Jeremy Piven says, “If you want bigger breasts, DRINK SOY MILK….it worked on me, so it can work for you too!”

Down on the highlights but everything else looks great!

No, he really didn’t say that, but he definitely hinted at the subject title.  The Seattle PI gives us the lowdown

First Jeremy Piven blamed sushi for mercury poisoning, and now the actor claims he grew man boobs (aka moobs) from drinking excessive amounts of soy milk.

Jeremy Piven leaves Broadway show on doctor’s orders

“I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I’ve found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts,” Piven told Scottish STV. “I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time.”

Consumer and nutritional sciences expert Jill Hamilton-Reeves told AOL that she learned the 44-year-old Entourage actor was drinking 12 cups (about three-quarters of a gallon) of soy milk a day. “That means he was taking in approximately 360 milligrams of isoflavones a day,” Hamilton-Reeves said. “And isoflavones are what people generally believe to be responsible for any effects in male reproductive hormones.”

Perhaps someone needs a lesson in moderation.

See Jason…this is why we wonder about you and it’s the reason that Ronin was worried about your health.  Stay off the soy milk…..

Kim Kardashian, Mel B. and Holly Madison have a mouth full of meat….to bring attention to PINKS

Kim K. is always looking to expand her brand. I really don’t know what it is, outside of attention seeking whore, but, if you include  her family then we can include love them loving black athletes.

Just wait....I will have something else in my mouth...

Kim Kakes was not the only piece of eye candy on stage. Holly Madison, the cast away chick from Hef was there too…

This isn't the first time you have seen something this big in my mouth...

Stars honored with signature hot dogs at new Planet Hollywood eatery

By Melissa Arseniuk (contact)

Saturday, Sept. 19, 2009 | 12:19 p.m.

Scott Harrison/Special to the Sun

Three women who can get it...

Being a celebrity in Las Vegas has its perks: Stars are immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds and given coveted keys to the Playboy Club. Others, meanwhile, are recognized in other ways. With namesake hot dogs, for example.

Pink’s Hot Dogs honored Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian, and Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown last night during the opening of its first Las Vegas location at Planet Hollywood. In return for the trio’s participation and patronage, the popular Hollywood-based hot doggery named three signature dogs in their honor.

“Peepshow” starlet Madison described her dog as “naked.”

Holly Madison was on hand to help open up Pink’s Hot Dogs Friday night at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

That is how you usually are, so why not have your hotdog the same way?

“It just has ketchup on it,” she said. The headliner walked the red carpet and posed for photos alongside Brown and Kardashian between her two Friday night showings of “Peepshow.”

Lucky for the public appearance-savvy star, her place of work, aka the revue stage, is just inside the casino on the mezzanine level.

Brown, who did a three-month stint with “Peepshow” when the show debuted earlier this year, didn’t have much time to chat with reporters last night – but she did have time to chow down on a double serving of dogs.

“I had two hot dogs!” she announced, sounding half proud and half horrified. It should be noted, however, that despite what was a not-quite-healthy dinner, the former Spice Girl still looked stunning last night, wearing a skin-tight ensemble.

Eddie, your loss...Mel, holla at ya boy...I might even give up my one hot dog rule for you....

While Brown lives in the U.K., both Kardashian and L.A. transplant Madison are fans of the Pink’s Hot Dogs location in Los Angeles.

Pink’s has been serving up hot dogs from the same location, on North La Brea Boulevard just off Melrose Avenue, since it opened in 1939.

“It’s good, when you’re done with the club and you’re in Hollywood and you want a hot dog,” Kardashian said, adding, “I think it’s very cool that they’re opening one up here in Vegas.”

The 28-year-old reality TV star said the flagship location is so popular, the line to get one of the signature dogs can be longer than the one to get into L.A. hotspots like The Roger Room or Mi-6.

“That line is hours long,” Kardashian complained.

I am a man of my word....no, she isn't advertising the goods....or is she?

Never one to be shy, the “Keeping up with the Kardashians” star didn’t hold back with her demands last night.

She said she was hoping to snag “a free, like, cut the line pass” in return for her appearance.

“I’m hoping this will seal the deal for me,” she joked.

Kardashian’s namesake hot dog shares no resemblance to the well-endowed brunette, or the kind of hot dogs she fixes herself.

She and her sisters cut their hot dogs into small pieces and draw ketchup smiley faces on them at home. Meanwhile, the Kardashian dog at Pink’s Hot Dogs has no ketchup on it at all.

“Mine is a BLT hot dog with a little bit of guacamole on it,” she said, assuring. “It’s good, it’s really good.”

You are use to having things in your mouth aren’t you?  That was mean.  But, I don’t really have anything else to say?  I just thought of something.  Would Khloe, (since Ronin has her naked in the post below) eat here, since it’s meat and that probably led to some torture? (If you know what hot dogs are, you would agree with me)

In addition to Madison, Kardashian and Brown, Pink’s has also modeled hot dogs after a handful of other well-known personalities, including Martha Stewart (a 10-inch hot dog with relish, onions, bacon, chopped tomatoes, sauerkraut, and sour cream); Ozzy Ozbourne (a spicy Polish hot dog topped with nacho and American cheeses, grilled onions, guacamole, and chopped tomatoes); and Rosie O’Donnell (a 10-inch hot dog with mustard, onions, chili and sauerkraut).

What are they trying to say about Rosie?

L.A. times columnist Patt Morrison and L.A. Philharmonic Conductor Gustavo Dedamel have also been honored with namesake hot dogs: A veggie dog with guacamole, chopped tomatoes and chopped onions; and a 10-inch hot dog with guacamole, American and Swiss cheeses, fajita mix, and jalapeno, topped with tortilla chips, respectively.

Note: Pink’s Hot Dogs once operated hot dog carts inside Planet Hollywood, back when it was the Aladdin, but this weekend’s opening marks the first storefront in Las Vegas for the franchise.

Melissa Arseniuk writes about Las Vegas entertainment and celebrity events. She can be reached at 702-948-7823 or by e-mail at melissa.arseniuk@lasvegassun.com.

Pinks is tight…

L.A. hotspot....

FOODFIGHT! and not in a good way…Zack Randolph delivers beatdown over PIZZA

Who knew this could cause you to get your ass kicked?

I love a good food fight….and MJ.  Here is both…

I had an infamous food fight that I can talk about, because the statute of limitations surely has worn out by now.  I was at Loyola Marymount right before my senior year of high school for debate camp, in sunny LA.  I had some family in the area that I was going to meet for the first time.

Like my family, they were going to be late,  so I headed over the cafe for some food.  Upon arrival, I noticed a guy that I had been beefing with.  I started throwing carrots dipped in ketchup on him.  After he noticed it was me, he started throwing things back, and I got others involved.  Soon, it was total chaos and I bounced to change and meet my cousin.

When I got back, I was told that the director wanted to see me.  I saw him the next day. He asked me a bunch of questions and I called the cafeteria employer either a liar or racist, since it was not me.  I stood to me wasn’t me story and then came with the clincher, “It couldn’t have been me, since I checked out early to hang out with my family…”  That was awesome and was a round winning argument for me.

Now, there should never be a reason to fight over food, unless you are in prison.  There, you have to defend your space and show them that you are not a punk.

Is this really worth fighting for?

But for Zack Randolph, having hot pizza is worth putting a beatdown on someone…

NBA Star Accused of Pizza Joint Beatdown

Posted Aug 12th 2009 12:40PM by TMZ Staff

He was hungry for some pizza — but a man who happened to be dining at the same restaurant as NBA star Zach Randolph last year says the basketball star dished out an asskicking! But wait! According to Zach, it could be a shake down. Or a Shakey Down.

A guy named Gary Ferguson has filed a lawsuit against Randolph, claiming the former Los Angeles Clipper beat the crap out of him on a night when the Clips got beat down on the court.

It all went down inside Berri’s Pizza Cafe in L..A. — where Randolph allegedly “verbally and physically threatened” Gary before “attacking” the guy.

Gary’s lawyer claims his client walked away with damaged teeth, a messed up neck and back, a knee injury that will require surgery, and scars on his face.

As for Zach — his lawyer, Raymond Brothers, tells us he met with Gary’s lawyer who first demanded $250,000, then $200,000 and finally $25,000.

Brothers says Gary’s own lawyer said Gary was “out of control” and just wanted a quick payout. Brothers says it was a shake down and he walked out, only to get a call from Gary’s star witness, who said the case would go away quick if he coughed up some dough. Brothers told her to pound sand.

Now what caused the beatdown?  Was his food not ready, or what it not correct? So, I wonder know how good is the pizza at Berri’s Pizza Cafe?  Good enough to get an ass-kicking? That would have to be some dynomite pizza…

The buns look good and this is a USC favorite...

pizza looks good too....maybe it is worth talking crazy, but a beatdown?....not so much

Red Bull gives you wings…and a coke high!

Tony, I think you have a little something on your face

As you know, my boy E sometimes has to work the graveyard shift.  So, when I am getting ready to leave, he is just getting back from the all night grind.  Last night was particularly brutal, as he worked from 6pm to 6am.  With that type of schedule coupled with the fact that it rotates between grave and normal day shift, you can see why his body would be going crazy.

So, as I ran into him this morning, we were talking about what he was doing to stay awake.  E lamented the fact that he was feeling wiped out about 4am, so he drank a Mountain Dew to help fight off sleep.  Normally, this would be a 5 hour energy drink, but he thought that he could beat off the rush of Dew faster, helping him go to sleep sooner when he got home.  Well E, don’t drink Red Bull Cola if you are trying to get to bed.

The more popular Red Bull, dubbed the ‘clubbers’ drink,’ is often mixed with vodka. It contains caffeine, vitamins, and sugar which, the company claims, kick-starts the body’s metabolism and keeps people alert.

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Red Bull Cola could be banned in Germany – after traces of cocaine are found in it

By Alan Hall
Last updated at 4:34 PM on 25th May 2009

Germany is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.

Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage – which is available in the UK.

The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.

Coke problem: An investigation in Germany has found traces of de-cocainized extract of coco leaf in Red Bull Cola

‘The institute examined Red Bull Cola in an elaborate chemical process and found traces of cocaine,’ said Bernhard Kuehnle, head of the food safety department at the federal ministry for consumer protection.

Now, you might have a view of crackheads as being nice and harmless, like          Tyrone here… But crackheads are not all fun and games children.  Don’t do drugs! (That is our PSA, so we can get off probation for drugs…just kidding…)

Authorities said the cocaine levels do not pose a health threat but are not permitted in foodstuffs.

The investigation found the drink to contain a de-cocainized extract of coca leaf in the drink.

That means the drink cannot be classified as a foodstuff but as a narcotic and needs a special licence, authorities said.

Giant German retail group Rewe had already issued orders to remove the fizzy drink from its shops. Wilhelm Deitermann, spokesman for the North-Rhine Westphalia consumer ministry said he expected most – if not all – other German states to follow suit and ban the drink.

Red Bull Cola has protested the action. ‘De-cocainized extract of coca leaf is used worldwide in foods as a natural flavouring,’ said a spokesman.

Coca leaf doesnt travel very well...that is why I make it into cocaine!

The company added that Red Bull Cola as well as other food that contains coca leaf extract is considered safe in the EU as well as in the US.

I knew something was up with this drink.  We had a bunch of promo Red Bull Colas and one of my debaters started drinking one, and he kept coming back for more, like he was a crackhead!  I knew something had to be in that drink.

Waffle House Wildness: Waitress shoots customer after dispute over food…

This is the reason that I do not complain about the food or service inside the restaurant or to the wait staff.

There is a rare occasion that I would complain about the food.  I went to Alioto’s in San Francisco, at Fisherman’s Wharf.

The place has a long history and it caters to seafood, being on the wharf.  I am one of those types that attempt to have the special of the place that I go to.  Just like I am not having the chicken at Harris

(because it’s a steak house in SF that is one that I go to when I am looking to be catered and want a good cut of meat) I am not going to Alioto’s to have steak.

So, when I looked at the menu, I decided to have a swing at the seafood pot pie, since it seemed homey and comfort style food.

I dug in and started to enjoy the various tastes in the pot pie.  About halfway through the pot pie, I discovered a fish bone in the pot pie.  Fish has bones obviously, but they shouldn’t appear in my pot pie.  I continued un-detoured and the next bite, there was another bone.  After attempting one more bite and and coming up with another bone, I finally complained to the waiter.  Before I could get to the waiter, the hostess stepped in.  I told her of the complaint and that I was done with this and she should go talk with the sous chef about it.  She tried to assuage my complaint by informing me that  fish have bones…

I kept my composure and remembered the recent Food Network shows.  I calmly told her that the person in charge of doing the fillet was not very skilled if I was coming up with that many bones.  She finally walked away.  I felt the need to say what I said, especially since I was not having any other course that could be tampered with.

The bottom line was that she was attempting to be flippant, but the meal was free, so I got mine…this woman was not so lucky

Clarendon County (WLTX) – A Clarendon County waitress is accused of shooting a customer at the restaurant after the two had a dispute.

Yakeisha Ward, 29, is charged with assault and battery with intent to kill.

She is smiling, which tells you she attached no value to the customers life. It might be because she has a shitty job.

An early morning run for breakfast at the Waffle House on Paxville Highway in Manning turned terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel.

“I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,” says Samuel. A popular meal on the menu. “Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle,” says Samuel.

NOW WITH FREE ANGIOPLASTY!!!

She didn’t get what she came for. Instead, she says while she waited for her order, her friends started eating. That’s when Samuel says she was told they couldn’t eat from carryout trays inside the restaurant.

Get out!  That is what was going on…you got your food now please leave.

“I said what is your fuss about. I said we haven’t paid for our food. She (Ward) said well you all got to leave. How you want us to leave and we ain’t paid for the food yet,” says Samuel.

Why are you complaining?  If you got food AND you haven’t paid, isn’t the only one who will be mad is the person telling you to leave?

That’s when it got ugly. Samuel says she threw a waffle at the waitress. “I did actually throw some food but it didn’t hit her,” says Samuel. “That’s when she (Ward) jumped across the counter and we got into it,” says Samuel.

You had to be ready to get into some funk.  You thought that because she was at work, that she wouldn’t “keep it real”..

Clarendon County Sheriff Randy Garrett says the altercation continued outside where he says Ward got a gun from her car and a gun magazine from her trunk.

“It’s poor judgment on her part trying to settle this matter with a weapon. either way she had time to think about what she was doing when she was walking to her car,” says Garrett.

Investigators say Ward’s gun discharged during the altercation. They say a bullet fragment struck Samuel in the arm.

“Deputies were close by when they rolled up in the parking lot the victim and the suspect were still engaged in a fight,” says Garrett.

Before it ended, authorities say Ward struck the victim in the head with the gun.

“She got the last lick,”says Samuel. Meanwhile Ward has bonded out of jail. On Tuesday afternoon, News 19 found her inside the Waffle House where the incident happened.

She declined to talk to us on camera but says she got out of jail after paying $500. As for Samuel, she has only one thing to say about Waffle House. “bad customer service,” says Samuel.

Investigators say it appears that Ward’s gun was legally purchased.

Let this be a lesson for not running your mouth, or throwing food like its a food fight.