E’s song of the day

February 5, 2010

The more I think about hip-hp tracks for this week of songs, the more I realize that there are SO MANY jams that I have yet to drop on your ears.  This jam is one that I first heard about 6 years ago while I was still living in Southern California.  It was something that I found rather randomly, and at first I just had this song, though listening to it prompted me to immediately buy the album (entitled Selling Live Water).  I’m going to make an assumption that most of you out there probably haven’t heard of this dude (although those of you familiar with the hip hop crew Anticon should know him).  Either way, it’s time for you radio heads to broaden your horizons beyond what the local DJ tells you is hot right now.  Today’s jam: Sole – Plutonium.  Enjoy….

I liked you because you were a Raider, but that love is wearing off...

it makes you look like a petulant, spoiled child.  You got just about everything, but you have to cry about not getting some players who went to UCLA. Pete may have cried, but he didn’t feel the need to call out other schools.

Look at Pete getting all weepy...fortunately, you have 35 million NFL tissues to comfort you.

Issues? It’s hard to quibble with the nation’s No. 7 recruiting class, particularly when the school was dealing with a coaching transition to Kiffin from Carroll, but there are two things. First, linebacker was a need area that wasn’t sufficiently addressed. Second, the Trojans lost out on a number of prospects to rival UCLA, most notably safety Dietrich Riley and linebacker Jordan Zumwalt

Notes: Kiffin said he expects linebacker Glen Stanley, the lone JC transfer, to play immediately… USC signed players from five states… Kiffin took a shot at the players who picked UCLA over USC in his signing day press conference: “I think, I’ve been gone three years but much hasn’t changed. As you meet the kids there is a sense and I was reminded of the kids that go to UCLA and the kids that come to USC, and to be back here, I watched it over the weekend just to see if it’s the same, and it’s really still the same. I guess we waste time continuing to recruit them, we know within the first 10 minutes whether they’re the type of guys that want to play here or there.”

YES! You wasted your time.  Does saying it make you feel better?

Here is something that you can really cry over Lane….

Stanford....that is such a pitiful loss....cry over this...not over one player who hasnt made it to campus or played in agame yet.

Cry also over this…

Free the JUICE!

You can even cry over the fact that your basketball team is playing for nothing right now

Another OJ that got squeezed....and he may not have even gotten any of the fruits of his time at USC

But ultimately you will ruin the USC branding with crybaby antics.

Right down the toilet Lane, because people don't like snitches or crybabies.

But, the time and dominance is over…The time of you just trying to get whatever you wanted is over.  Other schools are on to your tricks Lane.  USC doesn’t have the branding or star power like it did in the old days.  This is a new era Lane.  Get over it and get over yourself.

Just like the creeper USC dude to watch the UCLA dude get with the honeys....

The fact that you are crying about a couple that got away makes me think that you are soft. I don’t see other coaches crying like you did and trying to throw shots at kids who didn’t want to be a Trojan Man.

Time is ticking or both of the LA schools.... CAL is on its way!

Death is in the air.

The clock starts at birth....

I smell it and feel it’s grip tighten around all of us.

This is the reason that you have to live life to the fullest.  Seize the moment. Carpe Diem

Suicide is never the way to go, unless it is about to be your time.  Then ride the Heroin Highway home…it’s fun and easy.  Although it requires a needle, which I detest….
This saddens me, as Jay was the key to a bunch of really good Cowboy offenses in the 90’s.  Very reliable.  Hopefully, that will be a quality that people will assign to me when my number comes up.  My number is…who really knows?  All I know is that I am not going to call it myself.  That will be someone else who does that.

Jason Witten, this is your gold standard to reach. Dallas Clark? This is what and who should inspire you

ESPNDallas.com

The wife of former Dallas Cowboys tight end Jay Novacek died Monday at her mother’s home from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, Burleson police Commander Doug Sandifer said. LeAnne Novacek, 45, was found dead at 9:05 a.m., according to Linda Anderson, spokesperson for the Tarrant County coroner’s office. At 8:37 a.m., Burleson police and fire departments responded to “a report of a medical emergency, possible suicide” at a residence in Burleson, according to police department spokesperson Sally Ellertson. The body was found in the bedroom of the residence, according to the police report. The Tarrant County coroner’s office said Tuesday that the cause of death was a gunshot wound to the head, but the police investigation is still pending. The Novaceks, who have a daughter, live in Joshua. Jay Novacek, 47, played six seasons for the Cowboys from 1990 to 1996. The five-time Pro Bowler, who ranks ninth in team history with 3,576 career receiving yards on 339 receptions, was a member of teams that won three Super Bowls in four seasons. He was a sixth-round draft choice out of Wyoming in 1985 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After a back injury forced him to miss the 1996 season, Novacek retired in 1997. He and LeAnne continued to live in the area after his retirement, and Novacek remained involved with team. He signed autographs at Cowboys Stadium earlier this season. Novacek was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 2008.

Bad things happen to good people.  That is a way of life.  We all have to find a way to get through it…

Probably not.  The shocking thing is that it might have been prevented…

I know that your mother taught you better than that....close your legs...please? At least while others are looking...

Coroner: Brittany Murphy died of pneumonia and prescription drugs

By Vicki Walker
Contra Costa Times

Posted: 02/04/2010 01:44:57 PM PST

Brittany Murphy died from pneumonia, but anemia and prescription drugs also played a role, Los Angeles County coroner’s officials said Thursday.

The primary cause of death was community-acquired pneumonia, with contributing factors of iron deficiency anemia and “multiple drug intoxication,” according to the coroner’s office.

The death was ruled accidental.

Coroner’s spokesman Craig Harvey declined to specify what types of drugs were involved but said they were all prescription medications. Details about the drugs the “Clueless” and “8 Mile” star had in her system will be released in several weeks when a complete report is done.

Murphy’s widower, Simon Monjack, previously told US magazine that his wife took the painkiller Vicoprofen and Fluoxetine, an antidepressant to treat menstrual cramps, as well as over-the-counter Robitussin for her last illness.

Murphy died Dec. 20 at age 32 after collapsing at her Hollywood Hills home, which she shared with Monjack and her mother, Sharon Murphy. Both told investigators the actress had been experiencing flulike symptoms in the days before she died.

Dr. Michael Baden, former chief medical examiner in New York City, said the coroner’s determination indicated drugs probably played a key role in Murphy’s death.

“If she died of pneumonia, that cause of death is a natural cause,” Baden said. He said the use of some prescription medications can lead to pneumonia, and that the coroner’s office may have listed that as the primary cause to lessen the blow to Murphy’s family.

“It sounds more like it’s a drug-related than a natural pulmonary pneumonia,” said Baden, who did not work on the Murphy case but has served as an expert witness in numerous high-profile deaths. “One doesn’t die of pneumonia, usually, that quickly.”

Assistant chief coroner Ed Winter told People magazine that Monjack said both he and Sharon Murphy were recovering from illness before Brittany Murphy “caught it.”

So if she died of pneumonia, then that is something that is treatable and preventable.   But, then to throw drugs on top of it, and you have a toxic combination that leads to death.  But, how do you live with your mom, if she is relatively young?  Stay off the prescription meds…I don’t take them unless I absolutely have to and then, I still try to not take them.

Keep swimming! You have a long trip...hope you had lunch

That shocked me that this could happen, especially since the girl did not have a vagina.  I know, this all sounds made up, but ABCNews gives us the facts in the case.

Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still Impregnated Girl

Account of a Girl Impregnated After Oral Sex Shows Sperms’ Incredible Survivability

By LAUREN COX

Feb. 3, 2010—

A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.

The Jimmy V of sperm.,..don't give up, don't ever give up....

In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn’t have a vagina.

“Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple,” so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

Her birth defect — called Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome — didn’t necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.

Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that “Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued.”

The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach — and therefore with little stomach acid around — and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

“A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract,” the authors wrote.

Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy’s Law but one to arguably nature’s most impressive swimmers: sperm.

I hope that this does not cause women everywhere to stop giving out the head shots.  Next thing we are going to hear is that anal sex leads to pregnancy and eliminate all the fun…

Plus, the girl did not have a vagina....

How Could Sperm Survive Those Conditions?

“Here’s an unbelievable set of coincidences,” said Dr. Richard Paulson, head of the University of Southern California Fertility Program in Los Angeles. “But it’s totally plausible.”

Although doctors know that sperm needs a low acid (high pH) environment to survive, and would likely die eventually in the low pH of stomach acid, doctors also said that sperm comes in a protective fluid: ejaculate, a nourishing medium meant to protect the sperm.

Besides, “out of hundreds of millions of sperm if you knock out 90 percent of them, you’re still going to have tens of millions of sperm,” said Dr. Peter Schlegel, chairman of urology at New York Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center in New York.

Paulson agreed.

“Sperm are pretty hardy,” said Paulson, who pointed out that sperm must make it out of the acidic environment of the vagina before reaching more friendly territory at the cervix and in the uterus. Once in the abdominal wall, Paulson estimated that the sperm could survive for days.

“It’s a long way from the stomach into the lower abdomen, it’s a heck of a trip, but they made it,” said Paulson. “You just need sperm somewhere in the area of an egg.”

Paulson said in the early days of fertility treatments in the 1980s, doctors injected sperm in the lower abdomen hoping for the coincidental encounter with an egg. The procedure, called DIPI or direct intraperitoneal insemination, has largely been replaced by more effective methods.

The Lengths Sperm Can Travel

Schlegel pointed out that although fertilization typically takes place in the fallopian tubes, doctors know that sperm can normally swim up and out of the reproductive organs into the abdominal cavity.

“The sperm are naturally there at times, and eggs are naturally there,” said Schlegel. “Eggs are released from the ovary, and they sort of dance around before they get taken up by the fallopian tube.”

Sperm Can Swim Far in the Female Body

So it seems, Schlegel concluded, that the sperm could also be taken up by the fallopian tube, as could a fertilized egg.

But some doctors are still suspicious of, or at least bewildered by the tale. The girl’s birth defect is well known and by age 15, doctors say most girls would have been doubling over in pain with an abdomen filled with menstrual fluid that cannot escape.

The menstrual fluid of several periods would make it even more unlikely for a pregnancy to occur.

“She’d have pain all the time and would have a stomach full of blood all the time, and would have to be operated on, or she would eventually die,” said Dr. Sherman J. Silber, director of the infertility center of Saint Louis at St. Luke’s Hospital in Missouri.

Dr. Howard A. Zacur, a reproductive endocrinologist at Johns Hopkins, also had doubts. “The case report here suffers from the fact that an individual with a completely obstructed vaginal outlet would have been expected to have blood accumulation in the vagina, and/or uterus,” he wrote in an e-mail.

The authors of the report guessed a pregnancy could only be possible if the girl had ovulated once or at most twice before her pregnancy.

Whatever the true story of the woman, and her now grown son, Silber said it could send a message to ordinary couples planning pregnancy.

Why Doubt the Longevity of Sperm?

“This story is a crazy story, and there’s no way to make sense of it,” said Silber. “But the data on sperm is that normally it’s quite good in an alkaline environment for two or three days — that’s why the average couple wastes a lot of energy when they’re trying to get pregnant.”

Silber said he sees many couples who buy into the idea that they should time sex to coincide with the woman’s ovulation. But Silber said the remarkable survivability of sperm means most couples don’t have to change their normal sex lives at all.

“The average American married couple tends to have sex two or three days a week,” said Silber, author of “How to Get Pregnant.”

If sperm can survive for two or three days, that means the average sex life of an American married couple results in living sperm swimming around the woman’s body every single day of the week.

“The practice to check when you ovulate and not to have sex until you’re ovulating is stupid,” Silber said.

Silber said because ovulation calendars and methods to detect ovulation are somewhat inaccurate, couples could miss ovulation and have sex too late.

“Twelve hours after ovulation, the eggs aren’t good any more. You want to have the sperm there ready and waiting for when you ovulated,” said Silber. “It’s absolutely true that sperm can last a long time.”

So some of you out there can have some kids that you do not know about…

E’s song of the day

February 4, 2010

We’ve crossed the halfway point of the week and we’re on the home stretch to the weekend.  Of course, your boy E is booked solid through next weekend (my next actual day off isn’t until the 20th), so I won’t be getting any rest, but the work scene will at least be different on the weekend.  I’ve been thinking a lot about all of the great hip hop that has yet to grace these pages and it’s fairly astounding that today’s artist has yet to make an appearance.  This guy got his start selling home-made tapes of his rhymes on the streets of Oakland at age 14 – that’s what i call hustling for your dream.  18 (yes, 18!!!) albums later he finds himself, in my opinion, one of the all-time greats.  There are plenty of hot tracks to choose from, but I’ve selected one that is (only) slightly lesser known.  I first heard this track off of the soundtrack to the movie “The Corrupter” starring Chow Yun-Fat and Mark Wahlberg (great soundtrack, only an OK movie).  Today’s jam: Too Short -  Be my Dirty Love.  Enjoy….

E’s song of the day

February 3, 2010

I’ve had a really busy day on the grind, but I finally have a brief break to get you a tune.  I’m continuing with hip-hop this week, and I’ve got another classic one today.  This is a jam of which I purchased the cassette single back when I was in 8th or 9th grade.  I’m pretty sure I still have it somewhere, though I’m less sure whether I have a device which can play said cassette.  Luckily, the internet is a wondrous place, with many accessible songs from my youth.  This track is from a Bay Area guy who came up big for a hot minute and then faded out.  It’s too bad, because this jam was my ISH!!  Seriously, I bumped this song SO HARD back in the day.  Ladies, take note: this is just how the Too Old Crew rolls.  Today’s jam: Dru Down – Pimp of the Year.  Enjoy….

And here they are, well at least the majors because who really cares about film editing or score or costume, or makeup.

Best Picture Best Director
Best Actor Best Actress
Best Supporting Actor Best Supporting Actress
Best Original Screenplay Best Adapted Screenplay
Best Animated Feature Best Foreign Language Film

Looks like a pretty good list of quality films I have not seen. I’ll have to really think about my picks this year and a few Avatar drinking games. Yet while only having seen a few of the nominees i’ll take a STAB at the winners. Keep in mind I do reserve to change my mind.

Best Picture…Avatar

Best Actor…Jeff Bridges

Best Actress…Meryl Streep. If Sandra Bullock wins I might slap someone. but I won’t put it past the voters b/c we know how much they like white “folks” helping the poor blacks. e.g.Driving Miss Daisy.

Best Director…James Cameron. Who else???

Best Supporting Actor…Christoph Waltz

Best Supporting Actress…Mo’Nique. Because she will cry again.

Best Animated Feature Film…Up

Best Original Screenplay…Inglourious Basterds or Hurt Locker. I’m sure loads of CASH being thrown at judges for this winner.

Best Adapted Screenplay…Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Best Foreign Language Film…Who the HELL cares? But I’m pretty sure that with all the self hating Jews in Hollywood don’t go with the film from Israel.

As if I needed another reason.  I’m not sure if you’ve read my rantings about Tim Tebow (or, really, the whole Tebow family) but rest assured, I hate them.  It’s not because I’m angry that some white QB won the Heisman as a sophomore or broke NCAA football rushing records (although, as a die-hard USC Trojans fan, that might be just cause for my hatred).  No, it is because, on the whole, I do not trust missionaries (not to be confused with the missionary position, which I both trust, and practice, when prudent).  There is nothing inherently wrong with informing those interested about their various religious options and helping them find God, in whatever form that takes.  I do, however, seek exception with the notion that there exist entire groups of people in need of “saving.”  I debated with myself over going into another long rant here about the history of missionary work in eviscerating local culture and crushing individualism, but I think, perhaps, I’ll save that for a later date and time.

You say "missionary" I say "cult." I DO NOT want these people "saving" my soul.

This brings me to the current reason to be angry wit the Tebow family.  I read this interesting article today (linked here) that discusses a 30-second TV spot which will air during the Super Bowl.  It will be a short add featuring Tim Tebow and his mother advocating for the Pro-Life movement.  Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think the Tebow family should be making life and death decisions for potential expectant mothers everywhere.  The article linked above enters into greater detail about the various manipulations of truth employed to project a certain message, but, needless to say, the basic premise of the ad is that if you abort your fetus, you might miss out on having a kid who will someday win the Heisman trophy.  it seems like, following that logic, one might support abortions everywhere because any un-aborted fetus could end up becoming the next Hitler (Jeffrey Dahmer, etc. etc.).  If you know your baby might be evil (and I think mothers just get a sense of this thing – too much unnecessary kicking, food cravings that are just TOO bizarre etc.) for God’s sake, choose death.  In summation: Tim Tebow, I still hate you.  Please, spend your time on TV telling me which shoes to buy or what flavor Gatorade to drink – just leave the uterus’ of the world to their own devices.

E’s song of the day

February 2, 2010

I’m in the process of switching cell phones and my old “song of the day” queue did not transfer properly through the sim card, so I’ve got to slowly rebuild that list.  I do however, remember one song that was thrown on there not too long ago.  It has been pretty popular in Europe for the last month or two (I think) though I haven’t heard it on the radio here in the Bay Area (though, admittedly, I don’t listen to much radio here).  It’s a heart thumping tune, perfect to jump-start your day.  Today’s jam: Chipmunk ft. Talay Riley – Look For Me.  Enjoy….