and shaking.

While I have down down the spectrum to agnostic about religion, Hail Mary brings back time in the church as a little boy. Ronin and I used to be ushers in church and sing in the choir.  We needed forgiveness for the things that we did as kids.

I don’t know if we will have a poet in the same way as Tupac ever again. It really was disheartening to be watching TV in Hawaii this weekend and seeing the VH1 top 100 performers and to see Tupac in the low 60′s. Rap may not be your particular cup of tea, but to disrespect him and have Rage against the Machine, Cheap Trick and others ahead of him is ludicrous. But, rap music wasn’t even on this list the last time they did it, so it is baby steps…but Beyonce is ahead of him? child please…

We will never know what really happened that night in LV, but, I miss you and mourn would could have been.

This is truly the shit that got me mad.

Gotta look good for my girl....

It is worth noting that rapper Young Noble, who appeared on several songs on The 7 Day Theory, stated in an interview that the Nas song “I Gave You Power” served as a main inspiration for Shakur’s “Me and My Girlfriend.”[8] Long time friend and producer Shock G recounted: and in the “Intro/Bomb First (My Second Reply)” the first 3 seconds Shakur states “Shoulda shot me,” which has been incorrectly reiterated by a certain portion of the hip hop population as “Suge shot me,” due to the low volume of the voice.

Now, the reason why Jay is lower in my book is that he didn’t just sample, he straight jcaked Tupac’s song.  You know Tupac would have had a hot diss track to Jay stealing his shine.  If Tupac is alive, I don’t think that this song is made, because I don’t think that he would have had the balls to steal from a living legend.

’03 Bonnie & Clyde” is a song by Jay-Z featuring R&B singer Beyoncé. It incorporates elements from the songs “Me and My Girlfriend” by 2Pac, and “If I Was Your Girlfriend” by Prince. “’03 Bonnie & Clyde” has lyrics written by Jay-Z and was produced by Kanye West for Jay-Z’s seventh studio album The Blueprint²: The Gift & the Curse.[1] It can also be found on the international editions of Beyoncé’s solo debut album Dangerously in Love.

Released in 2002, the single reached number 4 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100, becoming Jay-Z’s second top ten single and Beyoncé’s first top ten single as a solo artist. It also reached number two in the UK, where it featured an album cover distinct from the U.S. cover.

The song caused conflict between Jay-Z and Toni Braxton when Braxton claimed that the song copied her use of “Me and My Girlfriend.”[2]

This was Jay’s way of showcasing Beyonce as a solo artist, so I guess that has some merit, but the tenor of the song is about thugging and the love of guns.  While you can argue that Jay is providing a literal interpretation of the song and of Bonnie and Clyde, it was wrong to jack the beat.  You can make the song, but have a different beat, and this is not an issue.  But, I bet the song is not as hot either…

Quit being so selective and I am sure you will find someone who will help butter your biscuits

Quit being so selective and I am sure you will find someone who will help butter your biscuits....Maybe it's the sour look on your face that prevents someone coming up to you and wanting to make out with you....

Really?  They have to make a rule about it?  What if I am just going to hit it softly and not bother anyone?

This reminds me of a local rap group that helped Tupac get some shine early in his career, Digital Underground and their song, “Freaks of the Industry”

The main part of the song that reminds me of college is this one. It is also the reason that I never lived in the dorms.  Ever.  Period.  Gotta become my own man.

Say you’re G’in’ [G'in'?]
Nobody else is seein’
And the freak that you’re wit’ is in front of you,
Bendin’ over naked, and she’s leanin’ on the dresser [Ooh yeah]
You’re lookin’ at her from the rear [Yeah]
She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]

Wow, and she really got better with age if that is possible.

Wow, and she really got better with age if that is possible.

Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career, Read the rest of this entry »

When I first heard that the deal was finalized, I had this song going through my head…

I love young Tupac, being wild, funny and lyrical with Digital Underground providing comic relief and a flow that keeps you in a summer mood.  I will also take this time to give a belated birthday shout out to Tupac, who would have been 38 this June…

Born June 16th 1971

Born June 16th 1971

Shaq is chasing fame and it is fleet of foot.

hopefully, its for nothing that would make your parents cringe...

hopefully, it's for nothing that would make your parents cringe...

Fame must be one of those things that once you have it, you constantly crave it, like getting upgraded to first class accommodations.  He is still a big enough star to help force a deal. This is a deal that I can get behind for both teams, for different reasons. The Los Angeles Times is reporting what seems to be a done deal now…

If the deal is done today, it will be remembered as the day the Clippers got Blake Griffin (that’s nice) and the Cavaliers got Shaquille O’Neal (HOLY MT. OLYMPUS, SHAQ AND LEBRON JAMES TOGETHER!).

gsgHopefully, the look on Shaq’s face isn’t because he is going become a stinker for Cleveland and LBJ. I mean he is moving from the “magic potions” that the Suns used to keep him in shape…

The deal being discussed is similar to the one they discussed at midseason, with the Cavaliers getting a center, and the Suns getting cap relief.

The package the Suns would take back, according to Yahoo Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski, is almost comical: Ben Wallace, who’s retiring and may accept a buyout; Sasha Pavlovic, whose salary is only partially guaranteed, and the 46th pick in today’s draft.

Shaq gets to upstage the entire NBA draft!  We don’t look at the draft as the Blake Griffin show, now the discussion has to be about Shaq and LBJ.  But, Shaq is the master of this type of self promotion…remember this?  (BTW I thought it was smooth…)

Here is the reason why I love it for the Cavs.  It shows LBJ that you were serious about getting him some more help.  What you gave up was not in the core rotation, so that is undisturbed.  The matchups still remain the same and this team won 66 games last year.  The teams that you have to watch out for still remain the same in Boston and Orlando.

Boston right now is hard to predict, because it sounds like they are about to undergo massive upheaval.

• The Rajon Rondo trade talk is still alive despite Danny Ainge‘s attempts at spin control. In speaking to the media Tuesday, Ainge was pretty adamant that if the Celtics trade Rondo, it will be to make their team better and not because of any problems with Rondo.

I’m not sure I totally buy that. Rondo was the best player for the Celtics in the playoffs, a triple-double machine and the bridge between their present and their future. How would trading Rondo away make the Celtics better?

I’m more persuaded by what several league sources told me about Doc Rivers‘ relationship with Rondo. They say Rivers has told them Rondo is “impossible to coach” and “stubborn.” The worry is that if the Celtics give him a big contract extension next year, he’ll be even more unmanageable in the future. So the Celtics are trying to trade him now, while his trade value is high, to avoid a very difficult decision a year from now.

So, you are a triple double machine AND the team is taking offers for your services?  That reinforces that you are a piece of meat…unless you are KG or Paul Pierce.  Rondo, hopefully you are going to come back humble and hard working.  But your reputation preceeds you.  That is why my dad was a big believer (actually had to take the time to email him and say what up…) in saying that your word is the most important thing that you posess.  Here is what Bill Burt posits about Rondo

Everything was going too swimmingly for Rajon Rondo.

Starting point guard for the Boston Celtics. World Champion. Reebok commercials. Triple-doubles galore. Recognition as the next “great” point guard.

All by age 23.

This is the same Rajon Rondo who, on draft day in 2006, drew this comment from ESPN college basketball expert Jay Bilas, “The problem is he can’t shoot.”

Rondo still can’t shoot, but he can run an offense.

Now comes the dirt.

He’s pig-headed. He’s not a leader. He’s been tardy too many times to games, including a playoff tilt. And, maybe worst of all, he wants to be among the richest players in pro basketball.

And lest I forget, he still can’t hit the open jump shot.

Clearly, you are getting a little to big for your britches.  With that type of movement possible ( not to mention that Ray Allen is looking for a three year extension, which is making management offer his services around with Rondo) makes the Celtics window of dominance potentially shrink.  Here is what your coach and GM have said about you in the past. (Thanks to Bluegrass State)

“He’s stubborn,” Ainge told ESPN’s Jackie MacMullen. “He doesn’t always take direction well. He’s very bright and knows what he needs to do to be successful. But sometimes he doesn’t understand what the team needs to be successful.”

Earlier in the season, head coach Doc Rivers said this to Rondo:

“Do you know your teammates hate playing with you? … The point guard has to be the guy that brings energy to the team. You can’t be the guy that sucks it away. Your moodiness is affecting us. Change it.”

For that reason, the Celtics are not the team that you attempt to build your team to beat, you clearly have to beat the Magic to contend for the Crown.  With Shaq, you can have an effective counter to Dwight Howard.

The other thing is that you preserve your other talented center, Big Z.  Now, he can be regulated to only playing about 20-25 minutes.  This allows Cleveland to be more flexible.  With Shaq, they have a tremendous low post presence.  You can pound the ball down low, trolling for easy shots and silly fouls on Howard.  While this is not the best strategy late in the game if you are behind, it can be an effective way to foul out Howard and get fouls on people coming over to double team.  That killed the Magic against the Lakers.

The second look that it provides is allowing the Cavs to have the Eastern Euro look, without having to actually have greasy Europeans on your team.

two greasy Euros for the price of one... Sasha Vujacic of the Lakers and Fabricio Oberto formerly of the Spurs (recently traded to the Pistons)

two greasy Euros for the price of one... Sasha Vujacic of the Lakers and Fabricio Oberto formerly of the Spurs (recently traded to the Pistons)

Now, the Cavs can have a lineup that can spread the floor and allow LBJ to be the facilitator.  The Cavs do some standing around with LBJ, watching him work.  If you can space the floor with some shooters and make it suicide for a team to double, that might be the impetus to get LBJ and the Cavs into the NBA finals.  ESPN gives another reason to like the deal…

The Cavaliers also were in talks with New Orleans about obtaining Tyson Chandler. If they had not made the trade for O’Neal, they would have traded for Chandler, according to a source.

The Cavs believed O’Neal was the better option because he has just one year left on his contract, and will not eat up cap space that will enable them to pursue players such as Chris Bosh in next summer’s star-studded free-agent class.

It’s all about flexibility and preserving options to keep LBJ at home. Plus, Chandler doesn’t have enough bump in the trunk to deal with Howard.

I like this for the Suns as well.  Shaq dominated the ball while he was in Phoenix.  When he touches the ball, it slowed down the “beautiful game” style that Steve Nash and Leandro Barbosa like to play, with the influenced D’Antoni/Nolan Richardson 4ominutes of hell/7 seconds or less type of play.  Both styles are not going to be enough to get the Suns past the Lakers.  The question is will that style get them past San Antonio, Dallas, Denver, Houston, Utah  and New Orleans.  There is obvious a lot of talent in the West.

Losing Shaq comes with some financial and emotional rewards with Phoenix.  First, they do not have to trade Amare.  This gives them some money to play around with.  It also keeps him happy.  I don’t think that Amare enjoyed the second fiddle role with Shaq in tow.  The financial rewards are explained in the ESPN article.

For the Suns, the O’Neal trade is a straight salary dump. Pavlovic’s $5 million contract next season is only partially guaranteed, for the amount of $1.5 million.

Factor in the disparities in the contracts among Wallace, Pavlovic and O’Neal, and the team will save $4.5 million next season.

However, factor in the savings the Suns will reap on the luxury tax, and it will be closer to $10 million in savings. That would be amplified if Wallace decides to retire and the Suns buy him out of his contract for less than the $14 million he’s owed next season.

Phoenix is the Wu-Tang of the NBA right now.

and it helps to kick start the rebuilding process that needs to happen.  Grant Hill and Steve Nash are past their prime days and are close to the pasture.  It is time to restock and reload.  Lopez was a great catch last year, but you have to develop some more talent and stop selling your draft picks.

Not to Kanye and/or Amber, although after the other pictures on the blog, you would never really know.  Especially with how freaky Madonna is AND how freaky Amber Rose is.

But, Madonna likes guys, since they can help her have another kid and they have “equipment” that plumps when you cook it… nah, that’s Ball Park Franks.

She like-a the juice…

Which can and might lead to marriage… The Daily Mail reports….

Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony, according to the model’s father.

Damn, you can tell you doesnt use IV drugs... look at the veins

Damn, you can tell you doesn't use IV drugs... look at the veins

Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz said:’He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that.’

He was replying to reports the couple are due to take part in a Kabbalah commitment ceremony in New York as soon as this weekend.

This is not a rant about Kabbalah.  I know very little about the religion and about the ceremony.  This is just a warning to Jesus that this woman loves to be in a relationship, but will eventually grow tired of you.  If you are okay with that, then mazoltov!

Despite rumours of a split earlier this year, Madonna and 22-year-old Jesus seem to be going strong and have increasingly been seen out and about in New York of late.

The couple met when they were photographed for W magazine in a hotel room in Rio de Janeiro in December by celebrated photographer Steven Klein.

I wonder did anyone wonder why this 21 year old was being photographed?  And for what?  It clearly isn’t because he has some other talent, outside of his looks…

Madonna’s eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie ended last year, and their decree nisi came through in November.

In the interview Luiz Heitor also revealed Jesus is getting on very well with Madonna’s three children.

‘She has young children and he helps out with them,’ he said.

‘My son is charismatic, he likes children, he has an excellent relationship with her children. He plays football with them.’

Pops, your Jesus is just a kid too, so he should get along with the other children.  Congrats on raising a kid that can get along with his peer group and with actual adults.

But he flatly denied stories the pop star is paying $1,000 a week in English lessons for Jesus – and that she controls his phone usage.

Two basic thoughts upon reading that.  First, where can I get 1k a week to teach English to some foreigner?  You know you are not working more than a couple of hours a day.

Second, I don’ t think that it is true.  She is probably paying 950 a week.  She is a bargain hunter and she JUST GOT DIVORCED.

He said: ‘Those stories are lies, made up when the press have no information. He already spoke English long before meeting her, when he lived with an aunt in the US.

‘It’s also a lie that he can’t speak on his cell phone near her.’

In fact, he says even he has spoken to Madonna and she was very pleasant.

‘We’ve already spoken on the phone, in French because I don’t speak English fluently, and she seemed like a normal person,’ he said.

‘She is calm, feminine – I didn’t feel any harshness. She was very polite.’

OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO BE POLITE!  She is talking to you on the phone.  Did you think that she was going to be a dragon in the phone to you?  You know her LESS than I do and that’s sad, since I don’t know her at all…except that I know people…

How did she know that she was feminine?  I mean, she sounds like a woman, but don’t you need more than that to conclude that someone is feminine?

And he adds that his son is not one to be easily taken by money and glamour.

‘Obviously, he likes what is good, but he is not one to be impressed by materialism,’ said Luiz Heitor.

Meanwhile, it seems Jesus’ career is definitely picking up. He has just done shoots for various international magazines and taken part in a fashion show in aid of HIV research.

According to friends, as well as working he is getting DJing classes and working out two hours a day with a personal trainer in New York.

I bet that it helps to have Madonna on your side while you are “taking” DJing classes.  You should do it the way most people get their start, which is interning at a radio station. …which Madonna could hook it… forget it… You are about to be hooked the fuck up and I aint mad at ya

To all of our faithful readers out there in cyberspace, happy holidays. You might have missed us, but we miss you more. One particular commenter noticed that I have not made a post in a while. Unlike some of the Too Old crew, I have been working double duty and some cases triple duty this holiday season. Niggas are losing their jobs, and it’s not the economy, it’s that I have been collecting them to make extra scratch! Not only am I working the regular grind teaching, but I am trying to get my hustle on at Santa Clara, and I am coaching womens basketball. With time constraints like that, coupled with the simple challenge of living and trying to have a little fun, something has got to give and it has been my posting.

Well, I am back to attempt to moisturize my situation and make things right in cyberspace. A little sports tidbit came out that mentioned Jermaine O’Neal slapped Karrine Steffans on the azz. Many of you know this woman. You might not know the name, but maybe the face rings a bell…

No, the one of the right is Halle Berry, and you know how we feel about her here. We love you Halle! In the middle is HBO’s latest playa, Bill Maher. Politically Incorrect was funny until 09/11/2001, when you couldn’t make jokes about the government anymore. On the left, is the infamous Karrine Steffans. If you didn’t know the name, you might know her by her other moniker, Superhead.

link is here too

Normally nicknames are to be earned. We frown on self promotion or gloss. But, in this case, it is deserved.

Now, doing porn doesn’t make you famous or good at what you do. In this case, I would have to agree that the moniker is well deserved. Here is a link to show her at her best (WARNING! If you couldn’t tell, this link will take you to a video that is ADULT in nature. THIS IS NOT A WORK APPROPRIATE VIDEO! Consider yourself warned…) http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=19645

Now, for another test. (Take a break if you need to clean yourself up…) What is the difference between these two ladies?

Give up? Well they both are famous because of a leaked sex tape, but only one has a future in the activity. (Editor’s note… Making a porn doesn’t make you news. Does anyone remember A Night in Paris?

My point exactly.) Sometimes doing the porn only exposes you for who you really are… Paris, you are rich BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTS. We would not have cared about your porn, if you didn’t have the Hilton name. You would be some random attractive blond girl who is actually not that good in the sack.

Some of us here are ga-ga over Kim K, but I really don’t see it. I think that she is clearly attractive and has a great backside, but really, what else is she bringing to the table? Okay, the magic box enthralled and got Reggie caught up in the rapture. Thanks Kim, you have wrecked many a man (and some women) fantasy team with the voodoo you placed on Reggie. Maybe the box was so good that Reggie got weak in the knees and they couldn’t withstand the brutality of the sport. But, whatever the reason, your man stunk this year at the game of football. Outside of the attachment to Reggie, what are you good for? Your show is a joke and the fact that you are pimping yourself out must make your dear old dad roll over in the grave. (R.I.P. O.J. Lawyer….if you were still with us Robert, OJ would not be in the predicament that he currently finds himself in right now.) I had to even watch an episode when you pimp out Bruce Jenner, since he is tapping your mom now.

At least Karrine has street smarts. Her business is already in the streets. Do you really think that stupid rappers and athletes are going to keep the tryst a secret? Heeeaaalllll nah! They are going to tell a friend and they mommas friend and so on. At that point, what does your silence get you? We are still going to think the same of you.

One, we think that you get around, like a Tupac song (hint, hint E?)

here as well

Two, we would love to tap that…

Three, make sure we wear a double strength condom (On a separate note, why hasn’t someone capitalized on that? Bagman! The double strength condom, for when you are not sure who make times she has been around the block! Now with two ply for extra protection!)

Now, here is where I am going to be guilty of the double standard Karrine. I am fine with you making and selling a porn (you too Kim, although Ray J really pimped you in that one…since he produced it and you HAD to go along with it. In fact, you got more cred doing the video than for anything else, like your girl Paris.) and the fact that you have written two books about it. That is the money driven street Hustler that is attractive. But, when you are pandering in the press for more attention and attempting to blow down someone’s house with a story about HOW JERMAINE O’NEAL slapped you on the ass, just move on. You have jumped the shark and your time is over.

The video for this is here… I didn’t bother to watch it, since what could it tell me that I already didn’t know? You could also just call the cops if you really felt assaulted by him. Why just post it on the internet? In one part of the video, I hear that she tells him that now this is all over the internet, like a blackmail scheme gone bad. Just sit down, continue to do your bizness, and keep it moving… no one has time for pettiness.

Look at this picture. Do you know who this family is? It’s the Fritzl family, Rosemarie and Josef. Look at the picture closely. It seems like a normal portrait picture, even with the portrait in the background of some children playing in a music recital. You would think that this could be a picture of your grandparents (if you were Austrian and white) commemorating their 50th wedding anniversary. Unfortunately, this is where the story takes a horrible turn…

You see, Josef Fritzl is an animal. Not in the biological sense that we are animals, (like Meth and Red in the Da Rockwilder)

(Haters don’t touch, weigh us both up
now my neighbor doped up
got the cable hooked up. All channels
lift my shirt all Mammal
you ship off keys and we ship Grand Pianos.)

because we are, but this dude should be taken out back and shot summarily like Old Yeller.

(except I wouldn’t cry at this one like the boy does in the movie, I would jump for glee that one more sick bastard was eliminated from the planet. Old Yeller was tight and was the ultimate protector, which any father should be for his child.)

Josef Fritzl was the 73 year old who kept one of his daughters as a prisoner in the basement of his house for 24 years. This enough would win him “Worst Father of the Year” but he decided that he wanted to shoot for “Worst Father of the Millennium”. He won the award in a unanimous vote when he decided that he should rape his daughter and have kids with her. He blames Hitler…

THE HITLER LEGACY

Born in 1935 in the shadow of Nazi Germany and 90 miles from the childhood home of Adolf Hitler, much has been speculated about the influence of the Third Reich on Fritzl. He was three when Hitler paraded through Amstetten days after the Nazis annexed the country, to the delight of many Austrians.

During the war, an extension of the notorious Mauthausen-Gusen concentration camp was built in the town. Fritzl admitted: “I grew up in the Nazi times, and that meant the need for people to be controlled and to have respect for authority.

“I suppose I took on some of these old values in. It was all subconscious, of course. Yet despite that I am not the monster that I am portrayed as in the media.”

Of course, lets blame the media for all the problems. I am glad that rap music was not around during this time period, or it would have gotten its fair share of the blame as well.

Brief aside, the woman on the left is C. Dolores Tucker. She is a relatively interesting woman that I would normally be down for. She marched with Dr. King to fight out against the injustices faced by African Americans and she was huge in helping various pushes for education. She lost me on the fight against rap music and the need for more regulation. It is clear to me that her crusade was an unsuccessful one in the fight against rap music. She is put on blast by everyone from Jay-Z, Tupac and the Game, just to mention a few that feel to call her out by name.

The next picture is a picture of the man who created the internet and his family. On the left is Al Gore, followed by his wife Tipper and Al Gore Jr. Tipper Gore co-founded the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) in 1985 (with Susan Baker, who I will get to in a minute) as a response to her daughter listening to Darling Nikki by Prince. The words are provided below…

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end…}
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

Maybe Tipper should have spent less time trying to be the parent of all kids and just try to be a parent to her OWN kids and maybe things like this would not happen.

Al Gore’s son was charged with felony drug-possession charges and lesser offenses related to his July 4 speeding stop, authorities said Friday. And a law enforcement source tells PEOPLE that Gore had 140 Vicodin pills and “dozens” of other prescription drugs. This was his 2007 arrest in the PRIUS speeding down the highway at 2:15am. He was also popped another time for drunk driving in Virginia and has caught with weed one more time, so it is clear that he has a problem with the drugs.

In addition, your program just didn’t work, in fact in insured the opposite would happen. Even though the PMRC was meant to do damage to record sales of the artist who made the songs with explicit lyrics, Bret Michaels of Poison, Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe, and Frankie Banali of Quiet Riot all stated on Vh1‘s “Heavy: The Story of Metal” that the PMRC was one of the best things to happen to rock music since it almost guaranteed that disgruntled children would buy the record in question as a way to rebel against their strict parents.

I wonder if this was the reason that your son turned to drugs. Maybe… Susan Baker, more time with your husband and less time worrying about what I am listening to might lead to you talking to your husband about his failed Iraq policy or the other missteps he has taken as a political figure, like overseeing the recount that insured that your friend and co-founders husband would not win the 2000 presidential election. Thanks for leading the charge to stop the recount to insure that we would have 8 years of W! But, I digress from the topic at hand…

Never forget that the monster exists. Josef Fritzl has no real excuse for the crimes against humanity that he perpetrated. That he would attempt to justify or blame others for his sheer acts of violence is laughable at best. He says that he waited to have sex with his daughter Elizabeth until she reached of age. He calls youthful sex offenders monsters… That is clearly a case of the pot calling the kettle black. If you look at his answers to the police, you can see that he is not crazy.

So in August 1984 when she was 18, he locked her in a tiny cellar room. In sickening detail, he spoke of what he claims was his first sexual encounter with his daughter, then 19.

He said: “My desire to have sex with Elisabeth also got much stronger as time went by. We first had sex in spring 1985. I could not control myself any more.”

He said she did not fight back but that she cried quietly, making small whimpering noises. “I knew that Elisabeth did not want it, what I did with her. The urge to taste forbidden fruit was just too strong.”

He clearly understood what he was doing was wrong, but he didn’t control those urges.

I am going to make sure from now on that I get some nice things for my father for Father’s Day. I know I have forgotten the holidays some, and not given the tightest gifts other times, but I am going to work on that and make a pledge to do better…

Josef Fritzl wins Diabolical Hater of the Year for last 24 years…

If you haven’t heard the new song “Boyfriend” by Brandi’s Lil bro Ray J then you just haven’t heard the greatest diss song ever. “Boyfriend” now takes over the #1 spot, surpassing Tupac’s Biggie diss with Hit Em Up. The song from his new album All I Feel suggests Whitney’s marriage failed as a result of her husband’s (Bobby Brown) poor love-making techniques. On track Boyfriend, he sings: “Is that your wife, is that your shorty? Well I’m her boyfriend… I think the problem is you don’t beat it right… Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes.” You can even hear him laughing in the background. Question is was Crackhead Whitney also on the track. Here are the lyrics and video…

yea creep with me
take you on a mission
yeah, i know its crazy
let me talk to you about some deep shit

I met you girl
I text you girl
I sexed you girl
and she loved it
we share affection
special connection
and no matter how you feel
she’s gonna do what she will
she said she needs you
she’ll never leave you
and you can sleep better now that you know it
and im not here to
take your position
she just needs to be rubbed a little different

Is that your wife? (huh)
Is that your shawty? (huh)
so thats your wife? (that’s my wife)
well i’m her boyfriend

Is that your wife? (huh)
I that your shawty? (shawty)
so that’s your wife?
well im her boyfriend (boyfriend)
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I think the problem is
you dont beat it right
makin’ love is cool
just pull her hair sometimes
she wants to feel like a lover
not a touch for a brother
she wanna wake up body achin’
not fall asleep fustrated
she said she loves it whole
its just somethin’ sexy ’bout me
though all the haters so
what you expect from shawty
remember when you’re gone away
that she’ll always be safe with me

Is that your wife? (huh)
Is that your shawty? (huh)
so thats your wife? (that’s my wife)
well i’m her boyfriend

Is that your wife? (huh)
I that your shawty? (shawty)
so that’s your wife?
well im her boyfriend (boyfriend)

she really loves you
she says it all the time
she really wants to
be with you until she dies
im just a side
temporary desire
you keep her real boy
i’ll be her boy toy

Is that your wife? (huh)
Is that your shawty? (huh)
so thats your wife? (that’s my wife)
well i’m her boyfriend

Is that your wife? (huh)
I that your shawty? (shawty)
so that’s your wife?
well im her boyfriend (boyfriend)

As a single dude, I am always on the prowl for a woman that would be down for me, whatever the situation. Back my play, and then question mea about it later, once we are in comfortable surroundings. Elizabeth Hingston, 24, let her boyfriend break her leg by jumping on it so that the pair could claim insurance proceeds worth the equivalent of $200,000 (Plymouth, England, November). [Daily Mail (London), 11-20-07]

Now the getting caught part is bad, but a chick that would go through this for us is the type of women I am looking for (although any schemes I have jumping off will be less foolish and more thought out).

Laughing at this hairbrained plan got me to thinking about women who “like it rough.” There is a certain look to this type of woman that you can sometimes spot a mile away. Other women do a good job in hiding it, havinga public/private persona split that they rarely stray from. This woman likes it rough… I mean c’mon, she is riding an elephant! (Insert favorite jimmy joke here…lol):

And so did she (R.I.P.)


Any time I see a woman wearing a thong that I (and others) can see tells me that she will (assuming I lay my game down flat) allow me to get to where I am trying to go sooner than other potential targets. I had a girlfriend that enjoyed wearing thongs. In fact, that was the reason that I met her, was I saw that thong, and thought to myself “DAMN, I wanna hit that…” It didn’t go down as quick as I wanted or thought, but it happened and that was the more important part. As our relationship developed, I realized (and she told me explicitly) that I was able to beat up the box in whatever manner I wanted. Once you give that declaration, I am going to pretty much take you at your word.


 

 

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