Kim Kardashian is turning black! Well, at least her eye is….
November 5, 2009

This is Kim all made up....
SO much is made of Kim and her luscious cakes that the face gets lost in the shuffle. Now, with her black eye, she will have something else to display for the paparazzi.

Are you sure Reggie wasn't practicing the Pimps Prayer?
Kim Kardashian’s charity boxing match got ugly when she left the ring with a black eye and her brother Rob ended up in the hospital with a concussion, according to the reality star’s blog.
Kim says her family took a helicopter to a charity event where they agreed to participate in boxing matches in order to raise support for The Dream Foundation. “We literally had three days of training to prepare for the event,” she explains on her blog. “We didn’t expect what happened…”
The reality star beauty says that her brother went against an opponent “at least 25 pounds heavier than him” and when his mask fell off, he got hit hard. “When he put his hands down, he got hit in the face and ended up in [the] hospital with a concussion. Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!”
Kim says her opponent was tough as well. “I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch!” Kim writes. “Look at my black eye!!!”
Regardless of the bumps and bruises from the event, Kim says a concussion and a black eye can’t hold her family down! She blogs, “Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon … I hope. You can try to bring the Kardashians down … but we’re a strong family.”
But Rob got a foot broke off in his ass. You might want to finish the quote with, but we can be knocked out. Plus, why are you making excuses for him? At the point he crossed the ropes, all excuses go out the window. he got served, plain and simple.
The King of Pop Michael Jackson is dead at 50
June 25, 2009
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Party on Garth!!!!
The Grim Reaper is busy as hell…
In a breaking news alert, The Los Angeles Times just reported that troubled pop star Michael Jackson has been rushed to the hospital. Jackson, 50, was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home about 12:26 p.m. Celebrity news site TMZ reports that Jackson suffered a heart attack and is posting a series of updates from Los Angeles, including a note that Michael’s father says “he is not doing well.”
Reuters gives us the bad news…
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Pop giant Michael Jackson, who took to the stage as a child star and went on to set the world dancing to the thumping rhythms of his music for decades, died Thursday, TMZ website reported. He was 50. “We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died,” TMZ said. “Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back,” the entertainment site said. There was no official confirmation of the reported death and spokespersons for Jackson could not be reached for comment. Earlier, the Los Angeles Times said that the singer had been rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital by fire department paramedics who found him not breathing when they arrived at the singer’s home.
The newspaper said paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation at the scene before taking him to the UCLA Medical Center hospital.
- MJ was in the crosshairs a lot for his behavior
Now, we don’t need to get into the King of Pop and all he meant. This for me is the legacy of MJ. As a musical icon, his legacy will not be matched. There are just too many hits, too many record breaking tours to allow someone to touch his records. Here are a few of his accomplishments. I totally discount the records of Elvis, because like PE said..
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
Cause I’m Black and I’m proud
I’m ready and hyped plus I’m amped
Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamps
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
Don’t worry be happy
Was a number one jam
Damn if I say it you can slap me right here
(Get it) lets get this party started right
Right on, c’mon
What we got to say
Power to the people no delay
To make everybody see
In order to fight the powers that be(Fight the Power)
- Jackson’s Thriller remained at number one for thirty-seven weeks, the longest-ever stay by a non-soundtrack album and second only to West Side Story.[1]
- Thriller spent a record 80 consecutive weeks, more than a year and a half, in the Top 10 of the Billboard 200. It was the first of only three albums to remain on the Top 10 for more than a year (along with Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill and Celine Dion’s Falling into You).
- “Thriller” is the second-best-selling album in U.S. history, at 28 million. Only a greatest hits compilation by The Eagles has sold more.
- Thriller is the only album in the United States to have sold more copies than any other in two separate years, topping the sales charts in 1983 and 1984.
- Four of Jackson’s albums, Bad, Dangerous, HIStory, and Invincible, debuted at number one in the United States.
- Jackson was the first artist to have four top-ten singles from one album (Off the Wall).
- Jackson was the first artist to have seven Top 10 singles from one album (Thriller), a feat matched only by his sister Janet and Bruce Springsteen.
- Jackson was the first artist to simultaneously have the number-one album and number-one single on Billboard’s Pop Charts and Black Charts.
- Jackson was the first artist in the 1980s to have two simultaneous top-five hits (“Beat It” and “Billie Jean” on April 16, 1983).
- Jackson is the only artist to have five number-one hits from one LP, Bad (“Bad“, “The Way You Make Me Feel“, “Man in the Mirror“, “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You“, and “Dirty Diana“).

Yes, it could be worse...not really, but I will say it to humor myself....

The girl is mine is another classic crossover hit that I loved back in the day…
Really!?!?!! Out the window...it looks like you don't have a great grip either...


No, this is all natural...BTW, I have a bridge on Craigslist I think that you would love!

Michael Jackson will need to be supremely fit to perform a series of 50 shows in London starting next month. The dates are fast approaching. Who better to get the so-called King of Pop into royal shape than bodybuilder and actor Lou Ferrigno, who was known for having fast-growing muscles playing The Incredible Hulk on television in decades past.Ferrigno’s wife, Carla, on Thursday told Reuters that her husband has been helping Jackson train in advance of the shows. “He’s known Michael 15 years,” Carla Ferrigno said. “He used to train him a long time ago and now he’s doing it again.”
But Carla Ferrigno would not give details on the workout regimens. A spokesman for Jackson did not return a call. The only question is, will the Ferrigno workouts allow Michael Jackson to mimic the Hulk’s ability to turn into a man of brawn within seconds of getting angry? That would be a show ranking right up there with the headlock Ferrigno put on actor Jason Segel in this year’s movie “I Love You, Man.”
Jamie Foxx goes after Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Crybaby steps in to defend “his little tramp”
April 17, 2009
This is what happens when you find yourself irrelevant. you try to go after someone else.
From BallerStatus.com — Despite an apology from Jamie Foxx for his comments to Miley Cyrus earlier this week, the teen star’s dad has fired back.
Billy Ray Cyrus spoke to “Bonnie Hunt Show” on Thursday (April 16), calling Foxx’s Miley rant “hurtful” and “not funny.”
“It was hurtful,” he said Thursday. “There wasn’t nothing funny about it. And, quite frankly, I think if I said those things about his daughter, he might not find it so comedic.”
Actually, it was pretty funny, since that is the road that she is going down. we are anxiously awaiting the time that she does a LEGAL (no child porn here please) porn video and to get her in the mood, do some heroin.
On Jamie’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Sunday (April 12), the comedian told the 16-year-old Disney star to “grow up,” make a sex tape and do drugs, in response to a radio interview Miley did in which she called out Radiohead for refusing to meet her backstage at the Grammys.
Here is some funny shit that others had to say about this…
carao posted on 04.16.09 at 11:58am
Sweet little Miley vowed to “ruin” Radiohead because they refused to meet with her. And she makes racist picture remarks and slams friends on youtube. Miley is a spoiled, very cold, and ugly brat. I’m glad Foxx said that. He was the only one to take a stance against the retarded girl and he should not have apologized to her. And who really cares about Billy Ray Cyrus? He has no career of his own except through his daughter.
Now, I am not the only one who says things like this? If Radiohead did not want to meet you, then there is nothing that says that they have to. Saying that you are going to “ruin” their career is laughable and immature. YOU ARE NOT FIFTY! You do not rap, nor can you ruin someones career. Don’t let a little fame and fortune go to your head.
“She’s gonna ruin Radiohead’s career?” he asked before ripping into the teen star. “Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan, start seeing a lesbian, and get some crack in your pipe; catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat.”
After mass outrage, Foxx issued an apology when asked about the situation during an appearance on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on Tuesday (April 14). He admitted that he crossed the line, but called his comments jokes.“Miley, I apologize. I’ll call you,” Jamie said, as he stared. “I so apologize to her. This is sincere because I am a comedian and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. Sometimes, as comedians as we do, we go a little bit too far.
“I have a radio show … we’re really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. But, there was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just wanna say I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. I’m a comedian,” he continued.
Jamie, if you are a comedian, then you should not have to apologize. we were thinking the same things about her. You didn’t go at her as hard as you could. You should have brought up that she has already laid a good foundation for her being a lesbian. Remember this picture?
Its just an experiment... like Linsey Lohan...
According to E! News, Billy Ray was angry over the comments, and said that “He doesn’t understand why he would do that to Miley, especially since he has a teenage daughter himself.”
Billy Ray,
Give it a rest. Don’t try to step in now and try to act like a parent. Where were you during the lesbo pics? Where were you when you daughter was sexting?
To answer your question about why he would do this, it’s simple.
1) He is a comedian and his job is to make fun of people and current events. your daughter placed herself at the center of this with her many missteps in life and on the internet.
2) His daughter has not a) flashed for the internet, b) had lesbian style pictures of her on the internet, and
3) Is not dating a man when she is 15.

Dude is an underwear model and 20. Do you think that he is going to wait for you? Wait, I bet that he didn't need to wait, because you have already been broken in by DAD. BTW, Do those look real? Is this child porn? Will I be held responsible?
The last one is the worst one, because you are okay with some dude who is a man (dude is at least 20) when your teenage daughter is 15. Either A) she is a woman and can date who she wants, thereby allowing her to fight her own fights, or B) You see her as a child who can’t make her own choices and thereby needs your her to fight her own fights. Ultimately though, nobody really cares that you are butt hurt over this Billy Ray. Write some horrible country song about it if you really have a problem with it.
Green Bay Packers give Duke PG a try-out at QB
April 14, 2009
That is the American dream… One day, after work, you get a call asking you to try out at your favorite sport for a chance to make the team. They like what they see, and ask you to come back. You make millions and live happily ever after…THE END.
Nice story huh? Too bad it never really works out that way.
I had a moment that was somewhat similar to this story. When I was in college, they started a brand new minor league baseball team. I figured out in the sticks where I was going to school, they must have not been that good. they had ads in the school newspaper looking for players. I played in high school, like most people probably did, and I was decent. (really, not great, but pretty good. I hit .350 my freshman year. Which meant that I was batting 6th…lol)
I went out the first day and didn’t embarrass myself. I caught everything hit to me in left field, had some good throws home on line, one hop and hit well in the cage. I think that because I was black, (one of four, and yes, I knew the other three…) they brought me back for the next day. That day, we just did a lot of scrimmaging and situational hitting/fielding drills.
I lasted a whole three days. They found out what I already knew…I had a good eye, took a lot of walks, mashed what I hit, but had a LOT of problems with the breaking stuff. That and my advanced age ( I was going to turn 23) made me a bad fit for a single A rookie league baseball team. I got to keep my gear from the experience, which amounted to some Odgen Raptors T-shirts, a pair of stir-ups ( I hate the socks with the stitched on stir-ups) some BIKE undershirts and pants and a cap.
I didn’t belong, and that was okay with me. I got to compete and that was good enough for me. I knew my trip was going to be short (although it was longer than I expected) because when I got there I saw 4 players that actually deserved to be there and another dozen or so that could do some exceptional things (like they had a rocket arm, they were fast etc…) that I couldn’t do.
Does that mean you should give up?
Greg Paulus, who chose to be a point guard instead of a quarterback in college, last week had a workout for the Green Bay Packers.
Paulus, who started 95 games at Duke before his role was drastically reduced his senior season, worked out in front of Packers representatives in Durham, N.C., Duke spokesman Art Chase said.
This was a good move for him, since the best that he could of hoped for is playing overseas. His DUKE pedigree is definitely worth something, and his numbers as a starter are not that bad either…But if the team has the internet, it might not be to his advantage.

This looks like an all you can eat buffet!
Chase said that Paulus threw to receiver Eron Riley during the session in advance of the draft, which is April 25-26.
The Wisconsin State Journal and ProFootballTalk.com first reported the story.
Though Paulus, from Syracuse, N.Y., opted for the Blue Devils as a basketball player, he is not without some serious football credentials. He was offered a football scholarship by Notre Dame as well as the University of Miami, and was a former Gatorade football player of the year at Christian Brothers Academy.
Paulus, 6-foot-1, 180 pounds, was a four-time all-state football player; a starter in the U.S. Army All-American game; and set six state passing records. Christian Brothers was 42-3 during his time there, and he had 11,763 career passing yards and 152 touchdown passes in 45 games.
He is the only one among his male siblings to take the basketball route. Each of his five brothers played Division I-A football; Mike Paulus is currently a quarterback at North Carolina.
Paulus averaged 9.9 points and 4.1 assists as a three-year starter for the Blue Devils. But coach Mike Krzyzewski shuffled his lineup and Paulus, with a history of injuries, was replaced by Nolan Smith at the point. Paulus played just 16.1 minutes a game this season, averaging 4.9 points and 1.3 assists.
He earned widespread praise, however, for his conduct and demeanor after losing the starting job, giving guidance to the younger players and never showing outward disgruntlement.
He also expressed no regret about choosing basketball over football, during an interview in January with USA Today.
“I wanted to play point guard, and I got a chance to do that and to play for Duke and Coach K,” Paulus told USA Today. “I wouldn’t change a thing.”
I can think of this as something that I want to change...
Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.
Clearly, one of the most overexposed women in the game is Kim Kardashian. I get so tired of hearing about her I could scream. I don’t hate her or Reggie Bush, but why do we hear about her and not about the myriad of other famous relationships? For the record, I don’t really care about the other ones either.
The only Kardashian that I am down with is this one…

Juice, if my wife re-marries, can you make sure she is taken care of....No, not like Nicole...
Wikipedia details why I am down for Robert Kardashian…R.I.P.
Kardashian and Simpson first met in the early 1970s and had become close friends. Kardashian had let his license to practice law expire three years before the Simpson case. He reactivated his license to aid in Simpson’s defense, as a volunteer on his legal team. Kardashian sat by Simpson throughout the trial.[1][2]
Now that is a true friend and homie. He is out of commission, but he re-activated his license to practice, just so he could be near/next to his boy and be a part of the defense team. That is what you want out of someone you call your friend. A lot of people feel that they have a ton of friends, but you really don’t. You have associates, but you do not have friends. Most of the people you know would turn you in or abandon you in your time of need.
In the days following the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman, O.J. Simpson stayed in Kardashian’s house. Kardashian was the man seen carrying Simpson’s garment bag the day Simpson flew back from Chicago. Prosecutors speculated the bag may have contained Simpson’s bloody clothes and/or the murder weapon; However, a later examination of the bag revealed no evidence related to the criminal case.[1]
When Simpson failed to turn himself in at 11 a.m. on June 17, 1994, Kardashian read a letter by Simpson to the collected media. The letter was interpreted by many as a suicide note.[2]
Some time after the trial, Kardashian expressed doubts about Simpson’s innocence; The California bar later investigated.[2] Although this strained his relationship with Simpson at the time, by the time of Kardashian’s death they had “put it aside”. After his death, Simpson said, “Bob was there when I needed him most.”[3]
Bottom line, we had our issues, but when the bat signal was illuminated, he answered the bell. If you look for a visual definition of a friend, the OJ case brought examples of true friendship.
SNL did an interesting parody of the OJ trial
Terry Moran: But the real fireworks came on Friday, when long-time Simpson associate Al Cowlings finally took the stand.
[ dissolve back to the courtroom, A.C. Cowlings at the stand ]
Marcia Clark: Would you state your name, please?
A.C. Cowlings: [ yelling each time he's asked a question ] I’m A.C.! You know who I am, dammit!!
Marcia Clark: Alright, I.. would you tell us your full address, please?
A.C. Cowlings: 2-1-3 Willowcox!! You know where I live, dammit!
Marcia Clark: Uh.. Mr. Cowlings! We’re in a court of law! There’s no reason to shout!
A.C. Cowlings: I KNOW there’s no reason to SHOUT, dammit!! I’m A.C.!
Marcia Clark: No further questions!
[ dissolve back to Terry Moran ]
Terry Moran: Finally, the week ended with Robert Shapiro’s meticulous questioning of the Simpson team’s own DNA expert.
[ dissolve back to the courtroom, A.C. Cowlings still at the stand ]
Robert Shapiro: For those of us who are layman’s, Mr. Cowlings, would you please explain.. what DNA is? A.C. Cowlings: [ yelling ] You KNOW what DNA IS, dammit!! It’s genetic information encoded on a double-helix!!
Robert Shapiro: Now, Mr. Cowlings, may I remind you we are on the same side?
A.C. Cowlings: I know..
Robert Shapiro: So, will you tell us what a double-helix is?
A.C. Cowlings: You KNOW what a double-helix is, dammit!! It’s DNA!! I’m A.C.!! AWWWW, man!!
[ dissolve back to Terry Moran ]
Terry Moran: At that point, Judge Ito called a recess, to allow prosector Marcia Clark to make it to the Viper Room in time to hear Kato Kaelin and Johnny Depp’s new band. I’m Terry moran for Court TV.
Now, getting back to Kim Kardashian, here is the latest issue

I am not a big deal. There are thousands of other women who walk around and look better than me...
AnimalNewYork.com grabbed an unairbrushed photo of Kim Kardashian off the Complex magazine website.
The photo was apparently removed, as the photo gallery no longer includes that image.
Kardashian, famous for a sex tape with an ex and her family’s reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” on E!, appears thinner and with smoother, lighter limbs in the retouched.
Look at what you are known for… that is a damn shame. You are known for Ray J breaking your back in a homemade porno, and that got you a show on E!, because of your fathers connection to OJ and that your stepfather is Bruce Jenner.
Here is what Kim had to say about it on her blog… Thanks to Bossip.com
Kim Kardashian faced controversy after Complex magazine posted a non-Photoshopped pic of her and then replaced it a few hour later — but she doesn’t care. “Everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-Photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com,” she writes on her blog.
“Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama. But you know what, who cares!” she continues. “So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!?” She went on: “How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time! “…I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect,” she says before signing off “XO, Kim.”
If you were not exposed for a fraud, you would have been just fine with the continued worship of your faux-perfection. To answer your question, a lot of women do not, and are curvy to boot. It is called working out and doing squats. That is how you get your legs looking right. Even a big guy like myself can have good looking legs because of all the squats I did during sports. (minus my beer gut of course…) Here is a normal woman getting her workout on and working the legs…
How dare (fill in the blank) leave me! I am going to overturn (his/her) car when I see it!
Why do you think that your calendar sells so well? Most guys can see cellulite all the time at home on their girlfriends. That is not the point. You get paid to look great, so you should actually, well, LOOK GREAT! We don’t need you if Photoshop is going to do all the work…
Peyton gives everyone of Too Old a Pep Talk…
Now, the cottage cheese is not the issue for me, its the face or grill piece. It just seems very distinct, and I don’t mean that in a good way. It reminds me of some old African artifacts that my Mom had around the house.

Find the one that looks most like Kim...
I guess I am tired about the amount of shine that she gets. She is a media creation, similar to Paris. Yes, I know that it is a double standard that I blog about her, but it’s only because I am so tired of her. Her airbrushed body is tight, but since it is not really her, then whats the big deal? I have already seen the goods at KimK Superstar, and that is not airbrushed… work out with your man Reggie and you will actually reach the perfection you are seeking, not on the computer..
I Love ME some ME! T.O. does it again
January 26, 2009
We here at Too Old joke about that Erik is about about himself. When T.O. said this comment, all we could think about was Erik.
Terrell Owens is clearly about himself.
Here is what the Cowboys blogwriters at the Dallas Morning News had to say about T.O. and his “love of the game.” Because, what fan doesn’t want the star player on the team to be willing to play for nothing?
T.O. said he could see himself playing for another three to five seasons. He’ll turn 34 in December, but he’s a fitness freak who definitely doesn’t look his age. But he doesn’t expect to play into his 40s like former 49ers teammate Jerry Rice.
“Jerry had a unique and uncanny love for the game,” T.O. said. “That, that’s the difference between he and I. He grew up with that football mentality and that was his dream. As far as for me, it’s something I fell into. I’m very athletic. I’m able to do a lot of things. I’m very competitive, so that’s pretty much my drive.”
T.O.’s first love is still himself, as his famous “I love me some me” quote indicated. His love for the game is directly related to the love he gets from his coaches and quarterback.
“They’re giving me those opportunities,” T.O. said. “That’s all I ever wanted last year. I think I mentioned that when I said, ‘Why did you bring me here?’”
We’re seeing why Jerry brought T.O. to Valley Ranch, and it sounds like it’s something we ought to get used to.
Now T.O. needs to have the spotlight all to himself
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Owens to star in reality show
DALLAS — Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show. The Dallas Cowboys‘ controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field. VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.’s best friends and publicists — Monique Jackson and Kita Williams — will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as “matchmakers and therapists” for Owens. Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.
Erik, when are you going to have this happen? People woulds like to see how to live the life of Riley that you live…




Those are my boys. I wouldn’t say it was to pay anyone back; it was just out of love. Steve would do it for me. He pretty much did it for me when I was growing up. I have a history with the boys and I want to do anything I can. I am their big brother. ” – Vince Young


















