Roger HA! HA! HA! HO! HO! HO!

Roger Clemens, you lying, cheating, stuck-up, sanctimonious, pedophile, LOSER. HA! HA! HA!. I’m Happy they caught you. And the truth came out. Roger, the truth always comes out. I told you so.

(As predicted by yours truly last week) Last Year when you said your word is all you have. You must have been broke because everyday all I see is news about how you are a LYING MESS. First we read that you are an egomaniac. Then News came out that you cheated on your wife. Then we got news that the woman was a washed up country singer. Next day we learned that you met her and had “relations” when she was 15. You sick BAST–D. And finally today you issue a statement that you apologize and admit your mistakes. Thanks Roger I was waiting for you to do that. Thanx. Oh, and you can shove that right up your A– or wherever you stuck the steroid needles.

Maybe you should drop the lawsuit against your former trainer/drug dealer now that your word means nothing. I guess you should have listened to Reggie Jackson when he told you not to fight the Mitchell Report. Anyway, Roger have a good life. Kiss the Hall of Fame goodbye. Actually don’t even enter the city limits of Cooperstown. And buy a dog because he will be your only friend when your wife leaves you and you run out of money to pay your attorney. (Yes Predictions) Second thought, Don’t get a dog I like dogs.

BTW, props to Jose for telling the truth.