Hoes on the loose from the Tiger Woods Zoo

with thanks to Bill Simmons for help with the title.

See, more attention seeking hoes popping up...but she kept her mouth shut, so that is something positive in her favor.

See, Tiger, hoes are going to try to capitalize on your fame. Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is the one  holding a sign reading, ‘Tiger- They offered me $500,000- I’m keeping my mouth shut!”, in front of a gate to the Isleworth community where Tiger Woods has a home on December 2, 2009 in Windermere, Florida.

All she wants is ratings. (Unless you really chopped her down, then she is a down @$$ chickenhead)  She is willing to use your problems to raise her stature up.  But that isn’t shocking to me.  Here are some of the latest to step up and claim that you chopped the backs down.

Another silicone injected porn star. Tiger living the life.....

Now Tiger even has a woman claiming that he “used” her hoe services when she was operating. (Wouldn’t it be delicious irony if she got popped for pimping and pandering, since she is copping to the crime?)  The Vancouver Sun gives a small list of the attention seeking women

The list of women Woods is alleged to have slept with includes personal concierge Rachel Uchitel, reality TV wannabe Jaimee Grubbs, VIP hostess Kalika Moquin, minimum wage waitress Mindy Lawton, New York party girl Cori Rist, Vegas lingerie model Jamie Jungers, porn star Holly Sampson, and three-way porn specialist Joslyn James.

They continue…

Also on Thursday, Hollywood madam Michelle Braun has claimed in the New York Daily News that Woods was a regular client, spending more than $60,000 on dalliances with Junger, Sampson and Playboy model Loredana Jolie. If Braun is to be believed, Woods liked to play the back nine in parties of three.

At least this is the type that you whould be banging out. But, for a man of your stature to pay for it...and then have the trust broken is a disgrace.

Like the old saying goes, ” You don’t pay a prostitute for sex….you pay her to leave when you are done.”  But you also pay for the discretion of the action and your business.  The prostitute/John relationship is tantamount to priest/parishioner relationship…you should not spill the beans about anything.

That is what this world is coming to...

What must she be unwilling to do to satisfy his sexual appetite?

Did she stop putting out after the kids?

Whatever it was, this is another fine mess  you got us into.  It is going to take some time, but you are doing right by NOT SAYING ANYTHING!

CATFIGHT! Lamar Odom’s women fight…Claudia Jordan and Khloe Kardashian beefing!

Clearly the winner in the looks department

and this isn’t beef to eat…I went over to Bossip.com and saw this story.

Khloe and Lamar’s ex jump off, Claudia Jordan, had an exchange of words at a Hollyweird party and from what we hear, it wasn’t pretty.  More details on the flipside. Claudia and Khloe, who roll in the same social circles, found themselves in a face to face, verbal altercation at a friend’s home during a small party.  We hear that Khloe went hard on Claudia and damn near made her cry.  But we hear that Claudia had it coming to her because she instigated the whole fight.  Claudia arrived first and then Khloe came in after her, solo.

They initially tried to ignore each other but all hell broke loose when Claudia was heard saying “I can’t believe he left me for a MAN” and “Oh, well… I guess big girls need love, too!” It wasn’t too long before Khloe heard about Claudia talking behind her back and approached her on it. She told her if she wanted to talk trash about her, Don’t do it behind her back! We hear curses and tempers flared as the two went at it. After a while we heard Claudia disappeared.

and once I read it, I said to myself, damn I have been saying the same thing here and here. Postdrama took it one step further and made the Chyna comparisons and pictures

Damn, they do look a lot alike...

Lamar might have married Chyna.  But, Khloe has been looking run down and haggard, like all the attention she so desperately carved is catching up with her.   I hope the pre-nup allows easy access out when you wake up and discovered you married a man.

Plus, Claudia was funny.  I don’t think that Chyna could have come up with jokes like this.  It is a product of the inner-city lifestyle she never lived.

Charlie Weis, you ARE the weakest link…GOODBYE! Notre Dame finally fires him and puts him out of his misery

Charlie Weis? Your limo off campus awaits....

What the heck were you waiting for?  Anyone who could put two and two together knew he was fired.  The “don’t worry about recruiting on the West Coast” was a big hint after the Stanford game… ESPN puts the final nail into the coffin…

Saying its expectations on the field have not been met, Notre Dame fired coach Charlie Weis on Monday after a string of disappointing seasons that was capped by an agonizing four-game losing streak.

A brash offensive coordinator with the NFL champion New England Patriots when he was hired five years ago, Weis excited the Irish faithful with back-to-back appearances in BCS bowl games in his first two seasons.

That clearly ISNT a BCS Championship ring, since ND didn't win one. BTW Who is George?

Let’s really look at what he did.  He was living off the back of Ty Willingham, and he got blasted by Ohio State 34-20.  That is what he did in the first year.  They were so impressed with that 9-3 record, that midway through the season, they gave him a ten (yes that is right, TEN) year extension on his contract.  That is how desperate that they became to get relevant again in college football.  Pat Forde makes another point about the raw deal that Willingham got indirectly…

But as undistinguished as Davie and Willingham were, the Weis era has become a new low. When Willingham’s best recruits checked out after 2006, the program crashed.Weis’ record over the past three seasons: 16-21. Of those 16 victories, three came against opponents that finished the season with a winning record (Navy last year, Nevada and Boston College this year). There were home losses to Navy (twice), Syracuse and Connecticut. There were zero signature victories.

In fact, the only signature characteristic of the past three Weis teams has been folding in the face of adversity. One loss has precipitated numerous losses.

The Fighting Irish began 2007 by losing five straight. In 2008, they lost four of their last five regular-season games. This year, they finished Weis’ tenure by losing their last four.

And after the final defeat, at Stanford on Saturday night, Weis disappeared without facing the media.

One might ask why didn’t they do that for Tye, since during his first year, they were 10-2 and started 8-0…Damn, Weis got on a roll when he lost it.

Since then, one of the nation’s most storied football programs has gone 16-21.

Swarbick says he recommended to the university president Sunday night that Weis be let go with six years left on his contract.

“We have great expectations for our football program, and we have not been able to meet those expectations,” Notre Dame athletics director Jack Swarbrick said in a statement announcing Weis “will not be retained.”

“As an alumnus, Charlie understands those goals and expectations better than most, and he’s as disappointed as anyone that we have not achieved the desired results,” Swarbrick said.

The last time ND was any good...

Just what are they storied for?  They WERE good, a long time ago.  In fact, they were the gold standard for college football.  But, just like slavery and corporal punishment, those days have come and gone.  They have not been part of the landscape as a threat in 20 years,  since Lou Holtz was patrolling the sidelines. Does that mean that ARMY, which used to be the goods still has the right to call themselves a football powerhouse?  No.  Maybe, they need to understand that their expectations are not realistic.

Following a 6-2 start, the losing streak began and as it progressed Weis’ future was in doubt.

Weis finishes 35-27 in South Bend. His .565 winning percentage is worse than the .583 marks that got his two predecessors, Tyrone Willingham and Bob Davie, fired.

Among the people considered possible candidates to replace Weis are Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops, Cincinnati coach Brian Kelly, TCU coach Gary Patterson and Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh. Stoops, though, said Monday he fully intends to be at Oklahoma “hopefully for a good while.”

Weis has told people in South Bend that he’s already heard from roughly six NFL teams about becoming their offensive coordinator next season, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

First, Charlie, as a piece of unsolicited advice,  shore up your leaks.  Whoever you told that makes you look like a grade A ass.  Why are you talking about the NFL, when you just got fired?  Is your ego that wound up that you have to show your self worth by pointing out that you have other opportunities?

Second, the NFL is where you should have been and stayed.  You do not have the same limitations that you do in college.  They have nothing else BUT football as a pro.  They might practice for about 4 hours with weightlifting, then the rest of the day is their own.  Good players will go home and watch tape and work out, while bad players won’t.  But, they also get cut.

Notre Dame players have scheduled a mid-afternoon players meeting that will include a vote on whether they want to play in a bowl game after a 6-6 season. Swarbrick has said he will consider the players’ wishes in deciding on a bowl trip.

Rob Ianello, Notre Dame’s assistant head coach/offense, wide receivers coach and recruiting coordinator, will assume responsibility for football operations until a new coach is hired, Swarbrick said. Ianello has spent the past five seasons on Notre Dame’s staff.

I hope the players say no. (Even though as a player, I would go, just for the free swag at the bowl games and a free trip somewhere that is not Indiana) Here is what they got a few years ago in the Hawaii Bowl

HAWAII

Hawaii-Notre Dame, Dec. 24 in Honolulu
The gear:
Kicker iKick500 iPod/iPhone Dock
Silk tie
Oakley sunglasses
Kahala aloha shirt
Beach chair
Beach towel
T-shirt
Calendar
Hat
Visor
Backpack
Luggage tags
The verdict: The iPod dock looks like something out of the Batcave. The Hawaii bowl tie and Aloha shirt screams “re-gifting” for Father’s Day. And those beach chairs and towels sure will come in handy in South Bend.

As for Coach Ianello, what’s another title in the grand scheme of things?  I am surprised that you are not washing the unis as well.

Another sign that the Cleveland Browns are desperate: Eric Man-GENIUS is looking towards LeBron James again

Even he can't save you from getting fired Mangini

Another sign that the 1-8 Browns are desperate is that the LBJ talk is happening again.  Even you you mean this tongue in cheek, it comes off looking like you are pitful, which you are.

With my draft this year we, as we always do, rented a house where all of us met for the draft.  The people that we rented the house from were desperate to get us in the house and gave us a huge discount.  They opened with the fact that there could be a discount in it for us, which meant we KNEW that we were getting a discount.  We knew they were desperate and we took advantage of it.

The Browns are desperate and this story from ESPN proves it.

BEREA, Ohio — If LeBron James truly believes he can help the Cleveland Browns, coach Eric Mangini has an orange helmet waiting for him.

“I think he should come on down,” Mangini said.

"If I could clone LBJ and have him play all 11 positions, we can be really good..." Mangenious, shouldn't you be working on something that is actually feasible, instead of wishful thinking?

The NBA superstar, who was an All-State wide receiver in high school, said Tuesday night that if he put the time and commitment into it, he could be a good football player.

“If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good,” he said Tuesday night, “no matter what team I was on.”

Like the look, but c'mon...keep dreaming. Try getting a QB who could get him the ball

Mangini agreed, calling James “a freak athletically” and said the 6-foot-8, 260-pounder could be dangerous at tight end, wide receiver or even outside linebacker.

For the Browns to be good, they would need to clone him and he would have to play all three positions on the field.  Even then, they would need a QB and another RB, since it looks like the tank is empty with Jamal Lewis.  Shouldn’t Mangenius be worried about how they are going to fix their totally anemic offense?

Quarterback Brady Quinn also heard about James’ football fetish. He would love to have a target to throw to like James in the red zone.

“That’d be great,” Quinn said. “Tell him to suit up and let us know, we’ll get him working. Obviously he’s an incredibly talented athlete. If he wants to try to play a little bit now, we’d be more than willing to pick him up.”

Brady, your Norte Dame education is really shining through now.  Too bad your cheating ways are getting in the way of actual wins.  Even JaMarcus Russell is ahead of you and he hasn’t been hitting the books or the WR’s.  There are 36 other QB’s rated higher than you.

Browns nose tackle Shaun Rogers isn’t convinced James, as great as he is, could step into the NFL and be able to handle the pounding.

“I heard that comment,” Rogers said. “I have mixed emotions about that. A great athlete? Yes. A football player? No.”

Rogers then looked into TV cameras.

Damn Biz Markie, I didn't know that you branched off into football....

“Yeah LeBron, I said it,” he said. “It’s a punishing game. I just don’t think you can step off the basketball court after not going through this year in and year out and just play football. From that standpoint, I just don’t think it’s possible. You have to weather and condition your body to take this punishment.”

So what if James had a year to train? Could he do it then?

“Yeah, he might make a heckuva tight end,” Rogers said. “I’d like to see him out there running down the seam.”

James was an All-Ohio wide receiver at St. Vincent-St. Mary High School before quitting football after his junior year to focus on basketball. But he still follows the game closely and believes he could have been a hybrid tight end/receiver in the mold of San Diego’s Antonio Gates or Atlanta’s Tony Gonzalez.

Gates, who played basketball in college and not football, is listed at 6-foot-4 and 260 pounds. James is listed at 6-8 and 250 pounds.

“They’re not always lined up next to the tackle,” James said. “Sometimes they go against strong safeties and linebackers. It’s tough to match up with those guys because they’re so athletic.”

James filmed a commercial last year for an insurance company that depicted him in a No. 23 Browns jersey with “LeBron” stitched across the back.

He has no serious plans of returning to football, but said playing the two sports takes entirely different types of stamina.

“I’d be in football shape during football season, then I’d go to basketball and feel like I was out of shape,” he said. “It’s totally different. And another thing you have to get used to is getting hit again.”

Plus, it’s enough LeBron that you are carrying the city of Akron and Cleveland on your back for basketball.  You shouldn’t have to carry the football team as well.

Mangini, don’t worry, you are about to be collecting a paycheck to NOT coach.

damn, New York can be a cold and cruel place...

What comes around, goes around….Valley Swim Club files for Bankruptcy on the heels of denying entry to Blacks

and keeping out blacks even earlier!

Karma is a straight up B!%#h, isn’t it?

A suburban swim club accused of discrimination last summer after revoking the memberships of mostly black and Hispanic children plans to declare bankruptcy, a newspaper reported Saturday.

Valley Swim Club president John Duesler sent an e-mail to club “friends and families” Friday saying the board of directors had voted to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy this week, The Philadelphia Daily News reported.

Duesler wrote in the e-mail that many would blame the

Daniel Radcliffe stars as Harry Pothead…so what if he likes to smoke weed?

That is a tight looking pipe....

Don’t you have to be high to read the book if you are an adult? I don’t know, but that is one franchise that I have never really gotten behind. It just isn’t for me and that is fine. J.K. Rawling is a genius and all good graces that fall her way are well earned.

Don't let people write on you....EVER.

The Daily Mail is all up in his business…

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today ‘categorically’ denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug.

The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London.

But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco.

A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: ‘Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.’

‘We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.’

That is a decent defense for now.  The problem is that others might come out of the woodwork to say that they smoked with him, or other potentially plausible, or true stories.

The accusation came as shock to fans and could well have land him in trouble with bosses in charge of the family friendly Harry Potter franchise.

The pictures were taken by Wadia Tazi, a fellow guest at the party, held at a high-rise in Camden.

Memo to self, “Never invite this attention seeking whore to any parties!” Other people should feel free to do the same.  Ultimately, this is like the Michael Phelps story, which is to classify this as a non-story.  Famous person got hight at a party, is like saying that water is wet.

‘At one point, a girl dragged him away, saying: ‘”come on Daniel, follow me. You don’t trust me, do you?” She pulled him into the toilet and started drawing a huge comedy beard on his face,’ Tazi is reported to have told the newspaper.

The scandal comes just four months after Radcliffe’s co-star Jamie Waylett admitted  that he cultivated ten cannabis plants.

The 19-year-old, who plays Hogwarts bully Vincent Crabbe, escaped a spell behind bars and was instead ordered to do 120 hours of unpaid work.

Radcliffe’s role as the schoolboy wizard made him a multi-millionaire and household name at the age of 12.

The price of fame is high.  If all he does is smoke some herb, then he is in good shape.  Don’t move to the sauce or blow, and you will be okay.  Also, this is a warning to watch who you associate with, since they will not have your best interest at heart.

Plus, dude likes that nose candy…

He looks like he could do some big lines...Remember Chris Farley...

So, all and all, it could be worse….

Lou Dobbs leaving CNN…GREAT! Go join FOX News where you belong…

Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$, Lou.  I used to enjoy listening to you, but somewhere, you went off the deep end.  You continued the birther movements going with your continued questioning of President Obama’s birth certificate, even though that was an issue already decided.  Your boss even sent you a memo, telling you the story is dead.

In part, Klein writes, “It seems this story is dead- because anyone who still is not convinced doesn’t really have a legitimate beef.” Klein asked CNN researchers to dig into the question of why Obama couldn’t produce the original birth certificate. The researchers contacted the Hawaii Health Dept. and confirmed that paper documents were discarded in 2001 when the department went paperless. That reportedly includes Pres. Obama’s original birth certificate.

Then, your rants on illegal immigration bordered on outright racism.  Your time has come, you have been surpassed like the remnants of  Jim Crow laws. Whatever your thinking on illegal immigration,  you are not going to stop it with your racist rhetoric.  I can’t wait to see your brand of advocacy.

New York (CNN) — CNN’s Lou Dobbs stepped down from his controversial role as an advocacy anchor at the network at the end of his show Wednesday night, saying he plans to seek a more activist role.

“Over the past six months, it has become increasingly clear that strong winds of change have begun buffeting this country and affecting all of us, and some leaders in media, politics and business have been urging me to go beyond the role here at CNN and to engage in constructive problem-solving as well as to contribute positively to a better understanding of the great issues of our day and to continue to do so in the most honest and direct language possible,” Dobbs said during his 7 p.m. broadcast.

Dobbs, 64, said he had discussed the issue with CNN President Jonathan Klein, who had agreed to a release from his contract “that will enable me to pursue new opportunities.”

I worry about what those other opportunies are Lou. Are you going to be riding with the rengeade groups that hound illegals and give them a taste of Lou Dobbs Justice? Or, are you going to conintue the meme of the President is not legimatate because of his birthplace?  You and Orly would make a cute couple… Media Matters sent out a release questioning you, and the network for your views back in July.

Washington, DC — Today, Media Matters for America called further attention to Lou Dobbs’ continued use of his CNN show and his radio show to legitimize conspiracy theories about President Obama’s birth certificate. Dobbs’ mainstreaming of such claims comes even as other CNN figures — including his stand-in, Kitty Pilgrim — have repeatedly and resoundingly debunked them, calling them “nutty” and “ludicrous.”

“CNN has a very serious Lou Dobbs problem on its hands,” said Eric Burns, President of Media Matters. “All eyes are on CNN to see how the network will handle a host who has clearly become a stain on its journalistic credibility.”

Media Matters released the following web video today on Dobbs’ undermining the network’s credibility: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXmqTmRPAng

The network was happy to see him go.  I think that they just got tired of having to defend his nonsensical rants on immigration and his tireless slandering of Latinos and Hispanics.  Glenn Beck is keeping a seat warm for you.

If you had only known, you could have saved everyone a lot of trouble...

“With characteristic forthrightness, Lou has now decided to carry the banner of advocacy journalism elsewhere. We respect his decision and wish him, Debi [Dobbs' wife], and his family the very best.”

Herein lies the rub.  Lou was good, but went off the deep end.  I remember watching a lot of his financial stories with interest.  He clearly has some down home spun charm that he can use positively, or negatively, and he has gone to the dark side for me.  It’s okay to have different beliefs than what I have, and for you to espouse them, just have facts and evidence to back it up.

Dobbs, who is the last of the 29-year-old network’s original anchors, said he was considering “a number of options and directions.”

He cited the growth of the middle class, the creation of jobs, health care, immigration policy, the environment, climate change and the U.S. military involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan as “the major issues of our time.”

But, he said, “Each of those issues is, in my opinion, informed by our capacity to demonstrate strong resilience of our now weakened capitalist economy and demonstrate the political will to overcome the lack of true representation in Washington, D.C. I believe these to be profoundly, critically important issues and I will continue to strive to deal honestly and straightforwardly with those issues in the future.” Read Dobbs’ full statement about his departure from CNN

Those issues, he added, are defined in the public arena “by partisanship and ideology rather than by rigorous, empirical forethought, analysis and discussion,” and he vowed to work to change that.

During his second stint at CNN, Dobbs positioned himself as “tough, relentless, independent,” lashing out at what he described as the deficiencies and “partisan nonsense” of both major political parties, and injecting advocacy journalism into his coverage of topics ranging from free trade to immigration.

His no-holds-barred, sometimes acerbic style brought him a loyal following, but also attracted controversy both to him and to the network, especially over the subject of illegal immigrants.

Dobbs will continue as anchor of The Lou Dobbs Show, a daily radio show that began in March 2008 and is distributed to more than 160 stations nationwide by United Stations Radio Networks Inc.

I will help you load up the U-Haul Lou...

Lou, you win a diabolical hater T-shirt as a parting gift….John King will be brought in to replace you. NPR sheads some light on John King.

While Dobbs will continue on his nationally syndicated radio show, he did not specify his new role. CNN announced Thursday that his 7 p.m. weekday time slot will be filled in 2010 by a new show built around longtime CNN political reporter and anchor John King. The selection of King, who strives never to reflect personal ideological positions on the air, is more consistent with CNN’s intended brand as a source of objective reporting.

Remember when you used to do that Lou?  The NPR story sheds more light on why it was really your time to go.  You didn’t fit in the pattern of fair and unbiased reporting.  You seemingly forgot what a reporters job is.  You RESEARCH the story and have concrete facts, not just freestyle off the top of your dome.

By his own account, Dobbs was radicalized by the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the U.S. He evolved on the air into an economic populist and a hard-liner on illegal immigration who often sparked the ire of Latinos.

Dobbs’ ratings rose for many years, but he drew much fire from critics drawn from disparate business, liberal and Latino circles.

In one instance, Dobbs was forced to apologize for his characterization of the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce — a mainstream business group — which he said was “effectively an organization that is interested in Mexico’s export of drugs and illegal aliens to the United States.”

Dobbs sometimes overstated or misrepresented the facts as he sought to connect illegal immigrants to crime or other societal ills, a frequent theme. In one instance, Dobbs and a CNN reporter seemed to attribute a startling rise in leprosy cases to illegal immigrants from Latin America. There was no such startling rise — and what cases there were would have been more likely to have had Asian origins.

His radio show took on an even more severe edge.

So, Lou, it was your time to be put out to pasture, or sent to the glue factory.

See Lou, the birther story is over....just like your career at CNN

Paparazzo attacks Mike Tyson at LAX…Photographer gets KO’ed

You have to be pretty bold to take his tiger, or his picture

Just like in the movie, The Hangover,  it’s good to see that Mike still has it.

Eventually, people will get it in their head to leave this man alone.  Just because you are famous doesn’t mean that you can violate someone’s privacy.

LOS ANGELES — A scuffle erupted between Mike Tyson and a freelance photographer at Los Angeles International Airport Wednesday, and both men were booked and released on suspicion of misdemeanor battery, police said.

The former heavyweight boxing champion and photographer Tony Echevarria, 50, both want to press charges of misdemeanor battery against each other, police said.

Mike Tyson was detained at LAX after an alleged altercation with a photographer.

Echevarria told police that Tyson struck him once, airport police spokesman Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. The photographer fell to the ground and was treated for a cut to his forehead at a hospital.

I wonder if it looked like any of these….

Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook said the boxer was passing through Los Angeles on his way from Europe to Las Vegas with his wife and 10-month-old child when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzo. The 43-year-old acted in self-defense to protect his child, she said.

“There’s a lot of different versions to this story and that’s all going to come out later,” Holcomb said. “Some witness statements support Tyson’s version, others support the photographer’s.”

Paparazzi often camp out at Los Angeles’ largest airport to get shots of celebrities in transit.

“I’ve heard people were following him into the men’s room and trying to take his picture there,” said Tyson’s defense attorney, David Chesnoff. “My advice to him is going to be to vigorously press charges against what everyone agrees are ridiculously aggressive photographers.”

When you get out of pocket like that, then you should except consequences and repercussions for your actions.  Look how aggressive they are with Amy Winehouse and how they chase her around…

Tyson was cooperative as he waited in a holding cell at the airport police station, Holcomb said. Echevarria was booked and released after he was treated at a hospital, police said.

Tyson became the youngest heavyweight champion ever in 1986 when he won his title as a 20-year-old. But his life since then has been marred by accusations of domestic violence, rape and cocaine use.

Tyson was convicted of rape in Indiana in 1992 and served three years in prison. He was disqualified from a 1997 heavyweight title fight when he bit off part of Evander Holyfield’s right ear, and in 1999 he pleaded no contest to misdemeanor assault charges in Maryland.

In 2003, Tyson filed for Chapter 11 protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court. He served 24 hours in an Arizona jail in 2007 after pleading guilty to cocaine possession and driving under the influence.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

Now, Mike has made a ton of mistakes.  We all make mistakes, maybe not a gory as biting someone in the ear, but we make them.  He deserves to just live his life, like everyone else.

Lawrence Taylor makes another BIG HIT, but this time he ran too….

Call me the Health Inspector...we dont waste soap here...

To understand the picture, you have to know one of the episodes fo the Boondocks, A Date with the Health Inspector…

A Date with the Health Inspector [1.5]

[Tom is dreaming: In the jail shower, naked inmates shower, while Tom visibly shaken, drops the soap.]

Tom: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Various Inmates: you hear something? What? Huh? Oooohhhhhhhhhhh yeah,

Tom: [crying]

Inmate: Soap drop, nigga!

[Tom gasps]

Inmate: [Pauses] Oh, you think you just gon’ leave it down there?

Tom: N-no …

Inmate: Huh? We don’t waste no muh-fuckin’ soap in here.

Tom: I’m…I’m finished.

Inmate: Naw. Naw, nigga. You ain’t finished. I been watchin’ you.

Tom: You have?

Inmate: You ain’t wash behind your ears or nothin’.

Tom: But I did…

Inmate: Look at me. See how I’m all clean, glistenin’ an’ shit? Dat’s hygiene, nigga. You could call me the health inspector. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!!

[Tom bends down to pick it up, obviously afraid]

Various Inmates: Pray, baby, pray! I’m next.

[Tom wakes up screaming]

Lawrence Taylor clearly loves life and all that it has to offer.  What we also know is that L.T. loves drugs of all kinds, whether it is the sauce or the rocks, he doesn’t know how to say no.  This passion and fire led him to become one of the fiercest pass rushers in NFL History.

But it has also led him into trouble.

Damn L.T. you clearly look faded in the picture. But, it does look like a happy fade, where you are pleasantly buzzed, but still have no business behind the wheel of a car.

Nov. 9 (Bloomberg) — Pro Football Hall of Fame linebacker and former New York Giant Lawrence Taylor was arrested in Hialeah, Florida, after crashing into another motor vehicle and leaving the scene, according to police.

Taylor, 50, struck a car on Expressway 826 near the 103rd Street exit, and drove to the next exit before he pulled over, said Lieutenant James Durden, a spokesman for the Florida Highway Patrol. Taylor was charged with leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage.

Taylor told patrol officers that he was the driver of the car, and said he thought he had hit the guardrail rather than another vehicle. The offense is a misdemeanor because there were no injuries to either driver, Durden said.

Taylor, a 10-time Pro Bowl linebacker played all 13 of his NFL seasons with the Giants. He previously was found guilty of misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia and had been placed on probation after pleading guilty to tax evasion and for buying crack cocaine from an undercover police officer.

Thomas Melani, an attorney who defended Taylor previously, said he no longer has contact with him. Taylor’s telephone number was not listed in the Hialeah area.

To contact the reporter on this story: Curtis Eichelberger in Washington at ceichelberge@bloomberg.net

Someone really needs to help him, before in an instant….he’s gone.  The man is a known crackhead.  He was awesome, but when the rocks man gets em…he doesn’t let go.

On a different tune, the Police Officers must have been sprung with having L.T. in there.  So much so, they didn’t give him a breath test.  That is when you know you are big time.

Dwight Howard is not a quitter….on the hardwood or after porn stars and sex….

This morning is going to be about basketball, since I am in a bball state of mind this morning.  I am moving into week two of the basketball season as a coach, and we have our first game in two weeks.  It will be a little different not calling the plays and making the sub pattern, but I am getting use to being number two in charge.

As a coach, we stress the never say quit attitude in our players.  Dwight Howard questioned the heart of his team.

Brian Schmitz of the Orlando Sentinel: “As if the loss to a reigning lottery team wasn’t bad enough, Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard said it appeared his team “quit” during the dreary proceedings. ‘We haven’t had a game like this in a long time. We’d miss shots and guys would hang their heads,’ Howard said. ‘I don’t think we should quit in a game. Seems like, as a team, we shouldn’t quit.’ It’s one thing for the Magic to be routed by the Oklahoma City Thunder 102-74 on Sunday night at Ford Center. It’s another thing for Howard to suggest the Magic (5-2) retired early against a team that is improving, but one that won just 23 games last season. Howard showed no anger. He was singing some song as he sprayed a cloud of cologne. Nobody turned over a table in the middle of the room that offered chicken and mixed vegetables. ‘It doesn’t seem to bother anybody in the locker room,’ Coach Stan Van Gundy said.”

Now, I guess Dwight seemed happy because he was thinking about this…That might make you not want to quit as well.  SportsRadioInterveiws provides the highlights.

You have my vote Mary...

And then on a far more comical note, her relationship with Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard:

“Yeah, Dwight and I met at LAX. I was like, you’re a basketball player, and he was like, I’ve seen you at Magic games, so he recognized me from games. I used to always get written up when I went to games for causing distractions and stuff.”

After a brief digression to talk about her nails, Carey continued on about Howard:

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.

This is the guy you are sexing up? Really? Then that gives the rest of us a lot of courage to know that this douchebag is soaking up the panties...BTW Nice coat Joesph....where can I get the technicolor dreamcoat look?

And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place.

Two things strike me reading this account.  One, why are you outside dude’s house.  If you are with him, then you continue to sleep, or have sex or whatever you were doing at three in the morning.

Two, why did you pull Dwight into the bathroom?  I am usually thinking that something freaky is going to happen when I am in the bathroom with someone of the opposite sex, especially when she pulls me in there.  Just like Shock G said, ” I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom”…

Open wide for the favor train!...I would think that Dwight would have a bigger...."sandwich", I mean he is seven feet tall...Plus, only 6.25? I thought that is normally 100 in the strip clubs...

When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…

You are a porn star.  You should not be so shy.  According to IMDB, you were in the following classics.

5 Guy Cream Pie 5 (2003) (V)

Kick Ass Chicks 41: Vaginaterians (2007) (V)

Lick My Balls (2005) (V)

Asses in the Air 4 (2002) (V)

So, I am thinking that you have seen a guy’s private parts before. You were in Being Ron Jeremy (2003), so you saw the hedgehog’s goods.  Spare me shock and indignation.

What you talkin bout Willis?

Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

Listen here to Carey with Carmichael Dave on KHTK in Sacramento

Damn playa, she got your business all out on the internet…and maybe that is the reason that all apologies should be done in person.