I was driving home last night after a long first day with the students and a coaches meeting after school at 6. The meeting was scheduled just enough to not really allow me to go home and spend any significant time, without having to leave to come back for the meeting. The meeting was actually okay, because they served dinner (which was just pasta, salad and desert, but it was really good and the desert, which I didn’t have looked outstanding) and they gave us some free gear, which I like, except the part that it looks like we are (New coaching shirt, T-shirts and mock turtlenecks) repping Adidas this year from Nike last year. But, free is free and the gear looks good.
On my way back, I was listening to a mixtape (on CD of course, as who still has a tape player?….even though I still have some actual mixtapes) and on this tape it had the remix of Every Girl, featuring R. Kelly. Here is a sample of his lines… (flip the script for more) Read the rest of this entry »
Rockstars are supposed to let it all hang out. They are what the common man strives for. It’s the reason that I play the lotto when it gets over 100 million. To live the life…
Michael Phelps is doing that…we all remember this picture from last year that should not be a news story…
I am a rock STAR! I am supposed to be able to party harder than you. Plus, think about what massive hits I take, because I have Aquaman lungs! Never let me go first, or you might end up with nothing!
This is one of his jump offs that is letting everyone know that she allowed him to beat it up and that she is freaky…
Real or fake is not important...Threesome is...
By Georgina Dickinson, 10/05/2009
DRUGS shame Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps plunged into bed with a pair of strippers – then bragged of getting out of his head on dope.
But lapdancer Theresa White last night revealed how CRY BABY Phelps instantly changed his tune when the News of the World published shocking pictures of him puffing on a marijuana bong as he celebrated his record Beijing gold medal haul.
In an exclusive interview, Theresa told us: “I saw Michael after the photos were published in February and he got really upset. He turned to me and said, ‘I can’t believe that happened. I’m terrified my career will be over.’ He was almost in tears.”
Let me step in to defend Phelps. First, he almost cried, but was man enough to hold it in until he got to the car or she left.
Second, she is a stripper that hit on Phelps! She came looking for the long and strong. So, yes, my man is and should be always worried about his money. I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind… Lose sight of one, is to lose both.
Afterwards she said: “I think the whole thing’s made Michael paranoid. Since the story got out I’ve seen him tell friends that he’ll throw their mobile camera phones in the river if he sees them using them around him.
“I guess he’s scared someone else will snap a picture of him doing something he shouldn’t.”
GOOD FREAKING MOVE! The sextexting and taking pictures that get hacked (Cassie and RiRi) is old news. The only way to protect yourself is to be vigilant. Good to know that he is on his grizzy and is watching his back.
And she confided that he has an Olympic-size stash of secrets he’d rather keep dark, like how he:
TRIED to buy more cannabis to keep HER happy.
INDULGES his fantasies with a string of beauties constantly on call for sex.
CHEWS tobacco and litters his home with foul makeshift spittoons.
LOVES to bet and yearns to be a professional poker hustler.
BLUBS at the drop of a hat and is a real mummy’s boy.
Look at it in context. One is okay, because he is trying to make HER HAPPY! so, he is trying to get her some herb and hope that she will continue to be in the mood for freaky threesomes. What is wrong with that?
Two is okay because he is keeping of stable of beauties to call and rotate through. That is again for the best.
Three and five are bad, but, its his house and there is nothing wrong with being a mommas boy…she brought you into this world and can make two that look just like you.
As for four, there is nothign wrong with wanting to play poker
Theresa, just five feet tall and dwarfed by 6ft 4ins Phelps, recalled how they first met at a strip club where she works in his home town of Baltimore, Maryland, on a drunken night out last November-the same month our famous bong pictures were taken.
Boozy Phelps invited the 34D Latina and several of her lapdancing pals back to his £1.1 million waterfront apartment. “Michael came in with a bunch of friends to celebrate,” said Theresa.
“They were there a couple of hours and asked three of us back. Michael was a bad tipper but he was nice to me, although he was kind of mean and cocky to some of the girls.
“He said he liked short girls and I thought that was funny because he’s so tall. At the his place we started playing drinking games. Two hours later I was pretty drunk and I went up to Michael and said, ‘If you were to have a threesome tonight, who would you like it to be with?’ He told me he’d never had one before but said it would be with me and then pointed at another girl.
“Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed.
Candy
“The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!”
After that first night of passion 23-year-old Phelps often returned to Theresa’s club. She said they met two or three times a week throughout November and December for sex and intimate chats.
And Phelps brazenly boasted to Theresa of his dope-smoking exploits. She said: “He told me he’d done marijuana since he got back from Beijing. And he tried to get some for me one night but couldn’t find any.”
Strangely, Phelps always refused to take Theresa out in public on a proper date-apart from one time he treated her to a “value deal” meal at Mexican fast food chain Taco Bell. “That was it,” she said. “He just bought me some soft tacos. No romantic candlelit dinner. He HAD said he’d take me to The Capital Grille which is one of the city’s swankiest restaurants, but it never happened. And he’s supposed to be a millionaire!
“I never saw his medals either. He doesn’t have a lot of stuff in his house. It’s bare, there’s no food. Just a pantry full of candy and a fridge full of beer.”
Soon Theresa tired of Phelps’ tight-fisted ways-and the fact he wouldn’t publicly acknowledge her as his girlfriend. “He was trying to hide his relationship with me, probably because of my job,” she said. “It didn’t bother me at first but then it started to. He tried to tell me he really liked me but I knew he just wanted sex.
“Then he became hard to get hold of and wouldn’t call back. When I ran into another girl called Jen at a party it turned out he was sleeping with BOTH of us. And I’ve heard that there are at least five or six girls he can call on any time to come over and be with him.
“Michael’s not the all-American boy the public thinks he is. I never saw him smoke marijuana but he was into booze-and chewing tobacco. When he’s been drinking that’s usually when he starts crying. He cries a lot.
“And he chews tobacco like a sailor. It’s disgusting. All over his house are plastic bottles that he spits it into.”
Theresa said she has seen Phelps just a handful of times since Christmas. “During his suspension he wasn’t really in the greatest shape,” she told us.
“He was losing his muscles and got into online poker. He’d just pretty much play that all the time. He gambled a lot for money. One of his goals is to be a poker champ.” On Tuesday the pair were reunited as Phelps celebrated the end of his suspension.
“We’d been texting each other sporadically,” said Theresa. “And Michael said he was alone at a hotel while his house was getting fixed.
“He said, ‘You can come over if you like.’ Then he sent me about 15 messages in 10 minutes asking when I was arriving. He had three friends there, all playing poker online on their laptops.
“When I got to the suite I went to the bathroom and Michael followed me in even though his friends were sitting there just a few feet away.
“He started to kiss me and we had sex. He said he definitely wasn’t doing weed now and hadn’t even been drinking as he was getting back in shape.”
Fun
Despite everything, Theresa is happy to be a sex buddy on call for the athlete, whose product endorsements alone are estimated to pull in more than £3 million a year.
“He’s a person I can just hook up with and it doesn’t bother me,” she said. “But I don’t see a future between us. His mother would never approve.
“What she thinks really matters to him. She’s so strait-laced and they’d both be concerned that someone like me would hurt his career.
“Michael’s definitely a Momma’s boy. He talks about her a lot, and he calls her and texts her a lot. She’s probably the most important person in his life. It’s hard to compete.
“But Michael is a young guy who likes to have fun. He might not be doing marijuana any more but he sure likes to party. That’ll never change.”
Another long day on the clock, followed by another tomorrow to make it 6 in a row (don’t actually have a day off until Wednesday – so, soon to be 7 in a row). I’ve been getting in a greater habit of listening to the radio these past few days to and from work. As such, there will now be a few songs from the charts to help remind you what people are listening to out of your little privileged music bubble (as supplied by your’s truly). There are a couple of songs that i’ve heard so much on local hip-hop stations (94.9 KYLD and 106.1 KMEL) that I can’t even bring myself to drop one of those on you (“Blame It” by Jaimie Foxx and T-Pain, and “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga come to mind here). Today’s jam has been getting a decent amount of play but doesn’t currently find itself in the top 20 playlists of either of the aforementioned stations. It does, however, use a Romanian Pop track (as part of the backbeat) that became an internet sensation when some fat dude lip-synched to it on his webcam. Oh, and it features two artists, both whom have been featured heavily in recent entertainment media circles – neither with particularly “positive” publicity. I’m a broke-down working man now, and it’s wearing on me, but you know I’m still coming strong for you with the hits. Today’s jam: TI ft. Rihanna – Live Your Life. Enjoy…
If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she’s going the right way about it.
That was the best pun that they could come up with? “Browned off?” At least a Brown-out would make sense to people in the ghetto who have had their power shut off due to overuse. Here is the definition of Brownout.
A brownout is a drop in voltage in an electrical power supply
Or…
Brownout (medical) a dimming of the vision caused by loss of blood pressure or hypoxia (sometimes referred to as a grey-out.
Getting Brownedoff doesn’t make a bit of sense and the sad thing is the person who thought of it is laughing when they see it, thinking that they made a joke. So, you could have worked Brown in the punchline, but you failed…
She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday.
What does this really mean? We are guys, and guys that like women like to get cozy with them. I had a friend over last week and if you saw her and me, you would have said that we were an item, because she was snuggled up in my lap. (Get your mind out of the gutter… I already said she was a friend. ) (P.S. Yes, I am a guy still and those thoughts are ALWAYS running though my mind, but I have freaking control over my hormones…silly rabbit) She was doing it ONLY to steal my body heat, since she is always cold. What you see is not always what is reality. Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear… (Thanks Ben Franklin and The Clipse…)
Wilmer, star of That 70s Show, hosts weekly karaoke nights there. We hear he made a beeline for 21-year-old Rihanna when she walked in.
Our spy says: “Rihanna looked so pretty and Wilmer could hardly take his eyes off her.
Why wouldn’t he? She is pretty, once you get past the lumps that Chris Breezy left on her already prodigious sixhead, and the ever so slight case of Downs she looks like she has..
Forget a Missile Shield and TMD's, just use her forehead
“They were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and relaxed in each other’s company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of champagne for Rihanna.”
She wasn’t even put off by his impressive track record. Wilmer once dated Lindsay Lohan and has been linked to Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore. Phew!
Not to hate, I have to give homie daps for getting around the circuit. But, this should be a warning to RiRi, because look at the dirty tramps he bedded. I certainly hope he wore a hat, or he is tainting the rest of the pool…
Plus, look at her forehead…all lumped up from Breezy
The sunglasses do nothing to cover up your impossibly large eigthhead
It was the second time that week that Rihanna was out partying without boyfriend Chris Brown, following their pre-Grammys bust up.
And she didn’t seem to miss him…
But, you probably miss the way B Man put it on you… in that realm, like E, I have a song…
If so, that is no better than the teachers who are getting it in with students on www.badbadteacher.com, a site that I read daily to get my laugh on and to stay grounded…there are stupid people everywhere who get themselves caught up, because of the low hanging fruit…E Online reports…
Nothing like a bunch of grade-school caliber rumors to put a grown woman on the defensive.
Chris Brown’s manager, Tina Davis, who was rumored to be the woman whose text message played a role in the Feb. 8 altercation between Brown and Rihanna, has flat-out denied, via her attorney, ever having had a romantic relationship with the R&B star.
“The relationship between Ms. Davis and Mr. Brown is that of manager and client,” declared attorney Marshall B. Grossman in a written statement issued Wednesday.
At least they didn’t say the relationship is one of a mother and son, since Ms. Davis is old enough to be Chris Brown’s mother. But, don’t take this completely the wrong way. I am all for the fact that an older woman managed to get the “magic stick” from Chris Brown. But, the truth is going to come out and it’s better to get in front of the story, so you can control it.
look at Grandpa still trying to get it in...still a hustler at 150...
“There has never been any other relationship. The rumors in circulation are false. There are no emails between Ms. Davis and Mr. Brown of the type which have been described in media reports. If the source of the false rumors is identified, legal action will be taken. Given the nature of the legal issues affecting Mr. Brown, Ms. Davis will not be making any further statements.”
An affidavit filed by a Los Angeles police detective on Brown’s case states that, before their fight turned violent, Rihanna “picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.”
The messenger went unnamed in the official documents, but the identity could potentially come out—authorities have subpoenaed phone records—if Brown is unable to work out a plea deal and the case progresses.
Please don’t lie here…it will only make you look worse…they will get to the truth. Then you will be branded a liar and there will be no coming back for you. Hopefully, he really just parts ways with you and he settles out of court the legal charges. That way, sleeping dogs can remain at rest..
Brown has been charged with felony counts of making a criminal threat, for allegedly telling Rihanna that he was going to kill her, and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury, both felonies. His arraignment is set for April 6.
Yesterday, Davis’ father called the latest round of speculation that his daughter is having a romantic relationship with Brown nothing but “old rumors.”
“They were saying that before,” George Davis told E! News Tuesday when contacted at his Vallejo, Calif., home. “Those are old rumors.”
Brown and Davis were first supposedly hooking up in 2005, when the “Run It” singer was 16—a supposition that was immediately shot down by Brown’s camp.
Be careful girl…don’t go down the path that Linda R. Nef and Bowers went through. They are going to prison
and not the good Showtime style prison.
Officer RIIIICCCCCKKKKKYYYYYY! This is a prison I could get behind...in more ways than one...
No one is looking, just go into the laundry room...
“Chris Brown and his manager, Tina Davis, have a strictly professional relationship,” a rep for Brown said in a statement to Vibe magazine in November 2007, responding to rumors that they had been romantically involved for two years.
“Ms. Davis has been instrumental in helping Chris achieve success as a multi-talented singer/dancer/actor. Rumors that the relationship goes beyond a working one, are not only patently false; they diminish her efforts and his undeniable talents.”
So, that is how Chris Brown was able to hit those falsettos? The head game (allegedly) must have been supahead quality to get him to sing as well as he does. we do not want to diminish her contributions. How many late nights did Chris call her up, sprung that he had a cougar on speed dial? Then he got Tina Rihanna and had no need for older box. I am sure he didn’t think that this would be geting out. One thing that he probably thought was the older woman can keep a secret much better than a younger one. That is slick in having older jump-offs. They know what they want, will help you get yours and then will keep it moving.
What kind of post wouldn’t have a picture of the accused?
