Most of you already know how I feel about Facebook.  It is a colossal waste of time and leads to some of the worst conversation in history. I don’t really care about what peoples status is, and if I did, I would call and ask them.  I know people who have broken down and gotten it, but don’t count me in that group….until now. (not really)

Now, I am still not going to get it, but I can see why Rodney Bradford is hecka happy he has it….

Hit me up at Facebook and Twitter and friend me and follow me! I might need you as an alibi!

New York teen proven innocent by Facebook

(AFP) – 2 hours ago

NEW YORK — A New York teenager narrowly avoided a 25-year jail term for armed robbery thanks to a Facebook status update he posted about pancakes, his lawyer told AFP Thursday.

I just hope he wasn’t eating these pancakes….

Plus, I am a Cowboy fan....

Rodney Bradford was held by police for 13 days, accused of breaking into a Brooklyn residence, but was able to corroborate his alibi thanks a posting to his Facebook page that showed what he was doing at the time of the crime.

As an addendum, the Post talks about the time spent.

“They had me on Rikers Island for 12 days. It was really miserable,” Bradford told The Post last night.

“If it wasn’t for Facebook I’d still be on Rikers Island.”

Rikers Island....This would be the wrong place to ask for syrup

His joyful stepmom, Ernestine Bradford, agreed, saying. “Facebook saved my son,” she said. “Normally, we yell at our kids, ‘Oh, you’re on the computer!” It’s completely different. If it wasn’t for Facebook, my son wouldn’t be here.”

Bradford’s comment, teasing his girlfriend about not having joined him to eat pancakes and accompanied by a time-stamp, “was probably instrumental in the District Attorney’s decision to drop the charges,” his lawyer Robert Reuland said.

Bradford was accused of breaking into a sprawling 1,390-apartment complex in Brooklyn, New York with a gun, when in fact he was eight miles (13 kilometers) away at his father’s Manhattan home.

Jonah Bruno, a spokesperson for the Kings County District Attorney’s office confirmed “the case was dismissed.”

If charged and convicted, Bradford could have spent 25 years behind bars.

Reuland, who is also a celebrated crime-fiction author, said it was the first time he had come across a case in which Internet evidence had been used to disprove charges.

The popularity of social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace and Twitter have propelled them into the legal cases in recent years, but usually as evidence of a transgression.

Who knew that vanity could get you out of a 25 year sentence?  For once, I have to give Facebook dap on saving a black man’s life and preventing for his condemnation to the Prison Industrial Complex, where far too many reside currently.

This morning is going to be about basketball, since I am in a bball state of mind this morning.  I am moving into week two of the basketball season as a coach, and we have our first game in two weeks.  It will be a little different not calling the plays and making the sub pattern, but I am getting use to being number two in charge.

As a coach, we stress the never say quit attitude in our players.  Dwight Howard questioned the heart of his team.

Brian Schmitz of the Orlando Sentinel: “As if the loss to a reigning lottery team wasn’t bad enough, Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard said it appeared his team “quit” during the dreary proceedings. ‘We haven’t had a game like this in a long time. We’d miss shots and guys would hang their heads,’ Howard said. ‘I don’t think we should quit in a game. Seems like, as a team, we shouldn’t quit.’ It’s one thing for the Magic to be routed by the Oklahoma City Thunder 102-74 on Sunday night at Ford Center. It’s another thing for Howard to suggest the Magic (5-2) retired early against a team that is improving, but one that won just 23 games last season. Howard showed no anger. He was singing some song as he sprayed a cloud of cologne. Nobody turned over a table in the middle of the room that offered chicken and mixed vegetables. ‘It doesn’t seem to bother anybody in the locker room,’ Coach Stan Van Gundy said.”

Now, I guess Dwight seemed happy because he was thinking about this…That might make you not want to quit as well.  SportsRadioInterveiws provides the highlights.

You have my vote Mary...

And then on a far more comical note, her relationship with Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard:

“Yeah, Dwight and I met at LAX. I was like, you’re a basketball player, and he was like, I’ve seen you at Magic games, so he recognized me from games. I used to always get written up when I went to games for causing distractions and stuff.”

After a brief digression to talk about her nails, Carey continued on about Howard:

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.

This is the guy you are sexing up? Really? Then that gives the rest of us a lot of courage to know that this douchebag is soaking up the panties...BTW Nice coat Joesph....where can I get the technicolor dreamcoat look?

And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place.

Two things strike me reading this account.  One, why are you outside dude’s house.  If you are with him, then you continue to sleep, or have sex or whatever you were doing at three in the morning.

Two, why did you pull Dwight into the bathroom?  I am usually thinking that something freaky is going to happen when I am in the bathroom with someone of the opposite sex, especially when she pulls me in there.  Just like Shock G said, ” I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom”…

Open wide for the favor train!...I would think that Dwight would have a bigger...."sandwich", I mean he is seven feet tall...Plus, only 6.25? I thought that is normally 100 in the strip clubs...

When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…

You are a porn star.  You should not be so shy.  According to IMDB, you were in the following classics.

5 Guy Cream Pie 5 (2003) (V)

Kick Ass Chicks 41: Vaginaterians (2007) (V)

Lick My Balls (2005) (V)

Asses in the Air 4 (2002) (V)

So, I am thinking that you have seen a guy’s private parts before. You were in Being Ron Jeremy (2003), so you saw the hedgehog’s goods.  Spare me shock and indignation.

What you talkin bout Willis?

Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

Listen here to Carey with Carmichael Dave on KHTK in Sacramento

Damn playa, she got your business all out on the internet…and maybe that is the reason that all apologies should be done in person.

Congrats! Instead of being known for your father being a war hero and a senator, you will be known as the big rack daughter of Senator McCain, who was silly enough to post a lot of skin on Twitter....

Congrats! Instead of being known for your father being a war hero and a senator, you will be known as the big rack daughter of Senator McCain, who was silly enough to post a lot of skin on Twitter....

because the real question is “Why aren’t you butt-A$$ nekkid like all the other wannabe internet stars?”

Glad to see that you are keeping busy on facebook and twitter!

Glad to see that you are keeping busy on facebook and twitter! Hope that is an American beer, not some foreign swill....Buy American (unless its Newcastle and its not....)

You had to know that the things that you tittered, I mean tweeted about were going to be a story.  Now, I am clearly not the modesty police, but if you didn’t want the  Twin Towers to become a story, then why are you displaying them so prominently?  Its like you want someone to____________ (fill in the blanks in the comments) clearly look at how large your rack is.  I am a fan, and I have been a fan.  But, please, stop being so butt-hurt about it.  The person who posted the picture is YOU.

Jokes will never end....

Jokes will never end....

Grow up.  You have to be responsible for your actions.  Would you send your grandmother a picture with your boobies all hanging out?  Probably not…

Again, this is why you should not use Twitter

Again, this is why you should not use Twitter...plus, pantsuits? Is that a rip on Hillary?

unlike Jeff Garcia, I like the box....notice where my eyes are...

unlike Jeff Garcia, I like the box....notice where my eyes are...

Now, here at Too Old, don’t want to knock anyone and their hustle.  it’s all about getting paid.

But, when you run your mouth, you can expect some people are not going to stand quiet and let you dog them out.

While I can’t stand the medium, the message is right on point.  ESPN.com documents the brief battle.

T.O. fires back at Harrison via Twitter

Monday, September 28, 2009 | Print Entry

Rodney Harrison called Terrell Owens a “clown” on NBC. And T.O. wrote this on Twitter on Sunday night, in a series of Tweets:

too bad there is nothing left in the tank

too bad there is nothing left in the tank

I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!

this is all natural...just hard work, and good living....and science

this is all natural...just hard work, and good living....and science

Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid …

Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!

not only is it dumb, but its gay too....and not in the happy way. (Gay in the sense that if you like women now, you are going to grow boobs.  If you are a woman, you are going to grow a mustache and kicks to groin will become an effective weapon against you...

not only is it dumb, but it's gay too....and not in the happy way. (Gay in the sense that if you like women now, you are going to grow boobs....and start to feel "urges" towards men. If you are a woman, you are going to grow a mustache and kicks to groin will become an effective weapon against you...

Harrison was suspended in 2007 for violating the league’s substance-abuse policy but maintains he never took steroids.

I will get on that right away!

I will get on that right away!

The first thing that I want to point out is how Twitter and other social networking sites are turning us into a nation of illiterate fools.  Learn to spell or have some spellchecker function.  I know that you are only granted less than 200 words to make your point, but child please. (Thanks Ochocinco)

Even with that timeout for a public service announcement, you have to be able to see that T.O. crushed Harrison out.

Second, watch what you say. There is no reason for Harrison to talk reckless.  It seems like a ploy to increase ratings and that actually might work for NBC.

Third, T.O is well versed in calling people out.  Just think back to Jeff Garcia.

In an interview with Playboy magazine that hits newsstands Friday, Owens was asked if he thinks Garcia is gay. Owens responded: “Like my boy tells me: ‘If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat.’ “

Garcia, who had a contentious relationship with the wide receiver in San Francisco, responded to Owens’ comment after practice Wednesday without mentioning the wide receiver by name.

“It is really a waste of my time to sit here and to have to answer to such ridiculous, untrue comments that are made out there in the world today,” Garcia said.

He noted that it has been reported that he has a girlfriend and has had girlfriends in the past.

“So many people know my situation here. It has never been a secret,” Garcia said.

That is a guy who protested waaayyy ttttooooo much.  All you had to say is “T.O. is crazy.”  There.  It’s over.  But, you had to bring up the fact that you have and had in the past, girlfriends.  Now, that makes people think you are just living a secret life.  Your voice and appearance in a metrosexual society can blend in, but you fight it too hard.  If it’s not you, keep it movin…It’s very similar to line by the rapper Drake

Look I stands out… so don’t think this ain’t some shit that I done planned out
And life is beautiful as ever when it pans out
And girls are beautiful until they want a hand out
But, ask apple how I get it tho
I’ll be on the phone with a bitch that you will never know
So you can son me never… I don’t get bitter… I just get better
And a verse is just a verse for me
I keep it generic and these niggas take it personally
If I was in a room and someone yelled… hey bitches
I would never turn around… cause I just don’t fit the description
But that’s just me though…

If that is the case, and you don’t fit the description, then don’t bother responding to such foolish statements.

This goofy SOB is Terry Moran. He co-anchors Nightline on ABC. But it’s b/c of his big mouth or rather busy hands that I’m calling for his removal from Nightline as well as ABC. Steve posted earlier he was the person that told the world President Obama called Kanye an “asshole”.  Well, turns out not only was the comment off the record and retracted immediately by ABC but Obama wasn’t even talking to this BOZO, he wasn’t even in the same room and it was tape from another Network. In this case NBC. Moran just heard some audio/video from an interview earlier in the day. Clearly not doing his job. Instead, in the editing room trying to find a way to make a Jack-A-S out of himself, Obama, CNBC and ABC.

From ABC…

“In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.”

The only thing missing from this comment from ABC is; ” And we have fired his A-s!!!” And what new “steps” are you taking ABC? There are none. For the last at least 300 years “off the record” means just that. Plus Moran stole. He is a thief! The only step you can take is to ensure that your network still has a little integrity by giving Moran das Boot!

How did this Loser get a pass? It’s been at least a day. Fire him. He knew what he was doing. HELL he’s in the media. Twitter is public. He took content that wasn’t his and distributed it without the owner’s consent. Terry Moran, You’re Fired!  You also added your own little commentary to the Tweet that told the world your true feeling about the President as well as your intent to tarnish his name with  “Now That’s Presidential”.  This is not your job and the fact that you used your media access to advance your political views by reporting stolen content are reasons for termination and monetary damages. Maybe the Secret Service wants to have a word with you also.



because it will make you look like a fool…

First, we blogged (jokingly) about Shawne Merriman and the fact that his name is “Lights Out” in regards to the initial reports that Tila Tequila had filed an assault charge against him. Upon further review of the evidence, we decided that she was full of….(you can add your own thoughts here)

We already blogged about how her twitter feed has contradicted some of her claims that she is making in the media. But, it goes beyond this.  (It’s deeper than snacks, I mean rap.

If Tila Nguyen was really hurt or wanted to make sure that she was able to prosecute Shawne Merriman for abuse, she would just shut the hell up.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Tequila to meet with district attorney


ESPN.com news services

Tila Tequila, the reality TV star who accused Shawne Merriman of domestic violence last weekend, said via her Twitter feed that she will meet with the San Diego County district attorney’s office on Friday.

Tequila
Tequila

Wednesday, the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department turned over its reports to the DA’s office. The DA will review them to decide if charges should be filed. Merriman, the San Diego Chargers‘ Pro Bowl linebacker, was arrested early Sunday after Tequila accused him of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave his suburban San Diego home. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies. Tequila was hospitalized briefly and filed a citizen’s complaint against Merriman. No charges have been filed. Merriman contends he was protecting Tequila, who he says was drinking and intended to drive home. “At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided,” he said in a statement. Merriman also said in a statement that he wants to clear “his name” and “put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”

Merriman

Merriman

Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, has denied Merriman’s claims that she was drunk at the time of the incident. San Diego County spokesman Paul Levikow said the DA’s office can reject the accusations, or can refer them to the San Diego City Attorney’s Office for consideration as misdemeanors. The tweet from Tequila’s account that said she would meet with the district attorney, which is verified by Twitter but is not guaranteed to have been written by her, was part of a string of tweets Thursday morning. She started by writing “I will never be a VICTIM of anything. So when someone lays a hand on me then lies. Its on.” She followed that up with more than 30 updates in the next hour, including accusing Merriman of lying in his statements to the media about her. “Damage control. Blame Tila. Make her look bad. Send it out to the media so they don’t [sic] believe her! Quick! Cover it up!,” she wrote, according to the Twitter feed. Tequila’s attorney, Alan Gutman, said earlier this week that Merriman is making personal attacks against Nguyen to spin coverage from his “illegal and indefensible actions.” “It is never justifiable to brutally assault, choke, strike and imprison a woman,” Gutman said in a statement Tuesday night. “Once the truth is fully revealed, Mr. Merriman’s fantastic story of how he was trying to keep Ms. Tequila safe will be completely discredited. No one, especially a woman, should ever have to endure what Mr. Merriman did to Tila Tequila.” Merriman and Tequila have exchanged charges and countercharges on their Twitter accounts. Information from The Associated Press is included in this report.

Now, if you really needed to advertise the fact that you are simply MEETING the DA, then you reek of desperation.  I bet that the DA doesn’t file charges in this case.  If the paramedics found no bruising and she had to file/make a citizens arrest report to get action on her claim, then I am not holding my breath that the DA is going to think that moving on this case is a good use of his/her/office time.

I read a Salon article and the author’s reasons began to synthesize all my reasons in three statements.

One: your Twitter is not interesting or funny, and you are no better than people who tweet about their sandwiches.

Two: I have never read a good or funny Twitter from a celebrity, even if the celebrity is a person I otherwise enjoy.

Three: whatever utility Twitter might have as a small-scale personal diary or communication cloud is negated by Twitter’s tendency to clog up with @ replies and other nonsense.

Why not?  Twitter needs fixing....160 words to say nothing?  Its still too long to read or care about.

Why not? Twitter needs fixing....160 words to say nothing? It's still too long to read or care about.

I am not really even going to get into the fact that people actually follow celebs on Twitter and in the case of Perez Hilton, even called the cops for him.  That in itself is a bigger problem.

You got mopped up....HAHAHAHAHA!

You got mopped up....HAHAHAHAHA!

This is what you would call a Life Lesson

This is what you would call a "Life Lesson"

If you could tweet that dude from the Black Eyed Peas mopped you up, you could call the police for yourself.  Also, you deserve this for calling their manager a “fucking faggot”…. I was going to soften it up, but those are his words, not mine.  SO, to get things in order, you called dude out his name, then he mops you up, and you got back to the room sniveling and tweet about the beatdown?  That is some pure coward shit right there….

Twitter has been known to cause cancer and stupidity

Twitter has been known to cause cancer and stupidity

Back to Ms. Nguyen and Mr. Merriman. If he was smart, he would not engage in the Twitter warfare that is currently happening.  This can not end well for the person doing the most talking, since their words can and will be used against them in a court of law.

You can make the same argument here about Facebook

You can make the same argument here about Facebook

While that is the shit that got me mad, I am also laughing at them having their open snit on the internet.  That is so childish, I have to laugh.  Working at a school, I don’t even see pettiness like that, and I work with tweens and teens.

Nah, bro, I dont facebook...

Nah, bro, I don't facebook...

Even though in this situation, I am glad that they person resigned from their job.  Anyone who reads the blog knows how I feel about Facebook.  It is becoming like the Borg of our society.

By joining Facebook, you join us....

By joining Facebook, you join us....

Sometimes, I do feel powerless, as everyone I know is on Facebook, except for Ronin and myself.  I mean, I do see the benefits of Facebook, but for the benefits, you have to take the detriments as well, and they are too extreme for me.  For instance, using facebook can get you fired, just ask Lee Landor.

Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer’s deputy press secretary has abruptly resigned after spending time at the office railing against Barack Obama and defending racial profiling on her Facebook account, following the controversial arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates last week.

Lee Landor, who joined Stringer’s staff several months ago, first posted a link to a news report on President Obama’s remark that the Cambridge police had “acted stupidly” in arresting Gates. She commented on the incident, writing that “the situation got ‘out of hand’ because Gates is a racist, not because the officer was DOING HIS JOB!”

Well, Ms. Landor, had you been doing your job, you wouldn’t have to resign, and become a story yourself on the news.  IF I had a facebook account, I would post this story to my wall. (Of course, I would wait until I got home to do it…)

The comments were posted at 11:43 a.m. on Friday, July 24, while Landor was apparently working in the borough president’s office. That same day, she posted to Stringer’s official government blog about a plan the borough president had proposed for reviving mayoral control of the city’s public schools.

Landor defended her initial remark in subsequent comments on the page posted at 12:32 p.m. the same day, adding that “racial profiling does exist, but for good reason. Take a look at this country’s jails: who makes up the majority of inmates? Exactly.”


I am waiting for you to make the next argument about look who is on welfare…exactly. (For those of us not in the know, it’s whites who make up the largest population of people on welfare)

Now, if you just look at some stats, it might prove Ms. Landor’s point.  From the Bureau of Justice

Highlights include the following:

  • On June 30, 2006, an estimated 4.8% of black men were in prison or jail, compared to 1.9% of Hispanic men and 0.7% of white men.
  • For the 12 months ending June 30, 2006, State systems reported a larger increase than the Federal system in the number of inmates housed in private prisons.
  • Between July 1, 2005 and June 30, 2006, the number of persons held in local jails increased 2.5% to reach 766,010 inmates, the lowest growth since the 1.6% increase in mid-year 2001

But, what she fails to realize is that even though Black Men (the target group she hates) represent almost 5 percent of the total population of men who identity as black, we only make up less than 7 percent of the TOTAL population.  Whites in America make up 80 percent of the overall population in America.  Let’s do some simple math.  The population of the U.S. is about 307 million people.  For conveinence sake, let’s make it 300 million.  Also, let’s assume an even gender split as well.  So, 120 million Americans are White Males.  From that population, 0.7 percent find themselves behind bars.  840,000 white males are behind bars.

6.5 percent of the population of America would identify themselves as Black. So, roughly 19.5 million men in America are black.  4.7% of the population are behind bars, which is roughly 900,000 black males are behind bars.  So, the total numbers are pretty equal.  So, what are we to take from Ms. Landors statements?  Draw your own conclusions, but, I am going to go with she is a certified racist, whether she self identifies as on or not…

this is where reperations should start....

this is where reperations should start....

The comments were made in Facebook posts traded with two other people, neither of whom are government employees, and one of whom is apparently related to Landor.

Landor also referred to the president as “O-dumb-a,” and said that “Black people, Hispanic people, Indian people, Asian people, whoever, are being over-the-top racists in recent weeks, as highlighted in the media since the Sotomayor-New Haven issue.” She was apparently referring to the case in which Sonia Sotomayor ruled that the New Haven Fire Department had the right to cancel a test determining promotions within the department because no black firefighters passed.

So, basically everyone but whites are racists.  Yup, I got it.  You want to preserve white privilege…why wouldn’t you? I like privilege as much as the next person…it was a broad sweeping brush that this racist used to paint her picture of woe…

Its just easier to say this...At least then her racism wouldnt be cloaked in a false air of academia and polite society.  Just get gritty and grimey and say what is really on your mind.  I can respect that approach...

It's just easier to say this...At least then her racism wouldn't be cloaked in a false air of academia and polite society. Just get gritty and grimey and say what is really on your mind. I can respect that approach...

In a statement issued late Monday evening, Dick Riley, Stringer’s communications director, said the borough president had accepted Landor’s resignation, effective immediately.

“Ms. Landor’s comments were totally inappropriate and in direct contradiction to the views of the borough president and his office,” Riley said in the statement.

Landor did not return messages left on her cell phone seeking comment.

Landor’s Facebook profile, which could be viewed by people beyond her selected “friends” network (including others in government) through Monday afternoon, was apparently deleted after Riley was reached out of the office on Monday evening for comment. Screen shots of the comments had already been obtained by City Hall.

This is what I don’t get.  If you are not ashamed of the things that you write on the wall or in comments (or however it works, since I don’t have it) then why would you delete them later?  I only get rid of the things that I am ashamed of, or know that the subject matter is inappropiate.

Michael Hardy, an attorney for the National Action Network, had called for Lander to be fired immediately.

“If this statement is accurate, then this person should be terminated from the office if [Lander] made the statement during [her] government service,” he said in a phone interview after reviewing the comments. “And if [she] didn’t make this statement during [her] government time, then the public should be advised—and we certainly will advise them—that this should be taken into consideration when voting for Scott Stringer as your Manhattan borough president.”

He added: “It would be very sad if this statement represents the position of the Manhattan borough president’s office.”


A funny comment that I read later was, “What does a borough president actually do?”  I have no idea, but I am assuming that it is rolling around in the layers of fat surrounding any made up political office…


Dick Dadey, the executive director of Citizens Union, a good-government group, said Landor’s comments were inappropriate because they were made on government time and with government resources.

“The use of social networking sites during the work day by government employees is not something that should be permitted, unless it is specifically a part of a communication effort of the elected official or department for which they work,” Dadey said. “Commenting on a political matter not germane to the performance of their job during work hours is questionable.”

Dadey added that allowing government employees, especially those involved in representing elected officials to the public, to comment on political issues on personal websites made it difficult to discern official policy from private opinion.

“It’s easy to draw conclusions that they’re blending the personal with the political in questionable ways,” Dadey said. “The line becomes blurry as to whether they’re representing themselves or the elected official.”

because they can lead you to get shot up.

Steve just thought that it might be a hit on his rep, not his life...but jail isnt that bad, is it?

But would you get shot for it?

The timeline is not set in stone yet, but this 20 year old woman was one who liked to get out and party.  The drinking age is 21, so I thought, but when you travel in circles with Steve McNair, that might open up doors that would routinely be closed to you.  (either that, or you drink at where you work, which could cost you your license.)

Aren't you underage?  How do you have that beer?  and by the looks of it, it's a crappy beer like a Corona or something

Aren't you underage? How do you have that beer? and by the looks of it, it's a crappy beer like a Corona or something

Then, after a night of partying and drinking, you get pulled over…

and hauled off to jail,

That has got to be the motto, right?  I mean, drinking and driving is only a crime if you got caught

That has got to be the motto, right? I mean, drinking and driving is only a crime if you got caught

while Steve jumps into a taxi and gets home.

So, you had some time to stew in jail about being arrested…

with that time you had, you decided that Steve was going to take everything away.  Maybe you began to have feelings of abandonment,  since your parents were killed when you were young.  You were not going to have that happen to you again.  You and your new lover were going to die together, romantically, just like Romeo and Juliet

Really??? I bet SHE decided that YOU would wear the shirts...

Really??? I bet SHE decided that YOU would wear the shirts...

So, then you got your gun that you purchased (privately, as to get around the waiting period) go to the condo and sit and stew while waiting for Steve, who is out drinking with the fellas and is probably chasing better tail…

Sahel, there is a LOT of young tail out there for a guy, especially if you are Steve McNair...just ask his wife, since you are the jumpoff...

Sahel, there is a LOT of young tail out there for a guy, especially if you are Steve McNair...just ask his wife, since you are the jumpoff...and Hooters is better than Dave and Busters, you should try to get a job there...oopppss, I mean you SHOULD HAVE...my bad

She would not have reacted like this is you didn’t take her on expensive trips

You can tell he is sprung by the look he is giving her...

You can tell he is sprung by the look he is giving her...

and buy her cars…

Stuntin on them other hoes...but it could have been taken away at any time...

Stuntin on them other hoes...but it could have been taken away at any time...

and think that nothing is going to come of it when you try to leave the spot.  She thought that it was going to be taken away from her and she did the one thing that she could insure that her future would be forever entertwined with Steve McNair…kill him and kill yourself.

For future players, take a lesson from the tragic tale of Steve McNair.  First, listen to my boyz, Sporty Thievez and No Pidgeons…

then listen to my man Riley…

Think about the game…Game recognize game…

Huey: Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?
Granddad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
Riley: Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?
Granddad: I know the game.
Riley: Takin’ women out to eat, givin’ ‘em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin’ her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain’t eatin’ cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin’ cheddar biscuits.
Riley: I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.
Riley: Game recognize game, Granddad.
Granddad: I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!
Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin’ kinda unfamiliar right now. I – I can’t… Where’s Granddad? Can I help you, sir?

If you are in a situation like this, then follow my man A Pimp named Slickback for dealing with scenarios like this…

The Pimps Prayer: Let us pray the Pimps Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hos place. Amen.

The Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

Finally, E-40 gives us sage advice…

if only Steve had followed this stuff…

I am a person who loves most forms of technology.  If you have been reading recently, you have seen me rail against Twitter, MySpace and Facebook.  I don’t have them and I am not caught up enough in myself to think that the masses care what I am doing at this very second. (Wake up… I am blogging of course…)

One way that tech has gotten out of hand is technology.  I remember when phones where just that, a way to call someone else.  Now, with James Bond in mind, we have phones that can do everything.

I can also audition for American Idol... all from my phone!

I can also audition for American Idol... all from my phone!

But, phones are getting out of control.  In the hands of people, we can get in trouble with tech.  Even worse than the girl who put pictures of herself up on her MySpace account so her boyfriend could see them, we had some young enterprising Russ Meyers in the works.

I give that two hands up!  BTW, Did you know that Roger Ebert likes the dark meat?

I give that two hands up! BTW, Did you know that Roger Ebert likes the dark meat?

Who would have thought that Ebert had this in him?

Who would have thought that Ebert had this in him?

Police in Holbrook are investigating charges against three minors who allegedly created a video of two of them having sexual intercourse while the third recorded it, then distributed the video to junior high students.

I would and could never say that Child Porn is good. (Big Shocker there…)  But, can I big up the enterprising person who was like ” I gotta record this for the future!”?  This is one film that I DO NOT WANT TO SEE, but I can look back and think that I wouldn’t have done this.  ( The easy reason is that I would want to be the person enjoying carnal knowledge, not the person recording it.)

“The video depicts two minors engaging in sexual intercourse,” Holbrook police officer Keysha Mitchell said. She said the person recording the scene was also a minor.The video was then distributed among students at Holbrook Junior-Senior High School, police said, and the charges that may be leveled against the teens are serious as the forwarding of such a video, also known as “sexting,” is a felony offense.”Some of the kids involved could be looking at possession of child pornography, dissemination of child pornography. There’s also the possibility of statutory rape and if there’s any audio discovered on the video there’s also the possible charge of wiretapping,” Mitchell said.Police said the video was taken at a home, not at the school. The alleged victim, a girl under 16, told them she did not realize she was being captured on cell phone. She went to police with her parents when she realized the video was circulating.Police were planning to be in the schools for assemblies on the matter.

This is where I draw the line,  You can’t do this without the consent of all involved parties. Like this…

So, I wonder who is filming?

So, I wonder who is filming?

Meanwhile, parents in the community reacted to the situation.”All these new technologies and they seem to abuse them sometimes,” parent Chris Hawkesworth said.In the meantime, the district attorney will be deciding what charges to bring and police are asking for students who have received the video on their phones to bring it to police so it can be disposed of properly.They said they understand that parents want their children to have phones but advised that the video and photo-taking capability of the phones can be disabled to lower a child’s risk of being exposed to inappropriate material.

So, you can solve video making, but video taking (i.e. receiving the video) may be illegal, but you can’t stop them from getting the video.  Plus, if your phone has internet, you can send it that way.  That is not to count that they can send it to other phone with bluetooth.

Darn…foiled again.  Tech will kill us all…

The economy is looking like its going to rebound from the toilet!

The economy is looking like its going to rebound from the toilet!

Not that I need any more reasons to stay off social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, but this one took the cake when I read it.  On today, you may think that we are kidding around, but there is no joking here…

A 14-year-old American girl may have to register as a sex offender after allegedly posting explicit nude photographs of herself on MySpace.

The New Jersey teenager has been charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography after it’s claimed she posted nearly 30 pictures of herself online.

Maybe you missed the story of the girl who recently killed herself when pictures that she took for her boyfriend got passed around school and town, because he had then on his camera phone.  Why did you need him to see the pictures so bad?  Young women, please do not fall for the childish games that young men play in junior high and high school.

This, unfortunately is where I would have to admit that if I was in high school and we had camera phones and such, I would have wanted and taken such pictures if she would have allowed.  The difference with me (which is not really saying much…) is that while I might have showed them to my buddies, I would have NEVER shared the pictures with others.  I would not be able to control who saw them and that would be horrible.  That is not much better than her ex, but it would not have been shared with the entire school and surrounding community.

“She wanted her boyfriend to see them,” said a New Jersey sheriff’s spokesman.

Social networking website MySpace has a team in place that monitors the posting of inappropriate images. The company would not comment on the New Jersey investigation.

If convicted, the girl could face up to 17 years jail although a harsh sentence is unlikely.

The arrest, which followed a tip from America’s National Centre for Missing and Exploited Children, comes as prosecutors across the country pursue child pornography cases over kids sending naked photographs to each other by cell phones and emails.

The girl has been released into her mother’s custody.

I have a picture of the young girl’s mother…

What is my book club going to think?

What is my book club going to think?

The mother must be embarrassed beyond all belief.  “Why couldn’t you wait until you were 16 and appear on Girls Gone Wild under age like Elliot Spitzer’s call girl?  That way we could be rich.  Now, you are just a MySpace hoodrat…”

I feel the mothers frustration.  I know what the girl in question is getting for her next birthday, Kwanzaa or XMas (or other religious/non-religious end of the year holiday celebration.)

its about time to get you ready for work!

its about time to get you ready for work!