Flav, how can you do me like that?
May 20, 2008

For any of you who are planning on watching the finale of Flavor of Love 3, do not continue to read this post. For the rest of you, please feel free to share in my wonder and disbelief at my man Flav’s decision to pick Thing 2 over Black in last night’s finale. I’ve been repping black pretty hard over the last few weeks because she has clearly been the hottest woman on the show this year, so I was particularly shocked when Flav picked busted-ass, big ol’ gap between her front teeth, Thing 2 as his Flavor of Love. Not only was Thing 2 already eliminated once on the show, but she refused my man’s night cap request on her last night with Flav before elimination. What the fuck was he thinking?
Here is a shot of some dude with the Thing twins:

Even if he had been able to pick them as a package, their combined assets don’t compare to Black. Of course I will now provide photographic evidence to substantiate my claim:

Even my man T.O. agrees with me:

I don’t even know what else to say. Flav, you’re still my boy, but you really disappointed me last night…