Why I hate Twitter: Are you offended by Meghan McCain’s picture showing her cleavage?

Congrats! Instead of being known for your father being a war hero and a senator, you will be known as the big rack daughter of Senator McCain, who was silly enough to post a lot of skin on Twitter....

because the real question is “Why aren’t you butt-A$$ nekkid like all the other wannabe internet stars?”

Glad to see that you are keeping busy on facebook and twitter! Hope that is an American beer, not some foreign swill....Buy American (unless its Newcastle and its not....)

You had to know that the things that you tittered, I mean tweeted about were going to be a story.  Now, I am clearly not the modesty police, but if you didn’t want the  Twin Towers to become a story, then why are you displaying them so prominently?  Its like you want someone to____________ (fill in the blanks in the comments) clearly look at how large your rack is.  I am a fan, and I have been a fan.  But, please, stop being so butt-hurt about it.  The person who posted the picture is YOU.

Jokes will never end....

Grow up.  You have to be responsible for your actions.  Would you send your grandmother a picture with your boobies all hanging out?  Probably not…

Again, this is why you should not use Twitter...plus, pantsuits? Is that a rip on Hillary?

T.O., Rodney Harrison and trash talking…. T.O. delivers a 1st round KO

unlike Jeff Garcia, I like the box....notice where my eyes are...

Now, here at Too Old, don’t want to knock anyone and their hustle.  it’s all about getting paid.

But, when you run your mouth, you can expect some people are not going to stand quiet and let you dog them out.

While I can’t stand the medium, the message is right on point.  ESPN.com documents the brief battle.

T.O. fires back at Harrison via Twitter

Monday, September 28, 2009 | Print Entry

Rodney Harrison called Terrell Owens a “clown” on NBC. And T.O. wrote this on Twitter on Sunday night, in a series of Tweets:

too bad there is nothing left in the tank

I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!

this is all natural...just hard work, and good living....and science

Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid …

Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!

not only is it dumb, but it's gay too....and not in the happy way. (Gay in the sense that if you like women now, you are going to grow boobs....and start to feel "urges" towards men. If you are a woman, you are going to grow a mustache and kicks to groin will become an effective weapon against you...

Harrison was suspended in 2007 for violating the league’s substance-abuse policy but maintains he never took steroids.

I will get on that right away!

The first thing that I want to point out is how Twitter and other social networking sites are turning us into a nation of illiterate fools.  Learn to spell or have some spellchecker function.  I know that you are only granted less than 200 words to make your point, but child please. (Thanks Ochocinco)

Even with that timeout for a public service announcement, you have to be able to see that T.O. crushed Harrison out.

Second, watch what you say. There is no reason for Harrison to talk reckless.  It seems like a ploy to increase ratings and that actually might work for NBC.

Third, T.O is well versed in calling people out.  Just think back to Jeff Garcia.

In an interview with Playboy magazine that hits newsstands Friday, Owens was asked if he thinks Garcia is gay. Owens responded: “Like my boy tells me: ‘If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat.’ “

Garcia, who had a contentious relationship with the wide receiver in San Francisco, responded to Owens’ comment after practice Wednesday without mentioning the wide receiver by name.

“It is really a waste of my time to sit here and to have to answer to such ridiculous, untrue comments that are made out there in the world today,” Garcia said.

He noted that it has been reported that he has a girlfriend and has had girlfriends in the past.

“So many people know my situation here. It has never been a secret,” Garcia said.

That is a guy who protested waaayyy ttttooooo much.  All you had to say is “T.O. is crazy.”  There.  It’s over.  But, you had to bring up the fact that you have and had in the past, girlfriends.  Now, that makes people think you are just living a secret life.  Your voice and appearance in a metrosexual society can blend in, but you fight it too hard.  If it’s not you, keep it movin…It’s very similar to line by the rapper Drake

Look I stands out… so don’t think this ain’t some shit that I done planned out
And life is beautiful as ever when it pans out
And girls are beautiful until they want a hand out
But, ask apple how I get it tho
I’ll be on the phone with a bitch that you will never know
So you can son me never… I don’t get bitter… I just get better
And a verse is just a verse for me
I keep it generic and these niggas take it personally
If I was in a room and someone yelled… hey bitches
I would never turn around… cause I just don’t fit the description
But that’s just me though…

If that is the case, and you don’t fit the description, then don’t bother responding to such foolish statements.

This MF needs to lose his job! Right Now!!!

This goofy SOB is Terry Moran. He co-anchors Nightline on ABC. But it’s b/c of his big mouth or rather busy hands that I’m calling for his removal from Nightline as well as ABC. Steve posted earlier he was the person that told the world President Obama called Kanye an “asshole”.  Well, turns out not only was the comment off the record and retracted immediately by ABC but Obama wasn’t even talking to this BOZO, he wasn’t even in the same room and it was tape from another Network. In this case NBC. Moran just heard some audio/video from an interview earlier in the day. Clearly not doing his job. Instead, in the editing room trying to find a way to make a Jack-A-S out of himself, Obama, CNBC and ABC.

From ABC…

“In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.”

The only thing missing from this comment from ABC is; ” And we have fired his A-s!!!” And what new “steps” are you taking ABC? There are none. For the last at least 300 years “off the record” means just that. Plus Moran stole. He is a thief! The only step you can take is to ensure that your network still has a little integrity by giving Moran das Boot!

How did this Loser get a pass? It’s been at least a day. Fire him. He knew what he was doing. HELL he’s in the media. Twitter is public. He took content that wasn’t his and distributed it without the owner’s consent. Terry Moran, You’re Fired!  You also added your own little commentary to the Tweet that told the world your true feeling about the President as well as your intent to tarnish his name with  “Now That’s Presidential”.  This is not your job and the fact that you used your media access to advance your political views by reporting stolen content are reasons for termination and monetary damages. Maybe the Secret Service wants to have a word with you also.

Tila Tequila proves why I hate Twitter….that’s the shit that got me MAD

because it will make you look like a fool…

First, we blogged (jokingly) about Shawne Merriman and the fact that his name is “Lights Out” in regards to the initial reports that Tila Tequila had filed an assault charge against him. Upon further review of the evidence, we decided that she was full of….(you can add your own thoughts here)

We already blogged about how her twitter feed has contradicted some of her claims that she is making in the media. But, it goes beyond this.  (It’s deeper than snacks, I mean rap.

If Tila Nguyen was really hurt or wanted to make sure that she was able to prosecute Shawne Merriman for abuse, she would just shut the hell up.

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Tequila to meet with district attorney

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Tila Tequila, the reality TV star who accused Shawne Merriman of domestic violence last weekend, said via her Twitter feed that she will meet with the San Diego County district attorney’s office on Friday.

Tequila

Wednesday, the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department turned over its reports to the DA’s office. The DA will review them to decide if charges should be filed. Merriman, the San Diego Chargers‘ Pro Bowl linebacker, was arrested early Sunday after Tequila accused him of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave his suburban San Diego home. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies. Tequila was hospitalized briefly and filed a citizen’s complaint against Merriman. No charges have been filed. Merriman contends he was protecting Tequila, who he says was drinking and intended to drive home. “At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided,” he said in a statement. Merriman also said in a statement that he wants to clear “his name” and “put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”

Merriman

Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, has denied Merriman’s claims that she was drunk at the time of the incident. San Diego County spokesman Paul Levikow said the DA’s office can reject the accusations, or can refer them to the San Diego City Attorney’s Office for consideration as misdemeanors. The tweet from Tequila’s account that said she would meet with the district attorney, which is verified by Twitter but is not guaranteed to have been written by her, was part of a string of tweets Thursday morning. She started by writing “I will never be a VICTIM of anything. So when someone lays a hand on me then lies. Its on.” She followed that up with more than 30 updates in the next hour, including accusing Merriman of lying in his statements to the media about her. “Damage control. Blame Tila. Make her look bad. Send it out to the media so they don’t [sic] believe her! Quick! Cover it up!,” she wrote, according to the Twitter feed. Tequila’s attorney, Alan Gutman, said earlier this week that Merriman is making personal attacks against Nguyen to spin coverage from his “illegal and indefensible actions.” “It is never justifiable to brutally assault, choke, strike and imprison a woman,” Gutman said in a statement Tuesday night. “Once the truth is fully revealed, Mr. Merriman’s fantastic story of how he was trying to keep Ms. Tequila safe will be completely discredited. No one, especially a woman, should ever have to endure what Mr. Merriman did to Tila Tequila.” Merriman and Tequila have exchanged charges and countercharges on their Twitter accounts. Information from The Associated Press is included in this report.

Now, if you really needed to advertise the fact that you are simply MEETING the DA, then you reek of desperation.  I bet that the DA doesn’t file charges in this case.  If the paramedics found no bruising and she had to file/make a citizens arrest report to get action on her claim, then I am not holding my breath that the DA is going to think that moving on this case is a good use of his/her/office time.

I read a Salon article and the author’s reasons began to synthesize all my reasons in three statements.

One: your Twitter is not interesting or funny, and you are no better than people who tweet about their sandwiches.

Two: I have never read a good or funny Twitter from a celebrity, even if the celebrity is a person I otherwise enjoy.

Three: whatever utility Twitter might have as a small-scale personal diary or communication cloud is negated by Twitter’s tendency to clog up with @ replies and other nonsense.

Why not? Twitter needs fixing....160 words to say nothing? It's still too long to read or care about.

I am not really even going to get into the fact that people actually follow celebs on Twitter and in the case of Perez Hilton, even called the cops for him.  That in itself is a bigger problem.

You got mopped up....HAHAHAHAHA!

This is what you would call a "Life Lesson"

If you could tweet that dude from the Black Eyed Peas mopped you up, you could call the police for yourself.  Also, you deserve this for calling their manager a “fucking faggot”…. I was going to soften it up, but those are his words, not mine.  SO, to get things in order, you called dude out his name, then he mops you up, and you got back to the room sniveling and tweet about the beatdown?  That is some pure coward shit right there….

Twitter has been known to cause cancer and stupidity

Back to Ms. Nguyen and Mr. Merriman. If he was smart, he would not engage in the Twitter warfare that is currently happening.  This can not end well for the person doing the most talking, since their words can and will be used against them in a court of law.

You can make the same argument here about Facebook

While that is the shit that got me mad, I am also laughing at them having their open snit on the internet.  That is so childish, I have to laugh.  Working at a school, I don’t even see pettiness like that, and I work with tweens and teens.

Reason# 2,345 of Why I Hate Facebook: Using Facebook can get you FIRED! Meet Lee Landor, HATER of the WEEK!

Nah, bro, I don't facebook...

Even though in this situation, I am glad that they person resigned from their job.  Anyone who reads the blog knows how I feel about Facebook.  It is becoming like the Borg of our society.

By joining Facebook, you join us....

Sometimes, I do feel powerless, as everyone I know is on Facebook, except for Ronin and myself.  I mean, I do see the benefits of Facebook, but for the benefits, you have to take the detriments as well, and they are too extreme for me.  For instance, using facebook can get you fired, just ask Lee Landor.

Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer’s deputy press secretary has abruptly resigned after spending time at the office railing against Barack Obama and defending racial profiling on her Facebook account, following the controversial arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates last week.

Lee Landor, who joined Stringer’s staff several months ago, first posted a link to a news report on President Obama’s remark that the Cambridge police had “acted stupidly” in arresting Gates. She commented on the incident, writing that “the situation got ‘out of hand’ because Gates is a racist, not because the officer was DOING HIS JOB!”

Well, Ms. Landor, had you been doing your job, you wouldn’t have to resign, and become a story yourself on the news.  IF I had a facebook account, I would post this story to my wall. (Of course, I would wait until I got home to do it…)

The comments were posted at 11:43 a.m. on Friday, July 24, while Landor was apparently working in the borough president’s office. That same day, she posted to Stringer’s official government blog about a plan the borough president had proposed for reviving mayoral control of the city’s public schools.

Landor defended her initial remark in subsequent comments on the page posted at 12:32 p.m. the same day, adding that “racial profiling does exist, but for good reason. Take a look at this country’s jails: who makes up the majority of inmates? Exactly.”

I am waiting for you to make the next argument about look who is on welfare…exactly. (For those of us not in the know, it’s whites who make up the largest population of people on welfare)

Now, if you just look at some stats, it might prove Ms. Landor’s point.  From the Bureau of Justice

Highlights include the following:

• On June 30, 2006, an estimated 4.8% of black men were in prison or jail, compared to 1.9% of Hispanic men and 0.7% of white men.
• For the 12 months ending June 30, 2006, State systems reported a larger increase than the Federal system in the number of inmates housed in private prisons.
• Between July 1, 2005 and June 30, 2006, the number of persons held in local jails increased 2.5% to reach 766,010 inmates, the lowest growth since the 1.6% increase in mid-year 2001

But, what she fails to realize is that even though Black Men (the target group she hates) represent almost 5 percent of the total population of men who identity as black, we only make up less than 7 percent of the TOTAL population.  Whites in America make up 80 percent of the overall population in America.  Let’s do some simple math.  The population of the U.S. is about 307 million people.  For conveinence sake, let’s make it 300 million.  Also, let’s assume an even gender split as well.  So, 120 million Americans are White Males.  From that population, 0.7 percent find themselves behind bars.  840,000 white males are behind bars.

6.5 percent of the population of America would identify themselves as Black. So, roughly 19.5 million men in America are black.  4.7% of the population are behind bars, which is roughly 900,000 black males are behind bars.  So, the total numbers are pretty equal.  So, what are we to take from Ms. Landors statements?  Draw your own conclusions, but, I am going to go with she is a certified racist, whether she self identifies as on or not…

this is where reperations should start....

The comments were made in Facebook posts traded with two other people, neither of whom are government employees, and one of whom is apparently related to Landor.

Landor also referred to the president as “O-dumb-a,” and said that “Black people, Hispanic people, Indian people, Asian people, whoever, are being over-the-top racists in recent weeks, as highlighted in the media since the Sotomayor-New Haven issue.” She was apparently referring to the case in which Sonia Sotomayor ruled that the New Haven Fire Department had the right to cancel a test determining promotions within the department because no black firefighters passed.

So, basically everyone but whites are racists.  Yup, I got it.  You want to preserve white privilege…why wouldn’t you? I like privilege as much as the next person…it was a broad sweeping brush that this racist used to paint her picture of woe…

It's just easier to say this...At least then her racism wouldn't be cloaked in a false air of academia and polite society. Just get gritty and grimey and say what is really on your mind. I can respect that approach...

In a statement issued late Monday evening, Dick Riley, Stringer’s communications director, said the borough president had accepted Landor’s resignation, effective immediately.

“Ms. Landor’s comments were totally inappropriate and in direct contradiction to the views of the borough president and his office,” Riley said in the statement.

Landor did not return messages left on her cell phone seeking comment.

Landor’s Facebook profile, which could be viewed by people beyond her selected “friends” network (including others in government) through Monday afternoon, was apparently deleted after Riley was reached out of the office on Monday evening for comment. Screen shots of the comments had already been obtained by City Hall.

This is what I don’t get.  If you are not ashamed of the things that you write on the wall or in comments (or however it works, since I don’t have it) then why would you delete them later?  I only get rid of the things that I am ashamed of, or know that the subject matter is inappropiate.

Michael Hardy, an attorney for the National Action Network, had called for Lander to be fired immediately.

“If this statement is accurate, then this person should be terminated from the office if [Lander] made the statement during [her] government service,” he said in a phone interview after reviewing the comments. “And if [she] didn’t make this statement during [her] government time, then the public should be advised—and we certainly will advise them—that this should be taken into consideration when voting for Scott Stringer as your Manhattan borough president.”

He added: “It would be very sad if this statement represents the position of the Manhattan borough president’s office.”

A funny comment that I read later was, “What does a borough president actually do?”  I have no idea, but I am assuming that it is rolling around in the layers of fat surrounding any made up political office…

Dick Dadey, the executive director of Citizens Union, a good-government group, said Landor’s comments were inappropriate because they were made on government time and with government resources.

“The use of social networking sites during the work day by government employees is not something that should be permitted, unless it is specifically a part of a communication effort of the elected official or department for which they work,” Dadey said. “Commenting on a political matter not germane to the performance of their job during work hours is questionable.”

Dadey added that allowing government employees, especially those involved in representing elected officials to the public, to comment on political issues on personal websites made it difficult to discern official policy from private opinion.

“It’s easy to draw conclusions that they’re blending the personal with the political in questionable ways,” Dadey said. “The line becomes blurry as to whether they’re representing themselves or the elected official.”

Regardless, Facebook at work is wrong, and when you are stupid enough to name call the president at work, then you get whats coming to you.  BTW, where did you go to college, becuase they did a terrible job of preparing you for the real world.  It;s not all about Facebook and hopefully this will teach someone a thing or two…

Bye-Bye Lee, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya...

Sahel Kazemi proves why you don’t buy your side pieces or jumpoffs expensive things…

because they can lead you to get shot up.

But would you get shot for it?

The timeline is not set in stone yet, but this 20 year old woman was one who liked to get out and party.  The drinking age is 21, so I thought, but when you travel in circles with Steve McNair, that might open up doors that would routinely be closed to you.  (either that, or you drink at where you work, which could cost you your license.)

Aren't you underage? How do you have that beer? and by the looks of it, it's a crappy beer like a Corona or something

Then, after a night of partying and drinking, you get pulled over…

and hauled off to jail,

That has got to be the motto, right? I mean, drinking and driving is only a crime if you got caught

while Steve jumps into a taxi and gets home.

So, you had some time to stew in jail about being arrested…

with that time you had, you decided that Steve was going to take everything away.  Maybe you began to have feelings of abandonment,  since your parents were killed when you were young.  You were not going to have that happen to you again.  You and your new lover were going to die together, romantically, just like Romeo and Juliet

Really??? I bet SHE decided that YOU would wear the shirts...

So, then you got your gun that you purchased (privately, as to get around the waiting period) go to the condo and sit and stew while waiting for Steve, who is out drinking with the fellas and is probably chasing better tail…

Sahel, there is a LOT of young tail out there for a guy, especially if you are Steve McNair...just ask his wife, since you are the jumpoff...and Hooters is better than Dave and Busters, you should try to get a job there...oopppss, I mean you SHOULD HAVE...my bad

She would not have reacted like this is you didn’t take her on expensive trips

You can tell he is sprung by the look he is giving her...

and buy her cars…

Stuntin on them other hoes...but it could have been taken away at any time...

and think that nothing is going to come of it when you try to leave the spot.  She thought that it was going to be taken away from her and she did the one thing that she could insure that her future would be forever entertwined with Steve McNair…kill him and kill yourself.

For future players, take a lesson from the tragic tale of Steve McNair.  First, listen to my boyz, Sporty Thievez and No Pidgeons…

then listen to my man Riley…

Think about the game…Game recognize game…

Huey: Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?
Granddad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
Riley: Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?
Granddad: I know the game.
Riley: Takin’ women out to eat, givin’ ‘em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin’ her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain’t eatin’ cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin’ cheddar biscuits.
Riley: I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.
Riley: Game recognize game, Granddad.
Granddad: I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!
Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin’ kinda unfamiliar right now. I – I can’t… Where’s Granddad? Can I help you, sir?

If you are in a situation like this, then follow my man A Pimp named Slickback for dealing with scenarios like this…

The Pimp's Prayer: "Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."

Finally, E-40 gives us sage advice…

if only Steve had followed this stuff…

The Dangers of Technology: Child Pornography taken with Camera Phone

I am a person who loves most forms of technology.  If you have been reading recently, you have seen me rail against Twitter, MySpace and Facebook.  I don’t have them and I am not caught up enough in myself to think that the masses care what I am doing at this very second. (Wake up… I am blogging of course…)

One way that tech has gotten out of hand is technology.  I remember when phones where just that, a way to call someone else.  Now, with James Bond in mind, we have phones that can do everything.

I can also audition for American Idol... all from my phone!

But, phones are getting out of control.  In the hands of people, we can get in trouble with tech.  Even worse than the girl who put pictures of herself up on her MySpace account so her boyfriend could see them, we had some young enterprising Russ Meyers in the works.

I give that two hands up! BTW, Did you know that Roger Ebert likes the dark meat?

Who would have thought that Ebert had this in him?

HOLBROOK, Mass. — Police in Holbrook are investigating charges against three minors who allegedly created a video of two of them having sexual intercourse while the third recorded it, then distributed the video to junior high students.

I would and could never say that Child Porn is good. (Big Shocker there…)  But, can I big up the enterprising person who was like ” I gotta record this for the future!”?  This is one film that I DO NOT WANT TO SEE, but I can look back and think that I wouldn’t have done this.  ( The easy reason is that I would want to be the person enjoying carnal knowledge, not the person recording it.)

“The video depicts two minors engaging in sexual intercourse,” Holbrook police officer Keysha Mitchell said. She said the person recording the scene was also a minor.The video was then distributed among students at Holbrook Junior-Senior High School, police said, and the charges that may be leveled against the teens are serious as the forwarding of such a video, also known as “sexting,” is a felony offense.”Some of the kids involved could be looking at possession of child pornography, dissemination of child pornography. There’s also the possibility of statutory rape and if there’s any audio discovered on the video there’s also the possible charge of wiretapping,” Mitchell said.Police said the video was taken at a home, not at the school. The alleged victim, a girl under 16, told them she did not realize she was being captured on cell phone. She went to police with her parents when she realized the video was circulating.Police were planning to be in the schools for assemblies on the matter.

This is where I draw the line,  You can’t do this without the consent of all involved parties. Like this…

So, I wonder who is filming?

Meanwhile, parents in the community reacted to the situation.”All these new technologies and they seem to abuse them sometimes,” parent Chris Hawkesworth said.In the meantime, the district attorney will be deciding what charges to bring and police are asking for students who have received the video on their phones to bring it to police so it can be disposed of properly.They said they understand that parents want their children to have phones but advised that the video and photo-taking capability of the phones can be disabled to lower a child’s risk of being exposed to inappropriate material.

So, you can solve video making, but video taking (i.e. receiving the video) may be illegal, but you can’t stop them from getting the video.  Plus, if your phone has internet, you can send it that way.  That is not to count that they can send it to other phone with bluetooth.

Darn…foiled again.  Tech will kill us all…

Irony defined…14 year old girl arrested as sex offender for posting explicit pictures on MySpace

The economy is looking like its going to rebound from the toilet!

Not that I need any more reasons to stay off social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, but this one took the cake when I read it.  On today, you may think that we are kidding around, but there is no joking here…

A 14-year-old American girl may have to register as a sex offender after allegedly posting explicit nude photographs of herself on MySpace.

The New Jersey teenager has been charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography after it’s claimed she posted nearly 30 pictures of herself online.

Maybe you missed the story of the girl who recently killed herself when pictures that she took for her boyfriend got passed around school and town, because he had then on his camera phone.  Why did you need him to see the pictures so bad?  Young women, please do not fall for the childish games that young men play in junior high and high school.

This, unfortunately is where I would have to admit that if I was in high school and we had camera phones and such, I would have wanted and taken such pictures if she would have allowed.  The difference with me (which is not really saying much…) is that while I might have showed them to my buddies, I would have NEVER shared the pictures with others.  I would not be able to control who saw them and that would be horrible.  That is not much better than her ex, but it would not have been shared with the entire school and surrounding community.

“She wanted her boyfriend to see them,” said a New Jersey sheriff’s spokesman.

Social networking website MySpace has a team in place that monitors the posting of inappropriate images. The company would not comment on the New Jersey investigation.

If convicted, the girl could face up to 17 years jail although a harsh sentence is unlikely.

The arrest, which followed a tip from America’s National Centre for Missing and Exploited Children, comes as prosecutors across the country pursue child pornography cases over kids sending naked photographs to each other by cell phones and emails.

The girl has been released into her mother’s custody.

I have a picture of the young girl’s mother…

What is my book club going to think?

The mother must be embarrassed beyond all belief.  “Why couldn’t you wait until you were 16 and appear on Girls Gone Wild under age like Elliot Spitzer’s call girl?  That way we could be rich.  Now, you are just a MySpace hoodrat…”

I feel the mothers frustration.  I know what the girl in question is getting for her next birthday, Kwanzaa or XMas (or other religious/non-religious end of the year holiday celebration.)

its about time to get you ready for work!

GaySlay…MySpace strikes again…Teen Kills News Anchor and Reading his MySpace could have saved him

This one always makes me laugh, since this is really all MySpace is good for....

Just call me old fashioned,

but I hate most of the new technology… Samuel L. Jackson, portraying Gin Rummy had it right with Nigger technology.  But, I am a man of principles and when I am wrong, I have to admit it. MySpace could have saved a life.

Let me explain…

One of the many guilty pleasures that I have is that I like to read Craigslist Best of… it is one of the online technologies that actually work to make life easier and fun…

(Note… I am not the Steve here, because if I was and my boy sent me a stank picture of a dump I would be mad.)

Date: 2009-02-02, 10:34PM CST

This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy #305 in Schaumburg, Illinois, but also to the gentleman in the middle stall in the men’s restroom at about 5:17 CST on Saturday, January 31st. You had been in there for awhile, so this Letter of Apology is as much for you. Please let me expand…

I recently finished reading The Chris Farley Show (I strongly recommend this book for everyone) and have been wanting to buy SNL’s Best of Chris Farley. After my fiancee’s grandmother’s 90th birthday party in the northwest suburbs (very lovely gathering, by the way) Saturday late afternoon/early evening, I decide to stop by and buy it. Right away, I find the last one on the shelf as my fiancée is looking for other “bargains,” and I pass it to her when I realize my stomach is rumbling. I decide to take a trip to the men’s room in search of a better life for myself. That’s when complications began to arise.

As I walk towards the men’s room, a mother is telling her son “it’s okay, use the bathroom, I’ll be right here” or something like that. I remember being that age (about 7-9) and public bathrooms were not your friend. I walk in just behind the little boy and see him glance at the urinal for a brief second – and then he walks to the rear stall. DAMMIT!! The middle stall is taken, and I think pooping in a urinal on a Saturday afternoon is a felony in most states. I sigh, leave, and take a couple of more (fast) laps around all of the movies and Wii games.

I return to the restroom about four minutes and ten seconds later, and the rear stall is now open. PAYDIRT!!! The middle stall is still occupied by the same dude as before (I can tell by seeing the same shoes and pants on the floor underneath the door). I actually think to myself, “that sucks, poor guy.” After wiping the toilet seat, I sit down and take a refreshing and cleansing poo. Things are looking up in life again.

I go to flush the toilet and sneer at how ugly it looks in there. It’s bad. Really bad. It is actually too gross for me to follow-through on taking a picture of it and texting it to my friend Steve.

Anyway, here is where things went awry. Very. I flush the toilet. Bubble. Bubbling. Rumbling. Uh-oh. The water rises a little. Please go down. Please. The water rises a little more. Nervousness settles in. Quickly. Shit. Dammit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Stop the water. Industrial toilet. It’s not an option. WTF. Shit. Please go down. Water still rising. Not going down. Really bad. 1” to go. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Please just stop. 1/2” left. Time to think of an exit strategy. Water overflows. Well, I guess you can call it water, but it doesn’t really look like water anymore. And, I just remember about the poor guy in the middle stall. Stay calm. And get out of there. Now.

“Watch your feet, dude, I’ll get somebody quick.” I said it as calm as I possibly could.

I almost immediately find a Best Buy employee: “I just wanted you to know that a toilet is overflowing in the men’s restroom, and you’re going to want to get somebody in there quick.”

I find my fiancée almost immediately. I walk very (very) fast towards her. “Can you get the movies? I’ll get the car.” She knows something is wrong. Very wrong. I guess I won’t argue with her buying Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then. I go to the car and circle around the parking lot for about eight minutes. I am hoping that the guy from the middle stall isn’t scouring the parking lot yet for the guy with brown hair in the black pullover and dark green vest. My fiancée walks out, she jumps in, and I speed away as fast as a 5 MPH speed limit in a parking lot permits.

So, please accept my apology, the guy in the middle stall, and also the fine employees at the Best Buy #305. I sincerely apologize for any heartache, headaches, and pain I may have caused you. And for ruining your weekend. Every time I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall with my lovely soon-to-be wife, a special cloud of guilt will hang over my head for you.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.

Now, that is the definition of hilarity.  Who hasn’t been in that position once on our lives?  The fact that is was in a public bathroom is funnier and knowing that an innocent is harmed makes me laugh especially since I was not the one in the middle stall..poor kid.

Which gets me to MySpace.  This is a type of technology that Ed Wuncler the III would love.  There is a new revolution that is moving the field of play from the bars and clubs to the internet and social networking.  The revolution is the development of MySpace pimping.  Yes, MySpace pimping. Men and women around the globe are using this networking site to find people to hook up with and have meaningless sex with.  I have a friend (who will remain nameless) , but for fun lets call him Teve Torbes (if you have seen this classic SNL from 96) or Mr. Strapped (which is a separate funny story that if you ask for, I will tell) who flew to Guatemala to hook with a woman.  Long story short, it went well, until she dumped him via email.

So, I think that pimping MySpace was hot, but now has fallen behind Facebook and Craigslist.  One reason why I think that they fell behind is that on CL, you can choose a category that you like and browse the ads until you find something compatible.

As much as I rail against the social networking fad as a whole, here is one time going to someone’s MySpace or Facebook would be a good thing.  While this is no different than meeting up with someone in a bar, the MySpace can give information about someone that you would want to have before jumping into the sack.

The troubled teenager accused of stabbing WABC newsman George Weber during drug-fueled rough sex is a 16-year-old Satan-loving sadomasochist with a knife fetish.

Take a second to digest that sentence.  (While I took journalism in college, I really didn’t pay it much mind to the detriment of the readers…my bad.  next lifetime, I will pay attention in class)  This really captures, who,what, not so much when, where and why.  This is the Pulitzer of opening sentences.  It has me wanting to learn more.

John Katehis, who is just 16 and lives in East Elmhurst, Queens, posted pictures of himself on MySpace.com with various blades – including one he held against his neck. He also issued a chilling warning.

“If you disrespect me then I will f—–g break your neck,” he wrote.

I LIKE OLDER MEN FOR ROUGH S/M SEX! That is what his MySpace page should have read...because what if I didn't find him on CL...the name of the game is diversify...

On his site, Katehis called himself “Extremist, an Anarchist, a Sadomasochist” and said he enjoys “long conversations, drinking, bike riding, hanging out.”

That probably got the victim in a great mood.  hey, I have found someone who like long conversations and drinking.  What guy doesn’t like to hang out?

The teen also listed more sinister hobbies like “roof hopping, hanging off trains” and claimed be into extremely violent video games.

“I am a very easy person to talk to,” he wrote. “I like to do crazy and wild things … I’m always looking for a big thrill.

You have to admit, having sex with A FREAKING MINOR is something that someone would consider wild and crazy, especially if you are putting your LIFE AND FREEDOM and MONEY at risk.  If the victim had just read Badbadteacher.com, he might have avoided this entire situation.

I am smiliing here, but dead now because I like freaky sex with minors

Katehis was on the run in upstate Middletown, when cops picked him up just after midnight. He admitted answering an ad Weber placed on the Internet looking for a partner in rough sex, police and law enforcements sources said.

“He saw the victim’s ad looking for violent sex and said, ‘I can smother somebody for $60,’ but it got out of hand,” a source said.

Let me add a little more details to the story.  The NY Daily News is providing the rated PG version, let me spice it up for the readers…

The Post article said that an anonymous source revealed the two had met through a Craigslist ad for violent sex that Weber had posted, and added that Katehis had a girlfriend.

I am going to have to say “shenanigans” on this claim.  The guy is having sex with other guys.  now clearly that doesn’t prevent him from being bi-sexual.  But, it seems fishy to me that he would have time to have a girlfriend, have gay sex for money and keep up an extensive knife collection…

The article said that Weber and Katehis had struck an agreement of sex for pay, with Weber offering a price of $60. Now, 60 dollars can’t even pay for one of the violent video games that Katehis likes. The games are 60 dollars PLUS TAX.  So, he would still come up a little short.  Dude should have definitely asked for more money. While I wouldn’t pay people to beat on me, some people pay a lot for that service.

According to the suspect, Weber ingested alcohol and cocaine before producing a knife, evidently as part of the rough sex scenario. Katehis said that he then seized the knife and attacked the newsman, the article reported.

Death is nothing to laugh at…but I will.  Only a little bit, and only to say that why am I not shocked that the dude had coke?  I am shocked that he didnt have some X or some MDMA (which are basically the same, but I wouldn’t know, since I have never done either)  He got all coked up and liquored up and things went south.  That is why violence has no place with sex.  Lets start a campaign to keep them apart.  I don’t care if that is “your thing” but for once, I am calling you twisted.  Consensual gay sex is fine, since it is with two consenting ADULTS (lets put that in emphasis) but the violence that you are working out in S and M because you didn’t get enough hugs growing up is wrong.

Weber’s body was found two days later, naked from the waist down and with his ankles duct taped together, according to media sources. Water had been left running in the bathtub and the sink. Police speculated that the suspect washed up before leaving the premises, neglecting to turn off the taps before he exited.

Didn’t dude know that some of us in the US are facing severe water shortages?  Now, I applaud his cleanliness and wanting to clean up after sex and murder, but please, turn off the water and limit your shower to five minutes to conserve one of our most precious resources.

The killing was bloody, according to media sources, with blood found on the walls of the apartment. The suspect’s blood was also found at the scene, according to investigators. This is a reason to stick to the bars, although hilarity and hijinx like this can happen as well… Here is another sample of the Best of Craigslist

You thought I was hot… till you found out I wasn’t a dyke!! – m4w

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Date: 2009-01-26, 8:52PM PST

We were both out with our friends Saturday nite, having a good time dancing, drinking, scoping out the honeys, you know how we do! After we danced for a bit, you came right up to me with that look in your eye and I couldn’t resist…we made out long enough to make the bad music worth it. You even handed your drink to your friend mid-kiss so you could focus all your energy on me! How hot is that??

Never mind that we were at Rebel Girl, the Rickshaw Stop’s once-a-month Lesbian/Grrl/Dyke-centric sweaty dancehall extravanganza, and I was one of maybe twenty dudes in a whole sea of queer female hotness…never mind that you thought I was a tall, thin GIRL, and didn’t realize I wasn’t, until twenty minutes AFTER we were done swapping spit. (That was *hella* hot by the way…all witnesses agree you’re quite gifted)

I thought you were charming in spite of your inability to accurately gauge my gender. I’m sorry I ended up being male-bodied, and straight, but nonetheless I’d like to see you again. Maybe next month? I only go when my lesbian friends invite me, but they’re giving you their official thumbs up. And I think your smile’s lovely. So there.

I was the tall blonde British lad in the button-up shirt. You were the slightly inebriated lass who knows who she is. If you’d like to try for a repeat as much as I do, by all means don’t waste any time..I’d love to dance with you again.

Now that is classy…but, back to our story.

The teen admitted he stabbed Weber, but couldn’t remember how many times because he “blanked out” during the assault. He was in custody Wednesday at Brooklyn’s 76th Precinct.

Cops found the suspect by combing through Weber’s e-mail and Web browser history and tracking calls he made from his cell phone, sources said.

The internet is not a place to hide. Cell phones can be traced.  Why do you think that criminals today use disposable phones?  So that they can’t be tracked…

The two met in Brooklyn early Friday evening and then returned to the newsman’s Carroll Gardens brownstone apartment under the premise of engaging in sadomasochistic acts, sources said.

Weber, 47, whose ankles were bound with duct tape, was stabbed repeatedly in a frenzied attack that sprayed the walls with blood.

Weber had been writing a neighborhood blog and was freelancing for ABC’s national radio network after he was laid off from his job doing local news on WABC morning radio. His body was found Sunday morning.

“We are devastated by the loss of George – Jordy to us,” the veteran newsman’s family said in a statement Tuesday. “He was truly a caring person who loved and was loved by all he met.

“Jordy loved New York and its people, particularly his Carroll Gardens neighborhood. The outpouring of support by his friends and neighbors is a blessing to us and a testimony to his character.”

A memorial service is in the works, but arrangements have not been finalized, the family said.

How do you really have a decent memorial service for George?  Every one that is there knows what went down.  how can you be respectful, when you are thinking about his freaky lifestyle?  I know that if I went, I couldn’t help but to think that George (assuming that I knew him of course, which I don’t) allowed some young kid to stab him up because he was on the lookout for some freaky sex.  then I would think or wonder where did George get the cocaine from and how good was his conenctions?

Finally, I would think that George was a MySpace whore and that would be a central theme…

This is also not acceptable, but more acceptable than GaySlay. Chains, maybe, knives NO WAY!

The Dangers of Twitter: Broken Relationships, just ask John Mayer

I hate a lot of the new technology.  That may bring me closer to my parents when I was a kid, but some technology is so stupid, that it defies explanations.

Lucky in Life, unlucky in love is a mantra that Jennifer Aniston knows all too well.  Even with her best intentions, her man gets swooped on, or does something to cause the end of the relationship.  Some people aren’t meant to be caged in a relationship and she seems to be one in that group.

Visual way to understand Twittering and Tweet...

Back to technology…it stinks.  So many people around me have either joined the Facebook revolution or are fighting a losing battle to be connected with millions of other losers who want to know how people are feeling (like our boy on the Eagles) or wanting to leave a message on their wall.

Now maybe as a kid, I might have found twitter useful if I could do what this mother wants

Call me cynical, but I really don’t care about that. (Especially since I am grown and can do whatever I damn well please.)   If I need to know how someone is doing, then I pick up the phone and call them.  Calling is the thing that gets a lot of men in trouble.  We think that calling is something that we do when we want to talk.  Not talk about random things, but usually something specific.  Women, on occasion, want to talk about some irrelevant, inane things that drive us crazy.  Men, to keep your relationship going, just fall on the sword.  Listen to them and actually respond to what they are saying.  Don’t do this (or maybe do do this… depends on your situation…nothing here can be constituted as legal advice.  Anything that you do you your relationship is your fault, and yours alone…)

John Mayer should have listened to this advice.  His fascination with Twitter cost him his relationship with Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston dumped on/off boyfriend John Mayer over his obsession with the micro-blogging site Twitter, according to reports.

During the actress’s trip to Europe earlier this month to promote her new film Marley & Me, she was apparently infuriated when the musician claimed he was too busy to return her calls, but found time to update his Twitter page.

This is where I would say that Jennifer doesn’t know guys.  We dont like to be on the phone, and we like to talk sports. Chances are, she was not going to be dealing with the tournament or how her bracket is doing…Maybe she forgot, but this is March Madness.

The couple split last week after a rocky 11-month romance, with John writing on his Twitter page just days later ‘this heart didn’t come with instructions’.

Following the split, Jennifer has thrown herself back into work after relocating to New York to start on her new comedy film The Baster.

The actress was spotted looking stony-faced as she left her Manhattan hotel clutching a script on Monday.

That is good that you are throwing yourself back into your work, but if you are taking suggestions, could you make a watchable movie that doesn’t have my stomach in knots over how the hell I got dragged into another sucky movie? I hear Marley and Me is okay, but I have been burned before and I am very hesitant to jump back into the water…

Singer John, 31, is one of the most high-profile Twitter users and updates his page on a daily basis.

A friend of the 40-year-old actress said she was unimpressed he found time to write random ramblings on the site, but not to contact her.

A pal claimed in America’s Star magazine: ‘John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her e-mails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say, “I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”

‘Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

‘Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like, “He has time for all this Twittering but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?”‘

Simple answer… YES!  But, the real problem is that you kept him on the phone for too long.  A short conversation is always the best.  You can ask him how is is, what sights has he seen, did you see the Lakers?, bring me something back, and peace!  That is how you make a conversation for a guy on the phone…

The couple decided to end their romance just days after Jennifer returned to the U.S.

During her trip to London, Jennifer hinted at possible romantic problems as she told the Mail On Sunday’s You magazine it was naive for people to believe a relationship can last forever.

When questioned about the perfect relationship, she said: ‘I don’t have one and I don’t think it exists. We are just fooling ourselves if we think it does. Whoever said that every relationship has to last for ever?

‘That’s hoping for too much. I think every relationship is a world unto itself.’

The split marks the second time they have called time on their relationship since they first started dating last April.

They originally parted ways in August with John holding an impromptu press conference outside his New York gym, informing the press it was he who had ended the relationship.

He said: ‘There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing.

‘People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.’

When the couple later reconciled, Jennifer said John immediately regretted his behaviour.

She told Vogue magazine: ‘He had to put that out there that he broke up with me… Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.’

Sorry Jen, but it did just happen.  I am shocked that he didnt have a tweet on his twitter about the ending of the relationship.  He might have done that, but I would not know, since I dont use it.

At last month’s Oscars, the couple appeared inseparable as they arrived at the Vanity Fair after-party together.

The event marked the first time Jennifer had come face-to-face with her ex-husband Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer and Brad split in January 2005 after four of marriage and the actor has since gone on to become the father of six children with his Mr & Mrs Smith co-star.

John is just the latest failed romance for the unlucky-in-love actress, who dated her The Break Up co-star Vince Vaughan for over a year and had a brief fling with English model Paul Schulfor, who is now dating Cameron Diaz.

Ouch…why does the media have to continue to harp on the fact that she gets around like my man Tupac…

She will rebound, because that is what she does.  No one can question the looks, but similar to Halle Berry (circa 95-02) we thought that she was the dime piece that was crazy.  She will get it together and figure out that she needs some non-Hollywood type, who has not be jaded by all the attention and glitz.  Maybe someone like a blog writer…nah, I would big time her too, just to fit into the crowd…