Is Dwyane Wade into Astronomy? I mean is he smashing Star Jones?

This is what Dwyane Wade had

Are we really supposed to believe this is where he is going?

I am trying not to really give this any credibility, but stranger things have happened. I mean we here at Too Old are extremely sure of our non-Canadian masculinity. We can say in good conscience that Dwayne Wade is a good-looking dude that can have is choice of the hotties wherever he goes

Just kidding here… we have a wicked sense of humor at Too Old, it’s the reason you come to the blog… here are the real pictures

Plus, like R. Kelly ( I know that is usually a very negative connotation, but work with me here) he is (along with us here at Too Old) Black, Handsome and Rich… (Don’t know about the singing part, and we aren’t rich either, but humor us for a minute)

Now, what does she have that he doesn’t already have? Money?
Got that, thanks Converse, Miami Heat and all my other endorsements like T-Mobile that average him about 17 million dollars a year, with Converse re-negotiating his deal from 500,000 to ten million a year after the playoff win.

Younger than him? No, she is 46 years old, while DWade is still enjoying the twenties.

More fame then him? Doubtful…DWade is a global commodity with a clothing line, and a signature shoe, where Star is known for marrying a guy that people thought was Canadian and getting booted from the View and losing her Court TV show.

How you doin’ Al? Your Canadian passport awaits!

Even if you have to marvel in that she has developed herself and has gotten trim, don’t you have to be a little worried that she will go back to being totally busted? Plus, why did she have to lie about what she did to get thin? I would want her to be thankful that she looked toward modern medicine to get looking slim and trim, but would worry about her blowing up and the lies…

Remember: Like the Clipse warns…Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear… (Unless it is from your friends at Too Old…)