Walk of No Shame

We have all been there…in fact, some of us make it a hobby to cruise the bars at 1:30am to catch the stragglers outside the bar. Sometimes, you get the bull, other times, you get the horns. What started out as an 8 or 9 can turn into a 4 or 5 in the bright, harsh glow of the morning. It has happened to most of us, some of us just are not willing to admit it.

Erik tells me of some of his friends that have it down to a science. I don’t really want to reveal what they do, since it’s kinda gangsta, but I will anyway, since I really don’t have a filter. They get a limo from about 1am to 4am. They start the cruise down the avenues and the hotspots, and pick up random chicks who want to ride in the limo and they can throw the, “Yeah, I saw you in the club and waited until now to try to talk to you and your friends…” This is basically idiot and foolproof. If it doesn’t work, or they do not want to get in, try the next group of girls, or go to another club! This allows you to constantly test your lines and see which ones work. There is no fear of reprisal with this, as you can just step, or catch and release, like the fishermen do if the catch is too small.

game recognize game…and unlike grandpa, it is looking really familiar…