2008 MTV Movie Awards
June 2, 2008
I am usually not the blogger to deal with award shows and popular culture things, since I am over them, most the time before they get started, like American Idol and, “So you think you can dance?” That is Erik’s normal domain and I don’t want to step on his toes. But, some drastically funny things happened at this year’s award show.
The first thing that caught my eye was that Lindsey Lohan was in attendance. I started to wonder what she had done to be there, and then I remembered that anything that she was in, I wouldn’t want to see anyway, so why should I care. Then the usual wardrobe malfunction that happens with her happened. At least this time, she was wearing undergarments.
I have always been in support of going commando, as I love our country. This is a girl that I run hot and cold on. In the past before all her drug and alcohol problems, she was pretty smoking hot…Even some of the recent Marilyn Monroe takeouts are artistic. Here is one of her pictures that make me think about my list and her place on the list. Plus, she is a sex addict, what a perfect combo! Snowboard daredevil Riley Giles throws his fears to the side and jumps in and talks about Lindsey and her addictions.
Riley revealed how Lindsay used orgasm after orgasm as a potent substitute for the huge chemical hits she was used to while partying.
He explained: “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.
“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.
“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”
SO this is Extreme Daredevil… he kinda should be shocked that he is pulling premium box like this… It gives hope to all of you out there that if you develop a serious coke problem, and then go to rehab, you too can swoop on vixens that are looking to fill the place their drug addiction usually held.
Hopefully she will get back to acting…but she sucked at that, so get back to being the party girl that made us love you. I really don’t know why you are at the MTV music awards, since you really can’t sing and you can’t act unless it’s feigning ignorance at your various wardrobe malfunctions… I wonder where Miley Cyrus got the idea of the suggestive picture from?
I just figured out why she was there at the MTV awards. She must have won the legend award for most upskirt shots without panties on. Her contestants that she was competing against was Brittney Spears, but she has dropped out of the limelight, allowing Lindsey to take the line and win.
The other thing that was memorable for me was Rain Wilson, the guy who plays Dwight. His character on the Office is classic and Dwight is a pimp, no questions asked. Just like at the end of the season, he is macking the hoes… One of the other memorable Dwight moments is when he and Michael go to NY to hang out with Ryan. Dwight is pimping all the girls in the club and is making out with some woman from a college basketball team. She is all broken up with Dwight leaves her, like a true player, he leaves her wanting more.
At the Awards, he comes on the stage with only a bear around the groin with Megan Fox. I think that he would make it hard to present anything with only the bear, but Megan seems relatively composed.
This is for you Erik, your man and his girl enjoying each other’s company at the awards
2008 MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNERS
BEST MOVIE – Transformers
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE – Will Smith, I Am Legend
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE – Ellen Page, Juno
BEST VILLAIN – Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE – Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.
BEST FIGHT – Sean Faris, Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down
BEST KISS – Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2 The Streets
BEST BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE – Zac Efron, Hairspray
BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR – Iron Man
GENERATION AWARD – Adam Sandler
why you gotta get all up in my shit Steve? But seriously, did you notice the flap of skin sticking out in Chris Brown’s girl’s mid-section? Not a good look for an award show…
Anyone can take a bad photo even Rihanna. But unlike Lindsey, who is just average, Rihanna is HOT. Anyone would 2X-take her on the street.
LL can act. I’ve seen her in a few flicks and she has held he own next to quality actors.
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