Carrie Prejean is a total hypocrite: Sex tape and photos at the heart of Lawsuit settlement
November 13, 2009

You mean Chicken of the Sea is actually Tuna? Really?
Now, we are not ones for pageants here at Too Old, but this controversy was too sweet to pass up.
Now, you apologized for the one sex tape that was leaked. Now, there are news of others. The Daily News reports…
It looks like Carrie Prejean spoke too soon when she called her recent sex tape the “biggest mistake” of her life.
Either the seven other sex tapes that have just surfaced aren’t actually salacious, or else the former Miss California has a little more to atone for.
That is a tape I wouldn't mind downloading...but not paying for
RadarOnline.com has just learned that the dethroned beauty queen has no less than eight sex tapes and 30 naked photos to her name. As in her previous sex tape, she performs solo on each video.
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I am not judging. I am just glad to see that you are prodigious in the amount of porn that you are willing to star in. After your book flops, I bet Vivid, or Larry Flynt will pay you big bucks to become a movie star lingerie model video vixen/porn star.

And you do things to yourself? High Five!
Some of the new sexy photographs that have been unearthed Prejean allegedly took herself, of own reflection in a mirror, alternately topless and completely naked.
Which gets me thinking about a joke….
Todays Specials:
Draft Beer $2.50
Cheese Sandwich $3.50
Handjob $10.00
Ali was very excited. He quickly counted all of the money in his wallet and made sure he had enough. He then walked up to the bartender. She was really hot and looked like she was the only one working at the bar that day. Ali asked “Hey Yaar, Are you being the one who is giving the $10 handjobs?”. She smiled seductively and said “Yes, I’m the one who takes care of EVERYTHING“. Ali quickly pulled out his money and said “Baby, wash your hands… because I want a cheese sandwich!”
I don’t know why, but that one just stuck with me. Carrie might be doing that in a few years and I am going to that show with a twenty and she can keep the change…
Prejean created a national controversy earlier this year when she spoke out against gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant. Her stance put her at odds with the pageant committee, which she later sued for libel, claiming she had been discriminated against for her religious views.
Prejean settled out of court on November 3 after her first sex tape surfaced. On Wednesday she threatened to walk off Larry King Live when the host questioned her about the deal.
Perhaps she can chalk up the moment as another error to add to her growing list.
Lisa Nowak, former NASA Astronaut sentanced for attack on her rival: The things that love make us do…
November 11, 2009
Damn, what a difference a professional photograher makes!
The things that we do for love have no boundaries. This morning, on the way to work, I was listening to Angela Yee in the morning on Sirius Radio. She has Saigon, who was being put on blast because of his attempts to get at some video model.
To me, this is no big whoop. We, as men have done a lot of things to get the box. We have driven all hours of the night, flown across country to get the box. I once drove to Iowa from Minnesota to get the panties (and it was worth it and I would do it again…) and I am not ashamed of that. We do what we have to, to get satisfaction.
Meet Lisa Nowak 46, a mother of three. Seems innocent enough, but the Guardian has the story of the tragic triangle love affair that led to this court case.

A former astronaut charged with confronting a romantic rival in an airport parking lot after driving 1,000 miles from Houston to Orlando pleaded guilty today to an attack on a romantic rival.
One thing about the story that I find somewhat hilarious is that Lisa was wearing a diaper, so she wouldn’t have to make any pitstops along the way. Stopping for gas is okay, but a potty break is out of the question.

It's okay now that I am an elected official....right?
Lisa Nowak, a Navy captain, pleaded guilty to felony burglary and misdemeanor battery. She originally had been charged with two felonies — attempted kidnapping and burglary — along with misdemeanor battery.
Nowak confronted her romantic rival, Colleen Shipman, in the parking lot of Orlando international airport in February 2007 after driving from Houston.
Shipman had begun dating Nowak’s love interest, former space shuttle pilot Bill Oefelein.
What this story doesn’t add is some of the backdrop that drove here to act a little crazy.
Nowak and Oefelein had a three-year affair before he left both her and his wife for Shipman. Nowak learned of this when she found copies of emails, many lodged as evidence, including one sent by Shipman when Oefelein was on board the shuttle Discovery.
Now, she found out about the affair and clearly lost her mind.
Wearing a wig and trenchcoat, Nowak followed Shipman to the parking lot and tried to get into her car, then attacked her with pepper spray. Shipman was able to drive away.
Police arrested Nowak a short time later in the parking lot near a trash can where she was seen getting rid of a bag. In Nowak’s bag police found a steel mallet, a knife, a BB pistol, rubber tubing and several large garbage bags.

I guess you have to look good for your court appearance. Shipman is in the background of this shot
“Almost three years later, I’m still reeling from her vicious attack,” Shipman told the judge after Nowak’s plea, holding back tears. “I know in my heart when Lisa Nowak attacked me, she was going to kill me.
“I believe I escaped a horrible death that night,” Shipman said. An appeals court ruled last year that diapers, latex gloves and other items found in Nowak’s car could be used as evidence in a trial that had been scheduled for next month, but her six-hour police interview after her arrest could not. The court said investigators took advantage of the former astronaut, who had not slept for more than 24 hours, coercing her into giving information.
Nowak, 46, is a married mother of three. She flew on the space shuttle in 2006, but was dismissed from the astronaut corps after her arrest and has since been on active duty at a Navy base in Corpus Christi, Texas. Oefelein, 44, also was forced out of Nasa and now lives in Alaska with Shipman.
Well, at least love in one case won out. But, they all lost, since they were all kicked out of NASA when the story broke. I would have to put Lisa in the category of women not to date. But, hopefully, she learned that attempting to keep it real, can go wrong….horribly wrong.
Jeremy Piven says, “If you want bigger breasts, DRINK SOY MILK….it worked on me, so it can work for you too!”
November 6, 2009

Down on the highlights but everything else looks great!
No, he really didn’t say that, but he definitely hinted at the subject title. The Seattle PI gives us the lowdown

First Jeremy Piven blamed sushi for mercury poisoning, and now the actor claims he grew man boobs (aka moobs) from drinking excessive amounts of soy milk.
Jeremy Piven leaves Broadway show on doctor’s orders
“I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I’ve found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts,” Piven told Scottish STV. “I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time.”
Consumer and nutritional sciences expert Jill Hamilton-Reeves told AOL that she learned the 44-year-old Entourage actor was drinking 12 cups (about three-quarters of a gallon) of soy milk a day. “That means he was taking in approximately 360 milligrams of isoflavones a day,” Hamilton-Reeves said. “And isoflavones are what people generally believe to be responsible for any effects in male reproductive hormones.”
Perhaps someone needs a lesson in moderation.
See Jason…this is why we wonder about you and it’s the reason that Ronin was worried about your health. Stay off the soy milk…..
Why I hate Twitter: Are you offended by Meghan McCain’s picture showing her cleavage?
October 16, 2009

Congrats! Instead of being known for your father being a war hero and a senator, you will be known as the big rack daughter of Senator McCain, who was silly enough to post a lot of skin on Twitter....
because the real question is “Why aren’t you butt-A$$ nekkid like all the other wannabe internet stars?”

Glad to see that you are keeping busy on facebook and twitter! Hope that is an American beer, not some foreign swill....Buy American (unless its Newcastle and its not....)
You had to know that the things that you tittered, I mean tweeted about were going to be a story. Now, I am clearly not the modesty police, but if you didn’t want the Twin Towers to become a story, then why are you displaying them so prominently? Its like you want someone to____________ (fill in the blanks in the comments) clearly look at how large your rack is. I am a fan, and I have been a fan. But, please, stop being so butt-hurt about it. The person who posted the picture is YOU.

Jokes will never end....
Grow up. You have to be responsible for your actions. Would you send your grandmother a picture with your boobies all hanging out? Probably not…
Again, this is why you should not use Twitter...plus, pantsuits? Is that a rip on Hillary?
Teachers gone WILD! is a favorite section of mine, notably because I teach. I look around at my fellow colleagues and wonder who could commit an act like this or this and look at themselves in the mirror and feel good with what has become of their life.
With Annette O’Leary and Linda Nef, they have made decisions that will affect the rest of their lifes. But, in their cases, they might be able to escape the spotlight of shame when it comes to their actions. they will never be teachers again, but they can move on with their life and still find and achieve happiness. For Carla, life as she knew it is over and the hope or possibility of redemption and rebirth are slim to none.
CANTON, Mississippi (In Session/CNN) — A Mississippi middle school teacher could face the death penalty after she was found guilty Tuesday of fatally shooting and stabbing her lover’s pregnant fiancé in 2006.
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Carla Hughes taught at the same middle school as the victim’s fiancé, Keyon Pittman.
Keyon, DONT HAVE A SIDE PIECE! How many times do we need to say this before people start to listen?(but more importantly FOLLOW the advice?) You were planning a marriage with one woman, while secretly banging the other out on the side?
But, I will big up you, because the magic stick you must have been giving her had to be so good, it caused her to be able to shoot AND stab another living person, who was not attacking her.
Carla Hughes, 28, sobbed loudly as a judge read the verdicts on two counts of capital murder for the deaths of Avis Banks and her unborn child. The jury also found the slayings occurred during the commission of a burglary, making Hughes eligible for the death penalty.
A jury of nine women and three men are due to return to Madison County Circuit Court Wednesday morning to decide if Hughes should be executed for killing Banks, who was five months pregnant. Their verdict must be unanimous or Hughes will receive a life sentence.
Mississippi is among the states that consider murdering a pregnant woman to be taking two lives.
Madison County district attorneys alleged Hughes killed Banks so she could be with Keyon Pittman, her lover and colleague at Chastain Middle School in Jackson, Mississippi.
Watch the jury find Carla Hughes guilty »
Banks, 27, was found lying in a pool of blood on November 29, 2006, in the garage of the Ridgeland home she shared with Pittman, the father of her unborn child.
She had been shot four times in the leg, chest and head, and then stabbed multiple times in the face and neck as she lay dying, according to medical testimony.
This is why you deserve the death penalty. Even after shooting someone, you would be able to hover over this quivering body and stab them multiple times.
Suspicion initially fell on Pittman, who admitted to having an affair with Hughes, a language arts teacher. Pittman, a key prosecution witness, told the jury he began seeing Hughes one month after finding out his girlfriend was pregnant. He testified that the two met frequently in Hughes’ home and even went out of town together, but he insisted the relationship was based solely on sex.
See Keyon, that is what Steve McNair thought. The booty call was good and you were happy. But, what you failed to realize is that you were playing with someones emotions.
Throughout the trial, defense lawyers maintained her innocence and attempted to cast blame on Pittman, portraying him as a womanizer seeking to avoid the burden of fatherhood.
But prosecutors said they could not link the crime to Pittman, who testified that he invoked his right against self-incrimination during a preliminary hearing when asked where he was the afternoon his fiancée was killed.
This was the smartest thing that you did. For once, someone understood that the things that they said CAN AND WILL be used against you in a court of law. Also, you suppressed the natural response of lying.
Instead, prosecutors alleged that the murder weapons connected Hughes to the crime. The defendant’s cousin testified that he lent her a knife and a loaded .38 caliber revolver the weekend before Hughes’ death. Ballistics tests matched the bullets from Hughes’ body to the gun, which Hughes returned unloaded to her cousin after her first interview with police.
Madison County District Attorney Michael Guest said Banks’ relatives plan to deliver victim impact statements at the sentencing. He said medical testimony will be presented to support the prosecution’s claim that the murders were gruesome and heinous, and warrant the death penalty.
Hughes’ lawyer, Johnnie E. Walls, Jr., a Mississippi state senator, said her relatives will testify in a bid to spare her life.
Damn….V.I.S. or Victim Imapct Statements are the nail in the coffin. They will be very emotional and it will sway people with stories about how great this person was. I think that you are going to be visiting this here…

Lots of belts and straps here....I guess they dont want me to fall....
and I think that you are going to visit this bar. There are not drinks for the patrons, since you are not going to be staying long….

The Hotshot of Death...
When keeping it real goes wrong and Girls Gone Wild: Racist Black lady gets served on a SF Muni bus….
October 9, 2009
Racism is racism…. bottom line. We here call it like we see it.
The fight happened over the number of seats someone was taking. It’s one reason why public transportation really will never work out. There is always someone taking something that doesn’t belong to them.
Rule # 1 Has to be don’t make threats that you can’t keep. That black woman got beat down. The older Chinese woman was using all methods to dispense the beatdown, which I can appreciate.
Brenda never learned….hopefully the woman in the video will…
She unleashed some Calgon on that chick…


Damn that Henny got ni$@@as making bad decisions, like Kayne
R.I.P. Steve McNair, but this is bigger than the loss of a good man and a better QB. You are getting played bro, and you only have a few more days to come to your senses. We tried to warn you earlier, but you didn’t listen, so we will try this again.

Kim and Khloe at Australian Fashion show. Look at Khloe's face. That is the one that you will be waking up to every day....(except when you are on the road and you have your other jumpoffs, or by yourself, which you will come to enjoy....
I really don’t care that you are marrying Chyna. That is your business. But, I want you to remember that she has a thing for Black athletes. Maybe she wants to outdo Kim and have a man that actually can win something as a pro. You qualify.

Look at the Donald. He went broke, got rich again and didn't have to give out his stacks....
Not to have a prenuptial for a woman that you have only recently starting dating is a recipe for disaster. Do not forget that you are in CA, which means your sh!t is now her sh!t now too. E! Magazine tells the story of how Lamar Odom got emasculated.

Remember, you are not too far from this EVERYDAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Khloé Kardashian has nothing to worry about.
Even at his bachelor party last night, Laker Lamar Odom was on his best behavior with his best bros.
While he decided to cancel the big bash at Les Deux that was originally planned, he opted for a small dinner party at STK with Joe Francis, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick (aka Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy), fellow Lakers Ron Artest, Sasha Vujacic, Josh Powell and D.J. Mbenga.
Kobe stood you up? It’s because he knows you are making a mistake. For all that everyone says about Kobe, at least he has a family and his wife seems to be in charge of the family while Kobe is ballin outta control.

Say what you want about Vanessa, but the marriage is lasting hopefully NOT because of the fact that he is still playing and she has hella free time...Plus, look how cute she is. Marrying Chyna is not a good look for a Laker player in LA. That's not what a player would do
Lamar’s crew was even joined by some Clippers, including Baron Davis, Marcus Camby and rookie Blake Griffin, who just happened to be having their own party at the club.
Of course they came to the party, because they want to hang out with winners. You had the B team at your celebration.
Joe, Scott and Rob held court at a table in the main dining room, while Lamar mostly mingled with his basketball boys in the bar area.
Despite one pretty partyer who approached him, Lamar showed little interest in any ladies. Girls were even banned from their booths at Guys & Dolls later in the night. Way to regulate!
See? This is what I mean. You had Joe F. ready to throw you a huge blowout with strippers, hookers and…well what else do you want? Kobe and more of the Lakers might have shown up for the party if it was this type of party.

They like cars and I bet they like basketball
Or since he is Joe Francis of “Girls GOne Wild” maybe a party like this…

now that is the type of party I'm talking about
The only complaint guests might have?
Lamar was tardy to his own party! Teammate Derek Fisher showed at STK at 9 p.m. and waited for Lamar for an hour before ditching to head home to his wife and kids.
Before he left, though, Fisher said he planned to get Odom a whopper of a wedding present: “How about another [NBA championship] ring!”
After dinner, Lamar, Rob, Scott and some Lakers who stayed headed over to Guys & Dolls, where Ron made a toast to his teammate. The guys drank magnums of Ace of Spades champagne.
Lamar was in great spirits, dancing and taking photos with fans. Before calling it a night, he requested Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s “Bonnie and Clyde,” perhaps as a tribute to himself and the bride-to-be.
Another reason why I dislike what you are doing Lamar. Really? At least play the damn original with Tupac. The damn song is about gun love and Jay f’ed up the whole song. Listen to the REAL song.
Although there was a fight that broke out while the boys were inside partying, a source says they weren’t involved.
Remember that other fight that went down at Guys, between Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis?
Speaking of that lawsuit-inducing spat, Jayde’s boyfriend and defender, Brody Jenner, happens to be Khloé’s stepbrother, who wasn’t spotted at the bachelor party last night.
Since Joe threw the party last night, we’re assuming he’s invited to the wedding. And we know Brody’s attending.
The people making the seating chart should have their work cut out for them.
—Additional reporting by Amy Paffrath
Then you got put on blast by your jump-off. I have Bossip to thank for the letter and funny picture.

Really? LO, you can do much better
IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CIRCUS UNFOLD. NOW THAT KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS ANNOUNCED THE WEDDING, I CAN NO LONGER BE QUIET.
I HAVE BEEN WITH LAMAR FOR YEARS. YES WE F*CK. YES HE PAYS MY BILLS. YES…… I HAVE AN APARTMENT. YES HE HAS BOUGHT ME A CAR. YES I WAS WITH HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS BABY MAMA. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A JUMP OFF. I KNOW WE HAVE A CONNECTION. I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.
Yes, you are a jump-off. You give him the freedom to roam like a free safety on Sunday.
I SEE THAT THE KARDASHIANS HAVE MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION, MADE THIS A FAIRYTALE.
LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
LAMAR ODOM IS A DOG. HE CANNOT BE FAITHFUL TO ONE WOMAN. PERIOD. HE WILL WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND WILL REALIZE HE HAS F*CKED HIMSELF. LAMAR IS UNSTABLE. LAMAR IS BIPOLAR. LAMAR HAS GIRLS IN EVERY CITY. KHLOE AND HER FAMILY MAY THINK THEY HAVE STRUCK GOLD – BUT WHEN HE TRAVELS DURING THE SEASON, HE WILL F*CK AROUND. HE HAS F*CKED HER FRIENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN MET. I KNOW MY SITUATION AND I DEAL WITH IT, BUT I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE KARDASHIANS PRETENDING HE IS SOMETHING HE IS NOT.
I DO NOT LIKE HIS BABY MAMA, LIZA. BUT I KNOW HE DID HER DIRTY. WHEN HIS SON PASSED AWAY, HE WASN’T WITH HER. HE WAS WITH ME. HE DOESN’T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS. DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE THAT THE KIDS ARE IN SHOCK. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR OWN DAD’S WEDDING. HE IS RUINING HIS FAMILY AND HIS CHILDREN’S LIVES FOR THIS TRICK NAMED KHLOE. NBA AND NFL D*CK HAS RAN THROUGH THAT. SIX DEGREES OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN. LOOK AT THEIR GOLD DIGGING MOTHER. SHE WHORES OUT HER OWN CHILDREN. I HEAR FROM HIS PEOPLE THAT THERE IS NO PRENUP. WHAT AN IDIOT. I HOPE HE IS BROKE FROM THIS. BETTER BELIEVE I WILL MAKE SURE I CASH OUT BEFORE ALL OF IT IS GONE. HE DID SIGN A HUGE CONTRACT, AFTER ALL.

Damn, Lamar, I didn't know you were this naive...
HIS FAMILY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. HE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PUT IT LIKE THIS, IF YOU ARE BROKE AND BLACK – YOU ARE NO LONGER IN HIS LIFE. TRUE LOVE MY @SS. TAKE NOTE HOW NO BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE THERE. MAYBE A SPRINKLE OF THE ACCEPTABLE ONES THAT KRIS APPROVES OF.
LO, how are you just going to get your business out in the street? Even if the “wedding” is just a stunt for the failing ratings of the show, you are put on front street as a clown. STEP YOUR GAME UP! You are better than this!
Just remember this…not in order, although he was the last one soaking up your fiancees panties….

Khloe, and Derek Ward, RB
that was this year…

This was in MAY OF not 08, but yes of 2009
Then there was Rashad McCants, who more than likely beat the brakes off the box. But, that might have started her desire for basketball players. He is kinda scrubby, so you won’t have to worry about him talking about her on the court.

He was killing it for awhile...
I am not saying that you have to throw on a chastity belt and quit dating, but you should not have the next man’s seed in your shorts going to the next date, like you are Katelyn Faber…
Don’t take it from me, go here to see the merry-go-round.

stay stoic like this, don't borrow anything from anyone and stay away from drugs....
Damn, but you are going to have to stay strong for your seed and your wife and family. This is another sad tale of why you should really exercise your right to remain silent. The Too Old trouble crew would have gotten you out of this one without any prison time…
ESPN.com: NFL [Print without images] Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Burress begins sentence in gun case
ESPN.com news servicesNEW YORK — One-time Super Bowl hero Plaxico Burress was sentenced to two years in prison Tuesday for violating New York’s stringent gun laws and was immediately taken into custody following his hearing. Burress agreed to a plea deal last month and pleaded guilty to a lesser firearms charge. The charges stemmed from an incident late last fall, in which Burress accidentally shot himself in the thigh at a Manhattan nightclub with a gun that had not been licensed in New York.
Former Giants receiver Plaxico Burress carried his son Elijah into court on Tuesday, and then told him goodbye. He is expected to serve about 20 months with credit for good behavior, followed by two years of probation. Burress arrived at the courthouse with his wife and son Elijah, whom he carried in his arms, at 9:41 a.m. Before the sentencing began, Burress asked for and was granted permission by the judge to say one last goodbye to his wife and family, seated in the fifth row of the courthouse. The hearing was brief, as the prosecution and defense told the judge they had previously agreed to the guilty plea and two-year sentence. A









